Setzer wrote:Well Stas, it seems OMSK has been rational during this entire dispute. I want to formally lend my support and join the OMSK pact. Is there room for one more?
All it takes is two senior members of OMSK to approve and no objects be voiced and your free to join. In this case assuming Stas, Shep or Fingolfin wanders by consider yourself welcome since you have my support.
Byzantium does not object. Pop the champagne.
STGOD: Byzantine Empire Your spirit, diseased as it is, refuses to allow you to give up, no matter what threats you face... and whatever wreckage you leave behind you.
Kreia
Why are drunk Shepnukistani Navy Sailors courtesy-visiting the gay shores of Shroomania?
"DO YOU WORSHIP HOMOSEXUALS?" - Curtis Saxton (source) shroom is a lovely boy and i wont hear a bad word against him - LUSY-CHAN! Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people - PeZook Shroom, I read out the stuff you write about us. You are an endless supply of morale down here. :p - an OWS street medic Pink Sugar Heart Attack!
Shroom Man 777 wrote:Why are drunk Shepnukistani Navy Sailors courtesy-visiting the gay shores of Shroomania?
Because Shroomania is awesome with pure WIN.
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
phongn wrote:I've seen anecdotes for the K130 unit cost to be around EUR 3-400M or so.
Roughly US$450-600 million, if my math's right. Damn. Oh well. I'll just have to buy surplus, then.
I ship Eino Ilmari Juutilainen x Lydia V. Litvyak.
Phantasee: Don't be a dick.
Stofsk: What are you, his mother?
The Yosemite Bear: Obviously, which means that he's grounded, and that she needs to go back to sucking Mr. Coffee's cock.
"d-did... did this thread just turn into Thanas/PeZook slash fiction?" - Ilya Muromets[/size]
I am sure you have an ulterior motive, Shep. Either that or a lot of your sailors want to be Village Peoples
"DO YOU WORSHIP HOMOSEXUALS?" - Curtis Saxton (source) shroom is a lovely boy and i wont hear a bad word against him - LUSY-CHAN! Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people - PeZook Shroom, I read out the stuff you write about us. You are an endless supply of morale down here. :p - an OWS street medic Pink Sugar Heart Attack!
Shroom Man 777 wrote:I am sure you have an ulterior motive, Shep.
Mainly to impress the Shroomanian peoples with the might of a full shinny CVBG. Tours will be conducted of all the ships.
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
Hey, weren't you selling some of your ships on the cheap? We might want to buy some, to fight PIRATES!
"DO YOU WORSHIP HOMOSEXUALS?" - Curtis Saxton (source) shroom is a lovely boy and i wont hear a bad word against him - LUSY-CHAN! Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people - PeZook Shroom, I read out the stuff you write about us. You are an endless supply of morale down here. :p - an OWS street medic Pink Sugar Heart Attack!
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
"DO YOU WORSHIP HOMOSEXUALS?" - Curtis Saxton (source) shroom is a lovely boy and i wont hear a bad word against him - LUSY-CHAN! Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people - PeZook Shroom, I read out the stuff you write about us. You are an endless supply of morale down here. :p - an OWS street medic Pink Sugar Heart Attack!
Also, Shroom, you can exchange the fungal axis post to the "FUN" post in alliance
Lì ci sono chiese, macerie, moschee e questure, lì frontiere, prezzi inaccessibile e freddure
Lì paludi, minacce, cecchini coi fucili, documenti, file notturne e clandestini
Qui incontri, lotte, passi sincronizzati, colori, capannelli non autorizzati,
Uccelli migratori, reti, informazioni, piazze di Tutti i like pazze di passioni...
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"DO YOU WORSHIP HOMOSEXUALS?" - Curtis Saxton (source) shroom is a lovely boy and i wont hear a bad word against him - LUSY-CHAN! Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people - PeZook Shroom, I read out the stuff you write about us. You are an endless supply of morale down here. :p - an OWS street medic Pink Sugar Heart Attack!
Bear Republic considering setting up a shadowy covert counter terrorism intel group alliance. Trying to come up with sinister names for the "Darkside Alliance" note this is only a dirty deeds counter terrorism group alliance. (ment to be overlappable with FUN, OMESK, etc)
oh and the BRs Darkside resources
Bear Republic: Nazgûl, Peacemakers
The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin
You need Navy BEARS. Beachhead Expeditionary Advanced Reconnaissance Specialists!
