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JodoForce wrote:Me bites huge chunks off Alyrium's bones with my superhuman jaws :D

Let's just say I'm allied with the gnomes for now :D
We already have allies - The People's Republic (headed by Cpt Frank) - what we need now are recruits! Join today, any rank is availible that hasn't been taken, but you'd best hurry fast, we're running out of room in the command department. Are you ready to fight in the glorious Revolution? Are you ready to serve your leader? Are you ready for VICTORY!

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Yo! New member here! :D *waves*
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JodoForce wrote:Yo! New member here! :D *waves*
Excellent! Now we need a title for him...

One suitable to be put in bold red text in his sig!
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Well, I want to be the commander of the marines... I'll teach them to blow up planets at the flick of their wrists :D

I don't need a spacecraft... just give me the best spacesuit you have :D
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JodoForce wrote:Yo! New member here! :D *waves*
Exxceeelllllllennntttt. What are your specialties soon to be non-citizen? We have a commander of our Navy and Airforce, but there's still an Army position open, if that's your thing.

And of course, it'll go in bold red in your sig (standard Gnome procedure, don't be alarmed).

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JodoForce wrote:Well, I want to be the commander of the marines... I'll teach them to blow up planets at the flick of their wrists :D

I don't need a spacecraft... just give me the best spacesuit you have :D
Ahh yes, very good...

Jug-head of the Gnomish Hordes :wink:

Kidding kidding! As always, its good to have a leader of your ground force. Prepare yourself to become part of the Revolution JodoForce!
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Ack. What do they call the commander of the marines? :)
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
JodoForce wrote:Well, I want to be the commander of the marines... I'll teach them to blow up planets at the flick of their wrists :D

I don't need a spacecraft... just give me the best spacesuit you have :D
Ahh yes, very good...

Jug-head of the Gnomish Hordes :wink:

Kidding kidding! As always, its good to have a leader of your ground force. Prepare yourself to become part of the Revolution JodoForce!
Gnomish General of the Gnomish Hordes

So we have a bit of consistency with Thrawn. :)

EDIT: But fear not, BBS Denizens! We still have some more positions we can fill in the Upper Command if you wish to join!

Like Propoganda Gnome, Spy Gnome, Recruiter Gnome, and Head Janitor Gnome ( :wink: )!

And then our Commanders will, of course, need Deputies, and then individual Fleet, Wing, and Brigade commanders, and so on...

Yes, we can have an entire Army, Navy, and Air/Space Force! So don't hesitate, join today!
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Oops, haven't heard of that consistency thing. How about the one I put up? :D

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Gnomish Smack-Fu Space Marines? Smack-Fu? Youg ot some 'splaining to do!

Of course, its up to you. *Space Marines suit up, armed with R/UR missle launchers and shields, Gridfire rifles, and personal displacement fields with a range up to 400,000,000KM*

Have fun. :twisted:
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JodoForce wrote:Oops, haven't heard of that consistency thing. How about the one I put up? :D

DINK DINK! HAIL GNOMAGE! :twisted:
Sure. We're Gnomes, so it's all good. :)
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Or this one: Supreme Gnomish General of the Ankle-Chewing Gnomish Army :D
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JodoForce wrote:Or this one: Supreme Gnomish General of the Ankle-Chewing Gnomish Army :D
LOL. So true...

*nibbles Alyrium's ankles off*

What are you gonna do, bleed on me?

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I'm a student of Goku, I can instantly teleport to anywhere in the universe, so I'll drop the displacement field :D

Hmm. This Gridfire rifle is neat. Can it blow up solar systems like I do with my Kamehameha? :twisted:
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JodoForce wrote:I'm a student of Goku, I can instantly teleport to anywhere in the universe, so I'll drop the displacement field :D
Fancy pants teleporters!
Hmm. This Gridfire rifle is neat. Can it blow up solar systems like I do with my Kamehameha? :twisted:
The great thing is, if it doesn't, we'll just tinker with it until it can. So...

*tinkers for a whole 30 seconds*

Yep. She can fry just about anything now. Watch out for the Prismatic Spheres mages like to cast though - only a barrage of R/UR missles can penetrate that defense. But needless to say, *aims and fires, vaporizing a cluster of stars and planets inhabited by the irritable toe-slugs* its powerful enough for a marine. :twisted:
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Supreme Gnomish General of the Ankle-Chewing Gnomish Army it is then! :twisted:

>>Yep. She can fry just about anything now
Great! *blows up a random star cluster*

DINK DINK! HAIL GNOMAGE!! :twisted:

Oh, and my specialty is in night operations. It's coz of this time zone thing. :)

Time to hit the bag here. :) Meet you again tomorrow for more glorious ankle-chewing Gnomish conquest! :twisted: :D :D
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Ow....my fucking head, that hurt. Damn gnome...

