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Posted: 2003-07-23 04:39pm
by Darksider
RogueIce wrote:fgalkin wrote:A TGOD? in MY THREAD! GET OUT!
Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
Well, what do you expect, with all the virulent Gnome hatred that possesses this board. Such small-mindedness leads to these things.
Hmph. You don't see people attacking the BotM, MM, or HAB every other week, do you?
*transmits orders to Gnomish Forces to stand down and return to their bases, while ensuring there are no tracers of any kind on board*
Now, how did this move from us freeing our brethern with a similar (though not directly related to us at SEGNOR) group, the GLO, to a TGOD across the galaxy?
I'm not sure, all i know is that we recived a message that the HAB was under attack from Gnomish forces, but the leader of said forces is not a known member of the Gnomish hordes (He has nothing about it in his sig.)
Posted: 2003-07-23 07:59pm
by Agent Fisher
just to let you know, darksider, that Ace Pace is a certified member of the SEGNOR Fast Response Team(FRT)
Posted: 2003-07-23 09:29pm
by aerius
RogueIce wrote:Well, what do you expect, with all the virulent Gnome hatred that possesses this board. Such small-mindedness leads to these things.
Hmph. You don't see people attacking the BotM, MM, or HAB every other week, do you?
*transmits orders to Gnomish Forces to stand down and return to their bases, while ensuring there are no tracers of any kind on board*
Now, how did this move from us freeing our brethern with a similar (though not directly related to us at SEGNOR) group, the GLO, to a TGOD across the galaxy?
It's because you touch yourselves at night. You knew that was coming.
Heh heh heh, coming...or should I say, cumming...
Posted: 2003-07-23 10:30pm
by SyntaxVorlon
WTF, where is Lumberjack and the Moose Rebels!
Posted: 2003-07-23 10:55pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
RogueIce wrote:Well, what do you expect, with all the virulent Gnome hatred that possesses this board. Such small-mindedness leads to these things.
Hmph. You don't see people attacking the BotM, MM, or HAB every other week, do you?
*transmits orders to Gnomish Forces to stand down and return to their bases, while ensuring there are no tracers of any kind on board*
Now, how did this move from us freeing our brethern with a similar (though not directly related to us at SEGNOR) group, the GLO, to a TGOD across the galaxy?
Well, the HAB has tanks, and the MM mechs, so I don't think anyone would want to mess with them, and the BotM is a pit of depravity: Why would you want to attack that?
As for my side, I will officially choosen through a complex and in-depth questionnaire.
Eeny-meeny-miney-mo...
Posted: 2003-07-23 11:00pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Well, the HAB has tanks, and the MM mechs, so I don't think anyone would want to mess with them, and the BotM is a pit of depravity: Why would you want to attack that?
As for my side, I will officially choosen through a complex and in-depth questionnaire.
Eeny-meeny-miney-mo...
What? SEGNOR's tough too! We'll bite your ankles off! We'll pretend to be a loyal (MISTREATED) lawn ornament one second, then break into your house at night and steal your silverware the next. I think we've got universe killing space ships somewhere, but those are no fun.
Shoe-dragons on the other hand, are much fun. As is MC Hammer and the HAMMER TWINKLE. We've got both, and we're not afraid to use them!
Posted: 2003-07-24 01:04am
by FaxModem1
Fax Modem looks around at all the carnage from the Delta Flyer.
"You people need to learn to resolve your differenes without violence, or you will all end up extinct."
The modified Delta Flyer cloaks and jumps into hyperspace.
Posted: 2003-07-24 07:17am
by Col. Crackpot
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Well, the HAB has tanks, and the MM mechs, so I don't think anyone would want to mess with them, and the BotM is a pit of depravity: Why would you want to attack that?
As for my side, I will officially choosen through a complex and in-depth questionnaire.
Eeny-meeny-miney-mo...
What? SEGNOR's tough too! We'll bite your ankles off! We'll pretend to be a loyal (MISTREATED) lawn ornament one second, then break into your house at night and steal your silverware the next. I think we've got universe killing space ships somewhere, but those are no fun.
Shoe-dragons on the other hand, are much fun. As is MC Hammer and the HAMMER TWINKLE. We've got both, and we're not afraid to use them!
bah! so strong that the Lantern Holding Lawn Jockeys would turn on you? maybe you should concentrate on securing the yard before you entertain delusions of conquest!
Posted: 2003-07-24 02:16pm
by fgalkin
FaxModem1 wrote:Fax Modem looks around at all the carnage from the Delta Flyer.
"You people need to learn to resolve your differenes without violence, or you will all end up extinct."
The modified Delta Flyer cloaks and jumps into hyperspace.
They are alone. They are a dying people. We should let them pass...
Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
Posted: 2003-07-25 02:46am
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
I just can't take having my silverware looted from my house, so I'll end the chaos and joing the gnomes.
High five, gnomes!
Oh wait, no hands.
Posted: 2003-07-25 09:33am
by Col. Crackpot
*sends out my spies to discover the lost connection between these gnomes and the despised Underwear Gnomes from Southpark.
Posted: 2003-07-25 11:36am
by Agent Fisher
::Col. Crackpot's spies are intercepted by GIA paramilitary feild officers. The spies are then loaded into the back of a van. They are then taken to a secert facility were they are tortured and interragated until they break.::
Posted: 2003-07-25 11:40am
by Col. Crackpot
Agent Fisher wrote:::Col. Crackpot's spies are intercepted by GIA paramilitary feild officers. The spies are then loaded into the back of a van. They are then taken to a secert facility were they are tortured and interragated until they break.::
AH-HA! So you are in leauge with the Underpants Gnomes! I knew it!
Posted: 2003-07-25 11:43am
by Mitth`raw`nuruodo
Damn, i missed it. That article was funny as hell, FREE THE GNOMES!
A TGOD, and I wasn't here! NOOOOO!
*wanders away, grumbling about switching houses every Friday....*
Posted: 2003-07-25 12:04pm
by Agent Fisher
Col. Crackpot wrote:Agent Fisher wrote:::Col. Crackpot's spies are intercepted by GIA paramilitary feild officers. The spies are then loaded into the back of a van. They are then taken to a secert facility were they are tortured and interragated until they break.::
AH-HA! So you are in leauge with the Underpants Gnomes! I knew it!
maybe but maybe i didn't like your spies