The Refuge from Political Correctness mk II

[Sriad]

If you need me, I'll be on my way to hell for laughing uproariously at this.

[Sriad]

Aaand Galv beat me to it in the political cartoon thread by days. That's what I get for not reading the sticky threads.

[The Yosemite Bear]

I still say the google ad panel is frequently one of the most amusing bits of politically incorrect humour in an unintentional manner this year. "Whose More Likely to Cheat on Their spouses" presidential campaign which if one knows the canidate's histories is pretty clear. (one of them has cheated numerous times on both wives he's had, and who didn't even wait till his devirce was final before marrying his current wife.)

[The Yosemite Bear]

for some reason my brain keeps getting Dobson (fundy, focus on the family) confused with Dodgson (lewis caroll), with the reasoning that even though the latter made nude photographs of underaged girls he appears to be a much better person.

[weemadando]

Is this where I can come out and say:

"If you support McCain/Palin over Obama/Biden you are a fucking retard who doesn't understand what that is going to do, not only to your countries economy and internal policies, but your relationships with other nations, the world economy and the general impression that the rest of the world has of Americans?"

[Instant Sunrise]

There seriously needs to be a limit against how many times the same fucking measure can be on the ballot.

"Keep putting that failed measure for a 48 hour waiting period on the ballot, one day it will pass."

[Zablorg]

I'd just like to register that this thread is getting me all socially confused and its generally pretty messed up on my end.

[Coyote]

I've got it! For Halloween this year, I'll dress as Disgruntled Office Gunman dude. It'll be a hoot!

[Einhander Sn0m4n]

I've got it! For Halloween this year, I'll dress as Disgruntled Office Gunman dude. It'll be a hoot!

I couldn't get that to work for the same reason any Jason Voorhees getup would instafail: No fake machetes or guns. I can only find real ones here in Louisiana

[Coyote]

I've got it! For Halloween this year, I'll dress as Disgruntled Office Gunman dude. It'll be a hoot!

I couldn't get that to work for the same reason any Jason Voorhees getup would instafail: No fake machetes or guns. I can only find real ones here in Louisiana

Well, there's always "Sitting in a Van Outside the School Dude".

A great one for the kids out trick-or-treating tonight: Just a plan, all-black body suit called "the Invisible Pedestrian".

[chitoryu12]

I love watching schoolyard political debates. The entirety of my Acting class today consisted of a nearly-silent McCain supporter and an independant who thinks both candidates are poor choices and thus is refusing to vote against three Obama supporters. Fun times, fun times.

[Samuel]

I love watching schoolyard political debates. The entirety of my Acting class today consisted of a nearly-silent McCain supporter and an independant who thinks both candidates are poor choices and thus is refusing to vote against three Obama supporters. Fun times, fun times.

Let me guess- the first didn't want to explain their resaons and the second doesn't understand the meaning of the word "better".

[Coyote]

Q: When George Bush has sex with his wife, who is on top?

A: His wife, because George Bush can only fuck up.

[Darth Fanboy]

With reference to the Duggar family and their 18 kids.

How ironic would it be if one of their kids ends up becoming a doctor at an abortion clinic? Yes I know they are a family of religious folk but the thought crossed my mind that maybe one of them will grow up not conforming in an extreme way.

[Crown]

In reference to the riots in Athens. Note; you need to be a bit of a WoW geek, and have a very, very, dark sense of humour; too soon?

[Knife]

In reference to the riots in Athens. Note; you need to be a bit of a WoW geek, and have a very, very, dark sense of humour; too soon?

Bwhahahaha! er... bwhahahaespue sigma alpha beta. {/mangle greek}

[Mayabird]

The Obama Administration has already made a terrible, terrible mistake.

You know how the weekly radio addresses are being put on Youtube? They allowed comments!

[CarsonPalmer]

The Obama Administration has already made a terrible, terrible mistake.

You know how the weekly radio addresses are being put on Youtube? They allowed comments!

As my grandmother would say, Holy Goodnight! They have flame wars over They Might Be Giants videos. I can't imagine the venom going back and forth on that video.

[Gandalf]

I hope these links work.

With regards to the recent bush fires.

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak- ... 8_9615.jpg

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak- ... 6_8492.jpg

[Chris OFarrell]

I found another one Gandalf.

Not fake, this is just a case of really REALLY bad timing for an add that was probably paid for a long time ago.

http://img7.imageshack.us/my.php?image= ... cement.jpg

[The Yosemite Bear]

An old joke from College Journelism Class, updated.

So this FOX intern gets sent out to a retirement community because the serveys show that older people are more conservative, and they need some sound bites.

He comes back dejected, "It was horrible, they could still remember the Real Fascists from WWII, the Depression, I really couldn't do anything with them."
Gate Keeper: Well what about the Family Values issues.
Intern: They all wore shirts that said "Life begins at 50!"

[Coyote]

[ray245]

Well, most Christian would just say you have to work hard to get into heaven.

[Stargate Nerd]

Well, most Christian would just say you have to work hard to get into heaven.

Catholics too? I thought that was Protestant/Calvinist thought.

[CarsonPalmer]

Catholics too? I thought that was Protestant/Calvinist thought.

Catholics would say you have to work hard to get heaven. Calvinists would say that you can't, because its predetermined whether or not you'll get there.