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Zaia wrote:

DEATH wrote:

Shroom Man 777 wrote:I'm sure Zaia would say that you're just jealous 'cause you don't have a castle and she does.

... You've never seen My HOUSE, have you. .
Who needs a castle when you already have a Gate, moat and food supplies .

Also, concerning the castle's defensive arrangements - The solution is simple, find a Doohicky of dragon control then laugh as your slaves burn the castle away along with it's helpless smallfolk .

STOP TRYING TO INVADE MY REALM! I'll have the dragons toast you into a cinder at first sighting.

"Your" Dragons?
I think that the dragons should be free to choose whom they follow.
A candidate for this being a handsome person such as myself, who stands for Superior Scaled rights, Low taxes on Gold, Tax deductible diamonds, A ban on unlicensed Knights ("Swords don't kill dragons. Dragonslayers kill dragons") and free Talon polish For ALL!

Well, that and my ancestry has left me with a genetic resistance to being burned at the stake. .

Shroom Man 777 wrote: *shrugs* I don't see what the big fuzz is, anyway. All I see in DEATH's thread is a lot of grass

This is the back 2/3 of the house. Buying ground in a village is handy

DEATH wrote:

Zaia wrote:STOP TRYING TO INVADE MY REALM! I'll have the dragons toast you into a cinder at first sighting.

"Your" Dragons?
I think that the dragons should be free to choose whom they follow.
A candidate for this being a handsome person such as myself, who stands for Superior Scaled rights, Low taxes on Gold, Tax deductible diamonds, A ban on unlicensed Knights ("Swords don't kill dragons. Dragonslayers kill dragons") and free Talon polish For ALL!

Well, that and my ancestry has left me with a genetic resistance to being burned at the stake. .

No, my realm, the dragons. Didn't you bother to read what you quoted?

Zaia wrote:

DEATH wrote:

Zaia wrote:STOP TRYING TO INVADE MY REALM! I'll have the dragons toast you into a cinder at first sighting.

"Your" Dragons?
I think that the dragons should be free to choose whom they follow.
A candidate for this being a handsome person such as myself, who stands for Superior Scaled rights, Low taxes on Gold, Tax deductible diamonds, A ban on unlicensed Knights ("Swords don't kill dragons. Dragonslayers kill dragons") and free Talon polish For ALL!

Well, that and my ancestry has left me with a genetic resistance to being burned at the stake. .

No, my realm, the dragons. Didn't you bother to read what you quoted?

No, The Dragons. I see that you've failed to monitor the most recent round of Voting . Oh, and I'll take good care of your Counsellor Cousin as part of my "A fattened human in every Cave" Program

EDIT: Fine, Fine, I apologize for my attempts at subversion .

I wouldn't push it. If there is one thing that dragons don't stand is people arguing with their Queen. And yes, Zaia is their Queen. If they didn't accept her, they have already left/laid siege to her castle/made a tasty brunch out of her sheep. They are pretty sharp, dragons, they know who will provide lots of shiny things to sit on and keep Knights on Quests off their lawn (as entertaining as that can be, it can be annoying when they are having a night in on the hoard).

Gil Hamilton wrote:I wouldn't push it. If there is one thing that dragons don't stand is people arguing with their Queen. And yes, Zaia is their Queen. If they didn't accept her, they have already left/laid siege to her castle/made a tasty brunch out of her sheep. They are pretty sharp, dragons, they know who will provide lots of shiny things to sit on and keep Knights on Quests off their lawn (as entertaining as that can be, it can be annoying when they are having a night in on the hoard).

And all this after I helped him with his questions about Cambridge! I should just let them munch him down for a quick snack, the ungrateful serf...

More from Blank Yellow.
Seriously. One day. Graphic Novel.

havokeff, you truly are a god among men in the art realm.

Now, all I ask, is for some Brock Sampson love, maybe ripping through a Sentinel or two

I must say the whole 'badass soldier-dude slaughtering angels left right and center' thing you've got going does sound really interesting. And the drawings are stellar.

NeoGoomba wrote:havokeff, you truly are a god among men in the art realm.

Now, all I ask, is for some Brock Sampson love, maybe ripping through a Sentinel or two

His Mutant Power is uber-bad-ass-ness!

Oh but Havokeff, I would love to see your rendition of Deadpool one day.

new blank yellow stuff


Ahhh Thing Vs. Hulk... My fav.

Now THAT's how you draw a Hulk vs Thing fight , it's even proportionally correct this time .

Hey havokeff, will you please draw a picture of one of the dragons of my realm eating DEATH?

Zaia wrote:Hey havokeff, will you please draw a picture of one of the dragons of my realm eating DEATH?

I fry very badly, I have fire resistant genes (Natural selection and all). I would make an excellent scarf for a dragon, if appropriately tanned and stretched though

Or the dragon could swallow you, shit you out, swallow you, shit you out again, swallow, shit and swallow...ad nauseum. If you're also digestion proof.

That sounds like an awesome mythological punishment!

Shroom Man 777 wrote:Or the dragon could swallow you, shit you out, swallow you, shit you out again, swallow, shit and swallow...ad nauseum. If you're also digestion proof.

That sounds like an awesome mythological punishment!

Nah, make me regenerate for am eternity as a dragon's chew toy/Gum-wad. That way it's far more painful, and it can be filed under "Promethues Rip-off"

But coprophagia is better than Promethean ripoffery!

Shroom Man 777 wrote:But coprophagia is better than Promethean ripoffery!

And the Skald did say "And the Gods condemned him to be vomited out for all eternity by a sickly dragon!"
And the audience at the feast hall did throw the Skald out to the freezing snow where he died, cold and hungry.


And the Skald did say "And the Gods condemned him for all eternity to the great Dragon, and the Dragon did feast upon him eternally till the day of Rakasgold whereupon his torment would end after feeding the Dragon's mighty hunger for eternity".
And the Clansmen did throw meat and wine to the Skald, and he ate merrily for that night and many thereafter.

Wouldn't Thing be dead if the punches from both of them resulted in Cap's shield to crack?

Enigma wrote:Wouldn't Thing be dead if the punches from both of them resulted in Cap's shield to crack?

So would Thor for that matter (Be dead). I'd advice a repaint with it being USAgents shield

I love how everyone's getting the hell out of dodge, except for Thor. Who's just like: Thou are not impressing me, Bitches!

Crazedwraith wrote:I love how everyone's getting the hell out of dodge, except for Thor. Who's just like: Thou are not impressing me, Bitches!

Yes. That is awesome.

Blank Yellow
See, my guy doesn't always win.

Ouch. That wound looks like it basically split the hand in half. I wonder how many stitches he's going to need.

Hey Hav, how about a bad ass picture of Lobo standing triumphantly over a pile of dead X Men? Maybe holding up one of their heads as a trophy or something?

OR

Oh oh! I got it! How about a picture of an ignorantly confident Punisher getting ready to go at with Lobo?

Eh, either would be cool. You choose.

I like that Hulk vs Thing pic.

Blank Yellow

But, yeah... he usually wins.