"DO YOU WORSHIP HOMOSEXUALS?" - Curtis Saxton (source) shroom is a lovely boy and i wont hear a bad word against him - LUSY-CHAN! Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people - PeZook Shroom, I read out the stuff you write about us. You are an endless supply of morale down here. :p - an OWS street medic Pink Sugar Heart Attack!
The funny thing being I posted in my description that the BR's military was pretty useless because they followed the bad movie logic. Yes, the Bear Republic doesn't have any heavy army because their whole military are either Navy/Airforce, or air (including Zepplins) capable Commando type troops. Their body armour is the same suits seen in Starship Troopers and Firefly. Their primary weapon appears to be P90s, though side arms are pretty impressive since they include silverballers, deagles, .44 automags, M1911s, Glocks, Berrettas, etc. Since the whole military of the BR, is designed to look good and be scary on movies and TV this works. That's not to say we don't have anti-armour weapons we do. It's just to say that the Bear republic depends on close air support in the form of Helos and Zepplins for their infantry.
On the other hand all of my military is airliftable, and rapidly deployable.
To be exact my military has two main infantry units:
1. Peacemakers, who are part police, part ninja, air liftable commandos
2. Nazgûl: the penal legion of the Bear Republic, officially they don't exist, but they do have better equipment.
The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin
Anyway, for anyone who does not want to get caught up in this Cold War nonsense and prefers to trade and hang out in island paradise beaches (beaches, man), the FUNGAL UNION OF NATIONS is open for everyone.
We'll trade with you, help you out diplomatically, and protect you from pirates and Goddamn Libertopians.
Travel is very free between our countries, and since there are a lot of us, the tourism and trade options are very wide - there's a HUEG selection.
We also have an interpol equivalent. The Fungal Bureau of Investigation.
And I am contemplating the creation of a Fungal Foreign Legion. Join up and you can be a citizen of any (and all?) Fungal nations!
"DO YOU WORSHIP HOMOSEXUALS?" - Curtis Saxton (source) shroom is a lovely boy and i wont hear a bad word against him - LUSY-CHAN! Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people - PeZook Shroom, I read out the stuff you write about us. You are an endless supply of morale down here. :p - an OWS street medic Pink Sugar Heart Attack!
I like the idea of a Foreign Legion, but it ought to be called the Fungal United Legion of Lunatics, or FULL (of troublemakers).
Conversion Table:
2000 Mockingbirds = 2 Kilomockingbirds
Basic Unit of Laryngitis = 1 Hoarsepower
453.6 Graham Crackers = 1 Pound Cake
1 Kilogram of Falling Figs - 1 Fig Newton
Time Between Slipping on a Banana Peel and Smacking the Pavement = 1 Bananosecond
Half of a Large Intestine = 1 Semicolon
"DO YOU WORSHIP HOMOSEXUALS?" - Curtis Saxton (source) shroom is a lovely boy and i wont hear a bad word against him - LUSY-CHAN! Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people - PeZook Shroom, I read out the stuff you write about us. You are an endless supply of morale down here. :p - an OWS street medic Pink Sugar Heart Attack!
2000 Mockingbirds = 2 Kilomockingbirds
Basic Unit of Laryngitis = 1 Hoarsepower
453.6 Graham Crackers = 1 Pound Cake
1 Kilogram of Falling Figs - 1 Fig Newton
Time Between Slipping on a Banana Peel and Smacking the Pavement = 1 Bananosecond
Half of a Large Intestine = 1 Semicolon
Pretty good. You have sat out the recent tensions, then:
1) merge the LUN and FUNGAL
2) changing the nature of the alliance to free trade and travel, a considerable move to tighter integration
Pretty good, I say.
Note how most alliances (OMSK and FUN) have grown to be more EU-like in nature - evolving into something like a weak confederate state with free travel rules.
I don't know of the MESS (they didn't post alliance specs regarding trade and travel anywhere), but I believe sooner or later they will move to the EU model as well.
P.S. Setzer, that map is fine.
P.P.S. Archipelago stats (I thought some people might be wondering about how big it is really):
~4150 kms from farthest eastern point to farthest western point.
~4350 kms from farthest northern point to farthest western point.
