What if Stardestroyer.net ruled the world?

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-02-27 11:06pm

Just a nice, tall tower on a West Virginia mountain with all the amenities, and with enough occult paraphenalia to scare the bejeezus out of any JW's that come by. Oh, and a multi-story bunker underneath for the inevitable 'debate' between other SDNeters that ends in nuclear war.

Of course Nitram my Home in the Black Forest will be similar. Only, i will be working on ways to make magic a reality(either through finding a way to make if feasible to manipulate energy, or by using tecnoloy to imitate it's effects)

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-02-28 01:16am

My first act would be to have B+B fired .My second act to get JM Stazinsky to do the remaining 5 seasons of Enterprise

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2003-02-28 03:45am

Shinova wrote:
Pcm979 wrote:My point was that you can't own something that has already been claimed.
Perhaps. But no one said anything about us not being able to take aggression

You'll find it mighty hard to take aggression when you don't own anything, hmmm? And anyway, this ain't a TGOD.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-02-28 03:49am

Necro99 wrote:I take the 1000 most beautyfull women between 13 and 21 in quebec and I TAKE NAURU!!!

ANYONE WHO TRIES TO INVADE WILL BE N00KED!!!!!!!!

Five year plan.
Steal SS-25 TOPOL ICBMs
Clone 20 concubines and change them in Night Elves
Create an imperetrable fortress wall all around nauru!

AHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!

You think you can just stroll into Gnomesia (formerly known as Canada) and take my ladies? You are gravely mistaken son. I'd suggest you run. And run fast, too.

*In the distance Necro hears the familiar sound of ice skates on concrete, and he curls up in horror as the war cry sounds:*

RED WINGS: FOR THE CUP!!!

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-02-28 08:41am

Necro99 wrote:I take the 1000 most beautyfull women between 13 and 21 in quebec and I TAKE NAURU!!!

ANYONE WHO TRIES TO INVADE WILL BE N00KED!!!!!!!!

Five year plan.
Steal SS-25 TOPOL ICBMs
Clone 20 concubines and change them in Night Elves
Create an imperetrable fortress wall all around nauru!

AHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!

Now I may be gay, but the vast majoity of my mini...er population arent. You try that, and my techno-mages, and power armor wearing german shock troopers...well lets just say they know where you live

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-02-28 08:49am

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-02-28 08:54am

*plays Deutschland Uber Alles and preps for war*

Necro99 · Post by **Necro99** » 2003-02-28 01:12pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Necro99 wrote:I take the 1000 most beautyfull women between 13 and 21 in quebec and I TAKE NAURU!!!

ANYONE WHO TRIES TO INVADE WILL BE N00KED!!!!!!!!

Five year plan.
Steal SS-25 TOPOL ICBMs
Clone 20 concubines and change them in Night Elves
Create an imperetrable fortress wall all around nauru!

AHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!
Now I may be gay, but the vast majoity of my mini...er population arent. You try that, and my techno-mages, and power armor wearing german shock troopers...well lets just say they know where you live

And my uber-liches with Wh40k Armors, and Super-Soldiers from X Files with Dreadnought armors and nuke launchers too.

You think you can just stroll into Gnomesia (formerly known as Canada) and take my ladies? You are gravely mistaken son. I'd suggest you run. And run fast, too.

*In the distance Necro hears the familiar sound of ice skates on concrete, and he curls up in horror as the war cry sounds:*

RED WINGS: FOR THE CUP!!!

FIRE!!!

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2003-02-28 01:39pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:RED WINGS: FOR THE CUP!!!

Red Wings suck!

Who's top in the Conference? Ottawa

Who's second in the Conference? Toronto

Who's won Lord Stanley's Cup the most? Montreal

Who's won Lord Stanley's Cup the second most? Toronto

Suck it BITCH!

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-02-28 07:04pm

Necro99 wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Necro99 wrote:I take the 1000 most beautyfull women between 13 and 21 in quebec and I TAKE NAURU!!!

ANYONE WHO TRIES TO INVADE WILL BE N00KED!!!!!!!!

Five year plan.
Steal SS-25 TOPOL ICBMs
Clone 20 concubines and change them in Night Elves
Create an imperetrable fortress wall all around nauru!

AHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!
Now I may be gay, but the vast majoity of my mini...er population arent. You try that, and my techno-mages, and power armor wearing german shock troopers...well lets just say they know where you live
And my uber-liches with Wh40k Armors, and Super-Soldiers from X Files with Dreadnought armors and nuke launchers too.

You think you can just stroll into Gnomesia (formerly known as Canada) and take my ladies? You are gravely mistaken son. I'd suggest you run. And run fast, too.

*In the distance Necro hears the familiar sound of ice skates on concrete, and he curls up in horror as the war cry sounds:*

RED WINGS: FOR THE CUP!!!
FIRE!!!

