Knife wrote:Must resist temptation. EREERRREEREERR, Ok, I'm fine now.
LMAO!!! That is so incredibly endearing, especially the 'EREERRR' part. Way too cute.
Seriously, though, so many guys care only about model-esque proportions *glares at one SD.netter* that they miss the whole package. It's nice that someone really understands what's important.
"On the infrequent occasions when I have been called upon in a formal place to play the bongo drums, the introducer never seems to find it necessary to mention that I also do theoretical physics." -Richard Feynman
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
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- George Carlin
Zaia wrote:
Can't see what? *scratches head* Smiles?
Exactly, you smiled sweetly yet there's no way any of us can see it.
Therefore, Knife is an ass-kisser
Lets put it this way, Zaia+ +imagination=
And there is worse things than being an ass kisser.
They say, "the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." I suppose it never occurred to them that they are the tyrants, not the patriots. Those weapons are not being used to fight some kind of tyranny; they are bringing them to an event where people are getting together to talk. -Mike Wong
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
Vympel wrote:Exactly, you smiled sweetly yet there's no way any of us can see it.
Ahhh. Except those of you who have seen my picture, where I am smiling; y'all know what my smile looks like. I honestly didn't even mean for that comment to be that flirty! I was smiling sweetly because you guys are all way more advanced than the T&A boys. I didn't realize how it sounded until I read Knife's post.
Knife wrote:Lets put it this way, Zaia + + imagination=
I love that little shocked smiley.
And I don't think any ass-kissing was involved, actually, but whatev. There are people who can attest to my smiles, if we need to call witnesses. Or, Vympel, I can always take you up on your offer to make me an Aussie citizen...
"On the infrequent occasions when I have been called upon in a formal place to play the bongo drums, the introducer never seems to find it necessary to mention that I also do theoretical physics." -Richard Feynman
Darth Wong wrote:What's wrong with ass-kissing anyway, as long as it's a nice ass?
Didn't see that one coming. Well ok, I did.
They say, "the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." I suppose it never occurred to them that they are the tyrants, not the patriots. Those weapons are not being used to fight some kind of tyranny; they are bringing them to an event where people are getting together to talk. -Mike Wong
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
Vympel wrote:Exactly, you smiled sweetly yet there's no way any of us can see it.
Ahhh. Except those of you who have seen my picture, where I am smiling; y'all know what my smile looks like. I honestly didn't even mean for that comment to be that flirty! I was smiling sweetly because you guys are all way more advanced than the T&A boys. I didn't realize how it sounded until I read Knife's post.
Knife wrote:Lets put it this way, Zaia + + imagination=
I love that little shocked smiley.
And I don't think any ass-kissing was involved, actually, but whatev. There are people who can attest to my smiles, if we need to call witnesses. Or, Vympel, I can always take you up on your offer to make me an Aussie citizen...
I think Vympel has a point Zaia, time to post a pic of your "smile".
They say, "the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." I suppose it never occurred to them that they are the tyrants, not the patriots. Those weapons are not being used to fight some kind of tyranny; they are bringing them to an event where people are getting together to talk. -Mike Wong
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
C.S.Strowbridge wrote:I agree, but I'd like to ask why smiles are not brought up more? I know I'm not the only one who melts for a sweet smile, but all I hear is breasts, butt and legs.
Oh hell yeah, a sweet smile can knock me off my feet and turn me into a blithering idiot. Maybe it's because smiles are considered more a part of personality?
Like the playboy 'hottie' that is dumb as a bag of hair and a personality to match, but the 'homely' girl next door that's smart and sweet can reduce you to stuttering just with a sexy smile.
Personally, I need the personality before I can be attracted to someone.
C.S.Strowbridge wrote:
I agree, but I'd like to ask why smiles are not brought up more? I know I'm not the only one who melts for a sweet smile, but all I hear is breasts, butt and legs.
I've got to agree. There is nothing like that perfect smile to melt your heart and lure you in.
Lure you in and keep you.
You can oggle how ladies all you want, but when they smile at you, you know that you might actualyl have a chance. Anyway, screw all the talk, let's see some hot babes!
Had to cover up the naughty parts so I can post this one here.
I present Playmate Buffy Tyler...
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me. Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Buffy Tyler ain't too hot. I don't think Playboy is good at picking Blonds. There are only a handful I Like Jennifer Rovero, and Heather Spytek are some of my faves.
Stupid risks are what make life worth living.-Homer Simpson
-PC Load Letter?! What the Fuck does that mean!?!?!- Micheal Bolton
-Bullshit! I'll bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose! - Sgt. Hartman
-I'll bet your the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the Goddamn common courtesy to give him a reacharound!- Sgt. Hartman
Stupid risks are what make life worth living.-Homer Simpson
-PC Load Letter?! What the Fuck does that mean!?!?!- Micheal Bolton
-Bullshit! I'll bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose! - Sgt. Hartman
-I'll bet your the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the Goddamn common courtesy to give him a reacharound!- Sgt. Hartman
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:For some reason I don't find porn stars attractive at all...
Same here, I think it has something to do with the fact that they are trying to look sexy. Which kills it for me. For example, Asia Carrera has a section on her site (which she maintains herself) where she fixes her computer, topless. To me, her canid shots are sexier than the 'glamour' shots. And the fact that she's a self proclaimed computer geek adds to that.
Also, if she was scratching her ass, why ont shake that hand? Wouldn't you be honored to touch something that touched her ass?
Zaia wrote:Does the red have to be 100% real for it to count?
Well... I guess not.
Considering most of the blondes aren't either, I'd have to agree. I've seen so many fake blondes versus so few real ones that not only do 'darkroots' look like a natural color to me, I sometimes sonder if real blondes actually exist.
I'm sorry, but hair color is such a non-factor to me, I can't even pretend I pay attention to it.
aerius wrote:Had to cover up the naughty parts so I can post this one here.
I present Playmate Buffy Tyler...
They used to be better at it, but Hefner approves all the playmates. He has a bleached platinum blonde fetish, and the older he gets, the more he's giving free rein to it. Haven't you noticed an ever incresing number of almost silver haired playmates over the last couple of years? For a guy like me, who prefers dark haired girls, this is an unfortunate development.
There are very, very, very few girls in the world that have that platinum blonde as their natural color. For those few, if they have pretty faces and nice bods as well, the effect is quite stunning. But for some reason, bleached platinum blondes, no matter how good the dye job, just don't look that good.
C.S.Strowbridge wrote:
Personally, I need the personality before I can be attracted to someone.
Bingo. When I was younger, it was all about the looks, but after a while you realise that you've fucked and licked just about every type of female bodytype (and in some cases reeeaaallly wish you hadn't ) so you start to look for more.
Don't get me wrong, an attractive woman goes by and you can bet I'm looking and enjoying the view. There's just a lot more to finding a good woman than her figure and smile.
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