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Qui incontri, lotte, passi sincronizzati, colori, capannelli non autorizzati,
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Stas Bush wrote:I don't know of the MESS (they didn't post alliance specs regarding trade and travel anywhere), but I believe sooner or later they will move to the EU model as well.
Wilkens is working on something now. In the meantime, what I can safely say is that we accept applications for membership (where that "closed alliance" business came from I don't know) and we have a single bank, the Regulatory OmniBank, or ROB. Our currency is thus the ROB (or more formally, the Regulatory OmniBank Credit, but we prefer ROB ).
And for those following along at home, my little stress-relief outburst there is not a normal thing. The only reason it happened is because I was among friends. Just like the little bouts of introspection, that stuff happens only privately or among those I have known and trusted for some time. Out in public or among those I don't know so well (ie other heads of state) I keep my cool.
Just a note in the off chance anyone tries to RP me in the future.
(And by "me" I of course mean my leader character. No, I am not giving you an inside look into the psyche of RogueIce )
"How can I wait unknowing?
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
OK! Crossroadia is now offically back in the game, and with a nearly 1000 metre tall Megalith to boot.
For those not wanting to wade through my marathon post, Im sending messages to StaBush on a summary of things as well as SHroom for a formal metting wiht him since hes the head of the new "FUN" best allaince name by the way
Im going to be pushing for a "No Nukes" wiht Shroom mainly.. Nuclear power is fine, Nuclear weapons, not so much.
EDIT: who do I got to for construction/purchase of long range anti-ship Missile Crusiers?
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Praying is another way of doing nothing helpful
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"Outlaw star has spaceships that punch eachother" Joviwan Read "Tales From The Crossroads"! Read "One Wrong Turn"!
Fingolfin_Noldor, I believe you RP the Patriarch as well, right?
Could he perhaps visit our small nation, and bless one newly-constructed Temple which was built next to the Syndromia War Memorial, to pray for the dead soldiers and for the Red Technocracy military servicemen around the whole world?, as well as bless the construction site of our central Temple in OMSK?
Crossroads, our side of the story (if you meant the crisis) is pretty simple.
Lonestar did nuclear testing which slipped through the world's attention meter. Our nuclear test caused indignation.
The RT ran some drones over Lonestar's territory to confirm the number of blasts since our Landsats offer resolution only up to 60 m and Beowulf was insinuating we were wrong in the number of tests.
Utlimately Beowulf then claimed that a drone of mine fell on Hokkaido in Tian Xia and killed 10 people.
Since the drone did not pass over Beowulf, but headed for Lone Star, and it had some 1500 more KM range to fly, I assumed that Beowulf downed the drone, and either the dead are the military team who went to pick it up but it exploded as they came near and started to put out the fire, or real civilians, but in any case, Beowulf downed the drone on his own nation's heads. Or they just don't exist.
Beo and Lonestar then claimed that they were fluffy bunnies and never agressive, and that we don't have the intelligence to state anything.
Now I have no diplomatic ties with either.
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Stas Bush wrote:
Now I have no diplomatic ties with either.
But I do, speaking of, if anyone does not want a UKB Embassy in your country now say now,, because I aim to have nice ten to sixty man embassy's in every country in the world.
10 Personnel= Duchy
20 Personnel=Principality
35 Personnel=Kingdom
50 Personnel=Tsardom
60 Personnel=Imperium
Even you Saddamstain, I want an Embassy in your country as well, we are willing to build a fifty foot statue of you to be placed atop the roof of our embassy in whatever position you desire if that will sweeten the deal.
"A cult is a religion with no political power." -Tom Wolfe Pardon me for sounding like a dick, but I'm playing the tiniest violin in the world right now-Dalton
So does everyone. I presume in reality we have embassies in most nations sans, well, Saddamistan which is a very sep question.
I guess if you want an embassy in an isolationist nation like Saddamitan you'd need to PM Skimmer about it.
Lì ci sono chiese, macerie, moschee e questure, lì frontiere, prezzi inaccessibile e freddure
Lì paludi, minacce, cecchini coi fucili, documenti, file notturne e clandestini
Qui incontri, lotte, passi sincronizzati, colori, capannelli non autorizzati,
Uccelli migratori, reti, informazioni, piazze di Tutti i like pazze di passioni...
...La tranquillità è importante ma la libertà è tutto!
"DO YOU WORSHIP HOMOSEXUALS?" - Curtis Saxton (source)
- PeZook
