The Kernel wrote:I'm bored and I can't sleep. So I'll post a pic of myself. Kinda old, but I don't take a lot of pics. Not sure if I posted it before, so sue me.
Sure, you can have 'em any time you want.....crumpled up on your bedroom floor!
The t-shirt is Nail-Bunny from a comic called JtHM or Jonny the Homicidal Maniac by Jhonen Vasquez worn over a plain black sleevie and the trousers....well...they're my special bondage trousers...
"I would, for instance, fellate a smurf before I pick death." Dylan Moran
"Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." Albert Einstein EBC's Devonian Deviant | GALE's Supplementary Bi Brit | BoTM's Raw Recruit | GDC's Horny Delphinidae | I'm with RMA | CoIB
The Kernel wrote:I'm bored and I can't sleep. So I'll post a pic of myself. Kinda old, but I don't take a lot of pics. Not sure if I posted it before, so sue me.
Wicked Pilot wrote:Holy Jesus people! I haven't seen this much gayness since Richard Simmons guest starred on the Real World.
LMAO!!
FUQ! FUQ! FUQ!
I'll Screw you later! I'm siging that!!
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"I would, for instance, fellate a smurf before I pick death." Dylan Moran
"Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." Albert Einstein EBC's Devonian Deviant | GALE's Supplementary Bi Brit | BoTM's Raw Recruit | GDC's Horny Delphinidae | I'm with RMA | CoIB
Wicked Pilot wrote:Holy Jesus people! I haven't seen this much gayness since Richard Simmons guest starred on the Real World.
Hehe.. you should see GALE....
*Blushes heavily*
"I would, for instance, fellate a smurf before I pick death." Dylan Moran
"Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." Albert Einstein EBC's Devonian Deviant | GALE's Supplementary Bi Brit | BoTM's Raw Recruit | GDC's Horny Delphinidae | I'm with RMA | CoIB
The Kernel wrote:Wait a second. Do you mean that there are actual GAY people on this forum?
Oh no, we're all straight here, we just enjoy fucking each other up the ass every so often.
"I would, for instance, fellate a smurf before I pick death." Dylan Moran
"Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." Albert Einstein EBC's Devonian Deviant | GALE's Supplementary Bi Brit | BoTM's Raw Recruit | GDC's Horny Delphinidae | I'm with RMA | CoIB
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
What reason would we have not to be happy?
Duh, because we're getting banged in the ass!
You realise you're saying that's a reason not to be happy....?
"I would, for instance, fellate a smurf before I pick death." Dylan Moran
"Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." Albert Einstein EBC's Devonian Deviant | GALE's Supplementary Bi Brit | BoTM's Raw Recruit | GDC's Horny Delphinidae | I'm with RMA | CoIB
Dorsk 81 wrote:
You realise you're saying that's a reason not to be happy....?
I kid, I kid! Anal sex all around! Everyone be happy!
Good! Cos I was about to go and get ver, Ein and Alyrium Denryle and we would have all given you a reason to be happy about it...
"I would, for instance, fellate a smurf before I pick death." Dylan Moran
"Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." Albert Einstein EBC's Devonian Deviant | GALE's Supplementary Bi Brit | BoTM's Raw Recruit | GDC's Horny Delphinidae | I'm with RMA | CoIB
Alyrium Denryle wrote:hmm... The Kernel is rather sexy...
I'm enthusiatically seconding (or thirding?) that
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The Kernel wrote:
I kid, I kid! Anal sex all around! Everyone be happy!
Good! Cos I was about to go and get ver, Ein and Alyrium Denryle and we would have all given you a reason to be happy about it...
I dont generally go any farther than heavy petting online but....
Where theres a but, theres always more than heavy petting...
"I would, for instance, fellate a smurf before I pick death." Dylan Moran
"Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." Albert Einstein EBC's Devonian Deviant | GALE's Supplementary Bi Brit | BoTM's Raw Recruit | GDC's Horny Delphinidae | I'm with RMA | CoIB