Alright, what dipshit dropped bombs on me while I wasn't looking? Someone will pay for this affront...
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Well, all is quiet at the moment, but I found the originalGnomish Revolutiom thread.

The official starting date of SEGNOR can be put at March 25, 2003. A whole three months! And the MODs have yet to stop us...

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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Well, all is quiet at the moment, but I found the originalGnomish Revolutiom thread.

The official starting date of SEGNOR can be put at March 25, 2003. A whole three months! And the MODs have yet to stop us...

PH34R :twisted:
Only three months little gnome? I guess you are short-lived as well as shortly endowed. We Black Mages have existed since the first few months of this forum.
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Captain_Cyran wrote:Only three months little gnome? I guess you are short-lived as well as shortly endowed. We Black Mages have existed since the first few months of this forum.
Except you Mages play nice with the forums - you get along, follow the MODs orders, and don't even try to overthrow the known Mulitverse. We Gnomes, on the other hand, like to get our hands dirty - we defy the MODs! We destroy our foes with extreme prejuduce. Not only have we tried but have effectively conquered half the known Multiverse!

Whil you mages hide inside those spiffy blue robes and keep your nose in a book, we Gnomes are looking for a mistake...any mistake...and then we strike! Without warning, and without mercy.

Not that that's a threat or anything. Just saying. :)
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:Only three months little gnome? I guess you are short-lived as well as shortly endowed. We Black Mages have existed since the first few months of this forum.
Except you Mages play nice with the forums - you get along, follow the MODs orders, and don't even try to overthrow the known Mulitverse. We Gnomes, on the other hand, like to get our hands dirty - we defy the MODs! We destroy our foes with extreme prejuduce. Not only have we tried but have effectively conquered half the known Multiverse!

Whil you mages hide inside those spiffy blue robes and keep your nose in a book, we Gnomes are looking for a mistake...any mistake...and then we strike! Without warning, and without mercy.

Not that that's a threat or anything. Just saying. :)
Who said anything about the Black Mages not taking over? We're just smarter about it then you... *Presses a key and the multiverse internet is filled with blackmail pictures of DGG shaking hands with Straha over something.*

Now, where were we?
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Captain_Cyran wrote:Who said anything about the Black Mages not taking over? We're just smarter about it then you...
Psshhhh. I haven't seen you do anything to wrangle control of the Multiverse from anyone - Alyrium, myself, or otherwise.
*Presses a key and the multiverse internet is filled with blackmail pictures of DGG shaking hands with Straha over something.*
Its no secret that Straha designed many devices for the Gnomish cause (although, technically speaking, he was never officially affiliated with SEGNOR). The R/UR field, most prominantely. Although we woulda figured it out eventually...
Now, where were we?
Saying how bad you are at taking shit over...I like how you blow things up (GRIDFIRE HADOKEN!), but seriously, where's the conquest? Where are the hordes of BMs laying siege to enemy worlds, Hadokening them out of existance? Where's the need...

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Shit, my internet dies, and a lot of stuff happens....

SO we have a new member, okay, I'll update the site. ANd the date of the SEGNOR revolution = March 25,2003, okay. /me gets busy
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Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:Shit, my internet dies, and a lot of stuff happens....

SO we have a new member, okay, I'll update the site. ANd the date of the SEGNOR revolution = March 25,2003, okay. /me gets busy
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
*Presses a key and the multiverse internet is filled with blackmail pictures of DGG shaking hands with Straha over something.*
Its no secret that Straha designed many devices for the Gnomish cause (although, technically speaking, he was never officially affiliated with SEGNOR). The R/UR field, most prominantely. Although we woulda figured it out eventually...
I know that, you know that. But the public has forgotten that in light of the J.P. epidemic that spread across the multiverse. And I suppose I will need more...

*Opens a file, sends it across the multiverse. It is a movie of DGG executing a family of gnomes, mother, father, children, even the dog. Of course, this family had been traitors to the Gnomish cause...but the public doesn't know that. Soon enough revolts have broken out across the Gnome controlled areas of the Multiverse and thousands of empires have declared war upon the Gnomish Hordes.*

The Black Mages will be there to clean up the mess...
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