*missiles intercepted by defense grids* *opens fire using techno-mage reverse gravity spells(read tractor beams) to lift mountains and drop them on your cities*

*Shock troopers take flight staffing your pupulace with long range cutting lasers and dropping emp bombs*

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-02-28 07:07pm

On Feb 28th 2003 I Alyrium Denryle, founder of the free republics of Great Brittain and Deutschland. Formally declare war on the lands controlled by Necro99.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-02-28 07:09pm

*Techo-mages "summon" a cloud of flesh eating nanites that are under my control, the sweep over your military and cause massive death.*

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-02-28 07:16pm

Ted wrote:
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:RED WINGS: FOR THE CUP!!!
Red Wings suck!

Who's top in the Conference? Ottawa

Who's second in the Conference? Toronto

Who's won Lord Stanley's Cup the most? Montreal

Who's won Lord Stanley's Cup the second most? Toronto

Suck it BITCH!

Bah! Who won the cup last year punk? Was it your precious Ottawa? Maybe your lovley Toronto? I say thee neigh! Twas the Red Wings, pure and simple.

As it stands we're third int he division, so I have but one thing to say to you blasphemous soul:

WE'LL SEE YOU IN THE PLAY OFFS!

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-02-28 07:21pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:On Feb 28th 2003 I Alyrium Denryle, founder of the free republics of Great Brittain and Deutschland. Formally declare war on the lands controlled by Necro99.

Having completed the Five Year Plan implemeted by their Holy Uey Tlatoani, the people of the Anahuac Imperium (the nation formerly known as Mexico), declare all lands held by the foul despot Necro99 to be the legitimate property of said Teutonic states, and hereby pledge all nationalised foreign manufactories, petrochemical wealth, and mineral rescources to this just cause.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-02-28 07:21pm

*Readies 250,000 vehicle Stryker swarm to deal with any who would attack the great Peoples Republic*

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-02-28 07:28pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:*Readies 250,000 vehicle Stryker swarm to deal with any who would attack the great Peoples Republic*

Join me. and together we can destroy Necro99 and secure peace and prosperity in the world

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-02-28 07:31pm

Wow, guys, this is getting rather boring.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-02-28 07:37pm

Zaia wrote:Wow, guys, this is getting rather boring.

What, don't you want to take over the world?

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-02-28 07:37pm

Frank Hipper wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:On Feb 28th 2003 I Alyrium Denryle, founder of the free republics of Great Brittain and Deutschland. Formally declare war on the lands controlled by Necro99.
Having completed the Five Year Plan implemeted by their Holy Uey Tlatoani, the people of the Anahuac Imperium (the nation formerly known as Mexico), declare all lands held by the foul despot Necro99 to be the legitimate property of said Teutonic states, and hereby pledge all nationalised foreign manufactories, petrochemical wealth, and mineral rescources to this just cause.

Thank you old friend*launches a salvo of Nerve gas missiles*

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-02-28 07:39pm

*Necro's nuclear missle descends from the space, triangulated on the Red Wings position. In crashes in on them in a thermonuclear fireball that, by all means, should wipe out all life within hundreds of miles in any direction*

*But once the sust clears, Draper's glistening smile (not that he has many teeth left) shown through the smoke, all they blaze a trail through the WH4K liches, slashes them down with unbridled fury. They scream for mercy as the blades of they who own the cup slash into their faces*

*nuclear missles bounce clear off there chests of the Wings as they check X Files supersoldiers left and right, each blow followed by a satisfying crunch of shattered bones and ruptered organs. Hundreds of cries for help are drowned out in the vicious slaughter of useless supersoldiers*

Tsk tsk, Necro. I didn't think someone would've been so stupid as to challenge the Red Wings. *Stares over a field of Necro's soldiers rotting corpses* But, there's a first time for everything, I suppose.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-02-28 07:43pm

Zaia wrote:Wow, guys, this is getting rather boring.

I guess you just can't enjoy a good old Cold War military buid up/slaughter of enemy troops like some of us can. Go on! Kill somebody! It's fun!

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-02-28 08:20pm

Necros nukes fly toward berlin, their propulsion systems driving them toward the city center. Moments before impact, lights dim across Berlin and beams of coherant light lance toward the missiles, striking and destroying them, as thermite plasma missiles destroy those containing chemical or biological agents.

On the runways of Deutschland the Luftwaffe prepares to launch. Using ME-3000s(top speed, mach 5, armed with plasma missiles and particle cannons) they take off and reach the lands of Necro in record speed. Plasma missiles fly through the air as hyper accelerated matter cuts buildings in half.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-02-28 08:51pm

*Sits in the atmosphere with a fleet of VSD's*

Alright you two down there, settle down before I decide to DBZ your countries!

*Laughs evilly as he has spent all this time building up his own fleet of VSD's and currently controls the Moon and all of the space around Earth*

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2003-02-28 08:57pm

Zaia wrote:Wow, guys, this is getting rather boring.

Hey, whos in the AV, Zaia?

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2003-02-28 09:02pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:WE'LL SEE YOU IN THE PLAY OFFS!

That we will.

That we will.