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Posted: 2002-10-28 03:18am
by haas mark
XaLEv wrote:Zaia wrote:once upon a time i was a brownie (which is a pre-girl scout) and we were having a picnic and were being talked to about peace, love, friendship, and other goopy things... well, being all of 8 years old or whatever i was at the time, i decided after the talk to get up on the picnic table and dance [insert rude comments here
]. one of the girls in my brownie troupe didn't like that, so she got up on the table, shoved me onto the ground, and broke my collarbone.
seems like an unhappy ending, but the bitch got in trouble and one of the girls' brothers asked me out after that.
mwahaha...
the end.
And you didn't beat her ass?
With a broken collarbone?
Posted: 2002-10-28 11:41am
by Zaia
the only person i've ever punched was my dad when i was 3 who had just told me that i had a new baby brother, so--no, i didn't beat her ass. unfortunately. the broken collarbone would have made it rather difficult anyway. hurt like hell.
but it's ok, i'm over it. mostly. until my bullet-launching apparatus arrives next week.....
Posted: 2002-10-28 12:03pm
by Ted
Zaia wrote:the only person i've ever punched was my dad when i was 3 who had just told me that i had a new baby brother, so--no, i didn't beat her ass. unfortunately. the broken collarbone would have made it rather difficult anyway. hurt like hell.
but it's ok, i'm over it. mostly. until my bullet-launching apparatus arrives next week.....
Yo, we got another girl here?
MUAWAHAHAAHAHAHA
Sorry, please forgive me, I'm worthy of you.
Posted: 2002-10-28 12:13pm
by haas mark
Zaia wrote:the only person i've ever punched was my dad when i was 3 who had just told me that i had a new baby brother, so--no, i didn't beat her ass. unfortunately. the broken collarbone would have made it rather difficult anyway. hurt like hell.
but it's ok, i'm over it. mostly. until my bullet-launching apparatus arrives next week.....
Oooohh.....
Posted: 2002-10-28 12:18pm
by Larz
Occasionally in the morning when I'm tierd and try to make toast, if the toast gets caught in the toaster I'll try to fish it out with a metal spoon or fork that usually sit in my cup by the toaster... you can guess the rest. I also try to roll out of the wrong side of bed and get caught between my bed and the storage containers next to my bed... or just slam my legs into the textured (pointy, painfull textured) wall... mornings are not my deal.
Posted: 2002-10-28 01:57pm
by The Yosemite Bear
Cool, Estrogen in a forums is always welcome
Here's your complementary 100 ton hammer, any of the boys get out of hand feel free to pound em with this. If Ray Cav or Ted get's too close, pound em good, just in case.
Posted: 2002-10-28 02:39pm
by Beowulf
Posted: 2002-10-28 02:55pm
by Ted
THe Yosemite Bear wrote:Cool, Estrogen in a forums is always welcome
Here's your complementary 100 ton hammer, any of the boys get out of hand feel free to pound em with this. If Ray Cav or Ted get's too close, pound em good, just in case.
Wha???
Me???
Kelly, tell them that I'm a good boy!
Posted: 2002-10-28 03:33pm
by Kuja
coughcoughbullshitcough
Posted: 2002-10-28 03:40pm
by XaLEv
IG-88E wrote:coughcoughbullshitcough
???
Posted: 2002-10-28 03:46pm
by Kuja
Ted.
Posted: 2002-10-28 04:17pm
by The Yosemite Bear
Besides Ted's got an Female Friend Significant, yet he still hounds women here.
On the other hand I am also selling Hardhats and Crotch guards to the male populace, just incase there's a low blow, or anvil attack that your worried about, and if you enter any "Discussions with the folks from ASVS I also offer Nomex full body wear, for those times when the flames get a little too intense....
Posted: 2002-10-28 04:19pm
by Kuja
I'm made of tough stuff. No thanks.
Posted: 2002-10-28 04:28pm
by The Yosemite Bear
I should have the TGOD ACME catalog ready for full relaunch sometime in Nov. (Note the 100ton hammers are being given out free due to the fact that Phong's copywrites prevent me from SELLING them....)
Posted: 2002-10-28 04:31pm
by Kuja
I've got a spare atomic anvil I could get out of storage....
Posted: 2002-10-28 04:43pm
by The Yosemite Bear
Need any explosive space modulators?
Posted: 2002-10-28 04:49pm
by Kuja
Got any P38s?
Posted: 2002-10-28 04:51pm
by Ted
Got any mutant Beavers with lasers attached to their heads?
Posted: 2002-10-28 05:20pm
by The Yosemite Bear
IG-88E wrote:Got any P38s?
Of course tons of those, btw do you want Moon, Planet or Universe destroying models.
Posted: 2002-10-28 06:08pm
by Zaia
Wow, what a welcome! I am overwhelmed.
....Well, perhaps that's going a bit far. Maybe I'm just whelmed.
And I have never been known to deal a low-blow, warranted or otherwise, so protective gear is purely optional when dealing with me. Add a halo on top of that smiley and that's me....
mwahahahaaa....
Posted: 2002-10-28 06:55pm
by haas mark
Stupid thing I do: I try to get my insomnia cured.
Posted: 2002-10-28 07:39pm
by Kuja
Zaia wrote:Wow, what a welcome! I am overwhelmed.
....Well, perhaps that's going a bit far. Maybe I'm just whelmed.
And I have never been known to deal a low-blow, warranted or otherwise, so protective gear is purely optional when dealing with me. Add a halo on top of that smiley and that's me....
mwahahahaaa....
I think I should be getting nervous right about now......
or not.
Posted: 2002-10-28 07:58pm
by Mr Bean
Sign me up for half a dozen robotic jet purpsole Bevers, toss in a crate of Ninja attack Dolphins and a box of sharp rusty things for the monekys
Oh and I'm running a bit low on Plutinioum do you have some in stock YB?
Posted: 2002-10-28 07:59pm
by haas mark
Mr Bean wrote:Sign me up for half a dozen robotic jet purpsole Bevers, toss in a crate of Ninja attack Dolphins and a box of sharp rusty things for the monekys
Oh and I'm running a bit low on Plutinioum do you have some in stock YB?
If you want radioactive materials, you should be asking someone in New Mexico...
Posted: 2002-10-28 08:14pm
by The Yosemite Bear
True,
No I am just the TGOD ACME supplier
