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Vympel wrote:We can't see it

Can't see what? *scratches head* Smiles?

Knife wrote:Must resist temptation. EREERRREEREERR, Ok, I'm fine now.

LMAO!!! That is so incredibly endearing, especially the 'EREERRR' part. Way too cute.

Seriously, though, so many guys care only about model-esque proportions *glares at one SD.netter* that they miss the whole package. It's nice that someone really understands what's important.

I have yet to see a mention of Heather Graham

Zaia wrote:
Can't see what? *scratches head* Smiles?

Exactly, you smiled sweetly yet there's no way any of us can see it.

Therefore, Knife is an ass-kisser

Vympel wrote:

Zaia wrote:
Can't see what? *scratches head* Smiles?

Exactly, you smiled sweetly yet there's no way any of us can see it.

Therefore, Knife is an ass-kisser

Lets put it this way, Zaia+ +imagination=


And there is worse things than being an ass kisser.

Vympel wrote:Exactly, you smiled sweetly yet there's no way any of us can see it.

Ahhh. Except those of you who have seen my picture, where I am smiling; y'all know what my smile looks like. I honestly didn't even mean for that comment to be that flirty! I was smiling sweetly because you guys are all way more advanced than the T&A boys. I didn't realize how it sounded until I read Knife's post.

Knife wrote:Lets put it this way, Zaia + + imagination=

I love that little shocked smiley.

And I don't think any ass-kissing was involved, actually, but whatev. There are people who can attest to my smiles, if we need to call witnesses. Or, Vympel, I can always take you up on your offer to make me an Aussie citizen...

What's wrong with ass-kissing anyway, as long as it's a nice ass?

Darth Wong wrote:What's wrong with ass-kissing anyway, as long as it's a nice ass?

Didn't see that one coming. Well ok, I did.

Zaia wrote:

Vympel wrote:Exactly, you smiled sweetly yet there's no way any of us can see it.

Ahhh. Except those of you who have seen my picture, where I am smiling; y'all know what my smile looks like. I honestly didn't even mean for that comment to be that flirty! I was smiling sweetly because you guys are all way more advanced than the T&A boys. I didn't realize how it sounded until I read Knife's post.

Knife wrote:Lets put it this way, Zaia + + imagination=

I love that little shocked smiley.

And I don't think any ass-kissing was involved, actually, but whatev. There are people who can attest to my smiles, if we need to call witnesses. Or, Vympel, I can always take you up on your offer to make me an Aussie citizen...

I think Vympel has a point Zaia, time to post a pic of your "smile".

Please, please, pretty please, ppppppplllllleeeeeeaaaassssse.

Drewcifer wrote:

C.S.Strowbridge wrote:I agree, but I'd like to ask why smiles are not brought up more? I know I'm not the only one who melts for a sweet smile, but all I hear is breasts, butt and legs.

Oh hell yeah, a sweet smile can knock me off my feet and turn me into a blithering idiot. Maybe it's because smiles are considered more a part of personality?

Like the playboy 'hottie' that is dumb as a bag of hair and a personality to match, but the 'homely' girl next door that's smart and sweet can reduce you to stuttering just with a sexy smile.

Personally, I need the personality before I can be attracted to someone.

Gandalf wrote:I have yet to see a mention of Heather Graham

Then post some.

I have given up on women, especially blonds. My now ex fiance troll bitch is a blond.

Knife wrote:

Stormbringer wrote:

C.S.Strowbridge wrote: I agree, but I'd like to ask why smiles are not brought up more? I know I'm not the only one who melts for a sweet smile, but all I hear is breasts, butt and legs.

I've got to agree. There is nothing like that perfect smile to melt your heart and lure you in.

Lure you in and keep you.

You can oggle how ladies all you want, but when they smile at you, you know that you might actualyl have a chance. Anyway, screw all the talk, let's see some hot babes!

She ain't blonde but who the hell cares!?!

Had to cover up the naughty parts so I can post this one here.
I present Playmate Buffy Tyler...

Buffy Tyler ain't too hot. I don't think Playboy is good at picking Blonds. There are only a handful I Like Jennifer Rovero, and Heather Spytek are some of my faves.

Why Ain't this thread moved already!?!?!?!?!

Darth Wong wrote:What's wrong with ass-kissing anyway, as long as it's a nice ass?

Like when I first saw the pics of Natalie Portman adjusting her underwear. Some guy said, ''Better not shake her hand!'

I'm thinking, I'd lick her ass if she let me, who cares if where her's hand's been?

For some reason I don't find porn stars attractive at all...

Also, if she was scratching her ass, why ont shake that hand? Wouldn't you be honored to touch something that touched her ass?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:For some reason I don't find porn stars attractive at all...

Same here, I think it has something to do with the fact that they are trying to look sexy. Which kills it for me. For example, Asia Carrera has a section on her site (which she maintains herself) where she fixes her computer, topless. To me, her canid shots are sexier than the 'glamour' shots. And the fact that she's a self proclaimed computer geek adds to that.

Also, if she was scratching her ass, why ont shake that hand? Wouldn't you be honored to touch something that touched her ass?

I know!

Zaia wrote: Or, Vympel, I can always take you up on your offer to make me an Aussie citizen...

Indeed you can- ball's in your court

Kelly Antilles wrote:

Zaia wrote:Does the red have to be 100% real for it to count?

Well... I guess not.

Considering most of the blondes aren't either, I'd have to agree. I've seen so many fake blondes versus so few real ones that not only do 'darkroots' look like a natural color to me, I sometimes sonder if real blondes actually exist.

I'm sorry, but hair color is such a non-factor to me, I can't even pretend I pay attention to it.

*reads through thred and sighs*


*pouts and wanders off*

aerius wrote:Had to cover up the naughty parts so I can post this one here.
I present Playmate Buffy Tyler...

They used to be better at it, but Hefner approves all the playmates. He has a bleached platinum blonde fetish, and the older he gets, the more he's giving free rein to it. Haven't you noticed an ever incresing number of almost silver haired playmates over the last couple of years? For a guy like me, who prefers dark haired girls, this is an unfortunate development.

There are very, very, very few girls in the world that have that platinum blonde as their natural color. For those few, if they have pretty faces and nice bods as well, the effect is quite stunning. But for some reason, bleached platinum blondes, no matter how good the dye job, just don't look that good.

C.S.Strowbridge wrote: Personally, I need the personality before I can be attracted to someone.

Bingo. When I was younger, it was all about the looks, but after a while you realise that you've fucked and licked just about every type of female bodytype (and in some cases reeeaaallly wish you hadn't ) so you start to look for more.
Don't get me wrong, an attractive woman goes by and you can bet I'm looking and enjoying the view. There's just a lot more to finding a good woman than her figure and smile.

Kelly Antilles wrote:*reads through thred and sighs*
*pouts and wanders off*

Huh? Kelly?

I'll have to post a pic of my blonde girlfriend.