[GTGOD3] Gnome Arena

[Agent Fisher]

Fisher suddenly jerks up right in bed and tells himself it was only a dream. He then check on the status of his men.

"Whew, still have my 300 MI armor suits and none of my men were wounded. It was all a bad dream."

[Darth Garden Gnome]

*Cyran watches, pleased, as everything within the area, both friend and foe, is destroyed by the almighty power of the Supremedoken. Of course, Cyran is currently flying through the air and won't be landing...any time soon.*

Again you underestimate the power of a leader's uber-sword! Even if I don't get anti-bullshit shields, I can still do this:

*braces himself against the tower's wall, staring down the imminant Supremedoken with a steely fire that cannot be matched*

*grins* We're in for some chops.

*the death-dealing blast slams into DGG at an unmatachable hyper-velocity with unrelenting fury, it is an eerily beautiful multi-colored spectacle not to be missed--of course, the best place to be when a Hadoken goes off is far, far away--as it drills into DGG's defenses, digging him further into the dirt as he begins to lose grip on the mighty blade*

Jesus fuc- Hey Gnome!

The hell? What, you don't recognize your great ancestors voice when you here it?

Ummm, well... We don't have time for games dumbo. Cyran just usede a stupid uber-blast that you sorta have to take care of

Okay....and what are you gonna do? Lets just say two Gnomes are better than one...

*and with that, the spirit of the ancient Darth Gnome, source of the Broadsword of Stubbiness' power, is unleashed from is primordial imprisonment; the sword shatters into thousands of pieces, revealing a swirling blade of blue energy in DGG's hand*

Holy shit! Now lets show that pointy-hatted know-it-all how it's really done

*the multi-colored Supremedoken shine begins to fade as DGG's energy field grows, absorbing the blast as it grows larger and larger the Supremedoken shrinking and shriking 'till it is no larger than a fist*

And now for the grand finale...

*DGG's sword, which has absorbed all the energy of the Supremedoken, channels that power outwards in an amazing show of brute force; the deadly beam lances into the heavens seemingly guidless, but a closer inspection will reveal...*

CYRAN: To stab, or not to stab, that is.............a no-brainer *brutally stabs innocent pygmy to death*

Hey, what's that? OH MY HAT!

*the amazing power of the Supremedoken crashes into Cyran with enough energy to flash-fry a solar-system; Cyran eyes bulge as he is forced back into space--being thoroughly cooked along the way--and into the planets moon, which promptly explodes on contact. As the shattered remains of the moon disintigrate in the planet's atmosphere a completely charred Cyran crashes back to earth with an ear piercing THUD! that echoes throughout the arena*

Somewhere in the distance, a faint cackling is heard:

HA HA!

[Agent Fisher]

*Cyran watches, pleased, as everything within the area, both friend and foe, is destroyed by the almighty power of the Supremedoken. Of course, Cyran is currently flying through the air and won't be landing...any time soon.*

Again you underestimate the power of a leader's uber-sword! Even if I don't get anti-bullshit shields, I can still do this:

*braces himself against the tower's wall, staring down the imminant Supremedoken with a steely fire that cannot be matched*

*grins* We're in for some chops.

*the death-dealing blast slams into DGG at an unmatachable hyper-velocity with unrelenting fury, it is an eerily beautiful multi-colored spectacle not to be missed--of course, the best place to be when a Hadoken goes off is far, far away--as it drills into DGG's defenses, digging him further into the dirt as he begins to lose grip on the mighty blade*

Jesus fuc- Hey Gnome!

The hell? What, you don't recognize your great ancestors voice when you here it?

Ummm, well... We don't have time for games dumbo. Cyran just usede a stupid uber-blast that you sorta have to take care of

Okay....and what are you gonna do? Lets just say two Gnomes are better than one...

*and with that, the spirit of the ancient Darth Gnome, source of the Broadsword of Stubbiness' power, is unleashed from is primordial imprisonment; the sword shatters into thousands of pieces, revealing a swirling blade of blue energy in DGG's hand*

Holy shit! Now lets show that pointy-hatted know-it-all how it's really done

*the multi-colored Supremedoken shine begins to fade as DGG's energy field grows, absorbing the blast as it grows larger and larger the Supremedoken shrinking and shriking 'till it is no larger than a fist*

And now for the grand finale...

