Now I'm intrigued.Zaia wrote:Oh, if you guys only knew....His Divine Shadow wrote:Some form of electronic peep-hole should sufficeGhost Rider wrote:A mystical society in which 99% of the board is not allowed to persay participate.......unless you want a few changes.
Which Sex touches themselves more?
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Gandalf
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"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
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DPDarkPrimus
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Thanks to me loving GF I do know what goes on in there, and it's something I could do without knowing. Makes me wish I had a selective memory wipe thingy.Gandalf wrote:Now I'm intrigued.Zaia wrote:Oh, if you guys only knew....
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Obviously you missed all the fun threads, dahlink. There are a few naughty ones in there.aerius wrote:Thanks to me loving GF I do know what goes on in there, <linky-pooh> and it's something I could do without knowing. Makes me wish I had a selective memory wipe thingy.Gandalf wrote:Now I'm intrigued.Zaia wrote:Oh, if you guys only knew....
"On the infrequent occasions when I have been called upon in a formal place to play the bongo drums, the introducer never seems to find it necessary to mention that I also do theoretical physics." -Richard Feynman
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DPDarkPrimus
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*nudges DPDP in the chest with her elbow* Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!DPDarkPrimus wrote:Awww... so that's what you're talking about? I was hoping it was some sort of secret webcam, Z.
*composes self and flutters eyelashes* Webcam? What are you talking about? Silly boy... *shakes head and smiles benignly*
"On the infrequent occasions when I have been called upon in a formal place to play the bongo drums, the introducer never seems to find it necessary to mention that I also do theoretical physics." -Richard Feynman
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El Moose Monstero
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If a butterfly flapping it's wings in America causes a hurricane in Japan, then you, madame, are guilty of meteorological genocide...Zaia wrote:*nudges DPDP in the chest with her elbow* Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!DPDarkPrimus wrote:Awww... so that's what you're talking about? I was hoping it was some sort of secret webcam, Z.
*composes self and flutters eyelashes* Webcam? What are you talking about? Silly boy... *shakes head and smiles benignly*
Evil Brit Conspiracy: Token Moose Obsessed Kebab Munching Semi Geordie
Oh dear, that sounds simply dreadful. Meteorological genocide? Li'l ol' me? You sure?The_Lumberjack wrote:If a butterfly flapping it's wings in America causes a hurricane in Japan, then you, madame, are guilty of meteorological genocide...
"On the infrequent occasions when I have been called upon in a formal place to play the bongo drums, the introducer never seems to find it necessary to mention that I also do theoretical physics." -Richard Feynman
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El Moose Monstero
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Well, check out the window, if you see any swarthy looking secret agent types with scottish accents and a posse of ninjas, then you're probably alright...
Evil Brit Conspiracy: Token Moose Obsessed Kebab Munching Semi Geordie
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DPDarkPrimus
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What indeed... perhaps you could tell me on AIM sometime? Unless you want me to talk about that OTHER secret... *looks up at the sky and whistles innocently*Zaia wrote:*nudges DPDP in the chest with her elbow* Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!DPDarkPrimus wrote:Awww... so that's what you're talking about? I was hoping it was some sort of secret webcam, Z.
*composes self and flutters eyelashes* Webcam? What are you talking about? Silly boy... *shakes head and smiles benignly*
Mayabird is my girlfriend
Justice League:BotM:MM:SDnet City Watch:Cybertron's Finest
"Well then, science is bullshit. "
-revprez, with yet another brilliant rebuttal.
Justice League:BotM:MM:SDnet City Watch:Cybertron's Finest
"Well then, science is bullshit. "
-revprez, with yet another brilliant rebuttal.
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The Yosemite Bear
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If my habits compared to yours are anything to go by, girls do it twice as much.baelfire1945 wrote:If my habits are anything to go by (at least once a day for at least 15 minutes at a time) guys do it more.
"I fight with love, and I laugh with rage, you gotta live light enough to see the humour and long enough to see some change" - Ani DiFranco, Pick Yer Nose
"Life 's not a song, life isn't bliss, life is just this: it's living." - Spike, Once More with Feeling
"Life 's not a song, life isn't bliss, life is just this: it's living." - Spike, Once More with Feeling
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Metrion Cascade
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Michelle once managed to jerk off on watch while standing in a guard booth in his raincoat and waving cars through every 30 seconds. I was there with him (it takes two sailors to wave at a car, says the Navy) and he showed me his hand. And it only took him ten minutes. Usually he needs at least half an hour, but I was whispering naughty things to help him.Gandalf wrote:As for the "covert ops" stuff, you'd be suprised how much men can do in public.
Beat that. And in a more creative location.
As for me, I need to masturbate almost every other day even with regular threesomes. And I'm never comfortable in any location but home or a very clean bathroom. Practically anything can turn me off. Although sometimes the risk of getting caught can help excite me.
Oh you poor misguided men, if only you knew the truth.... While men trade stories of their sexual adventures in change rooms, we were trading tips on how to better pleasure ourselves. There's no doubt in my mind that females masturbate more, just look at the first hand testimony from my fellow females. In fact, I'm touching myself right now... 
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I'm not sure why people choose 'To Love is to Bury' as their wedding song...It's about a murder-suicide
- Margo Timmins
When it becomes serious, you have to lie
- Jean-Claude Juncker
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I'm not sure why people choose 'To Love is to Bury' as their wedding song...It's about a murder-suicide
- Margo Timmins
When it becomes serious, you have to lie
- Jean-Claude Juncker