*DGG's sword, which has absorbed all the energy of the Supremedoken, channels that power outwards in an amazing show of brute force; the deadly beam lances into the heavens seemingly guidless, but a closer inspection will reveal...*

CYRAN: To stab, or not to stab, that is.............a no-brainer *brutally stabs innocent pygmy to death*

Hey, what's that? OH MY HAT!

*the amazing power of the Supremedoken crashes into Cyran with enough energy to flash-fry a solar-system; Cyran eyes bulge as he is forced back into space--being thoroughly cooked along the way--and into the planets moon, which promptly explodes on contact. As the shattered remains of the moon disintigrate in the planet's atmosphere a completely charred Cyran crashes back to earth with an ear piercing THUD! that echoes throughout the arena*

Somewhere in the distance, a faint cackling is heard:

HA HA!

three letters WTF

[Darth Garden Gnome]

three letters WTF

You would've had to have been there.

[Agent Fisher]

three letters WTF

You would've had to have been there.

i will take your word for it ::fisher slowly backs away form the gnome::
He is insane thinks Fisher

[Typhonis 1]

*Typhonis growls and watches the scene* Send another Darkstar clone force forward Lets try the Anti Logic bomb again....... If that fails...get Lexington ,Saratoga Concord and Yorktown and tell them to battleprep.....this war is going to get bloodier .

[NecronLord]

NecronLord watches some weird funky shit going on around DGG (Who apparently clung onto an ariel or something rather than plummet to his death.)

[Darksider]

NecronLord watches some weird funky shit going on around DGG (Who apparently clung onto an ariel or something rather than plummet to his death.)

Like you said, character shields
(He cought the yilismari before i could kill it)

[Agent Fisher]

ok. Fisher watches as Gnomes and Gnomish veichles pour onto the battlefeild. "This is going to be a long day." says Fisher

[Typhonis 1]

*a mass of Darkstar clones walks forward,there gags are removed and they once again utter there words of doom*

[Darksider]

ok. Fisher watches as Gnomes and Gnomish veichles pour onto the battlefeild. "This is going to be a long day." says Fisher

::::: as the allied artillary pounds the newly arriving Gnome forces, Darksider appears behind Fisher with twin 9mm drawn:::::

Not for you it won't

[Captain Cyran]

Out Of Game: Ummm...DGG, weren't you in some area that was far away from the battlefield? The reason I made that attack was because I thought you were far away from the fighting and therefore wouldn't be able to pull off a Sword of Stubbiness move.

[Darth Garden Gnome]

Of Game: Ummm...DGG, weren't you in some area that was far away from the battlefield? The reason I made that attack was because I thought you were far away from the fighting and therefore wouldn't be able to pull off a Sword of Stubbiness move.

I didn't think this "communications tower" (or whatever) DSider and I were fighting on was far from the battle field. IIRC, it was described as being in the center of the chaos. But it doesn't really matter, I'm not about to let some uber-attack destroy my entire army! And lets not forget the rules everyone:

I challenge any and all forces to come down for a ground-pounding, ankle-biting duel! No spaceships, no uber-wank bullshit-weapon

Finally you said "Alright DGG, let's see you stop this...".....so I did.

[Captain Cyran]

Of Game: Ummm...DGG, weren't you in some area that was far away from the battlefield? The reason I made that attack was because I thought you were far away from the fighting and therefore wouldn't be able to pull off a Sword of Stubbiness move.

I didn't think this "communications tower" (or whatever) DSider and I were fighting on was far from the battle field. IIRC, it was described as being in the center of the chaos. But it doesn't really matter, I'm not about to let some uber-attack destroy my entire army! And lets not forget the rules everyone:

I challenge any and all forces to come down for a ground-pounding, ankle-biting duel! No spaceships, no uber-wank bullshit-weapon

Finally you said "Alright DGG, let's see you stop this...".....so I did.

Damn thee DGG I say...Damn thee...

[Captain Cyran]

*the amazing power of the Supremedoken crashes into Cyran with enough energy to flash-fry a solar-system; Cyran eyes bulge as he is forced back into space--being thoroughly cooked along the way--and into the planets moon, which promptly explodes on contact. As the shattered remains of the moon disintigrate in the planet's atmosphere a completely charred Cyran crashes back to earth with an ear piercing THUD! that echoes throughout the arena*

Somewhere in the distance, a faint cackling is heard:

HA HA!

*Cyran looks up at the blast*

HOLY SHIT HOW DID DGG BLOCK THAT!!

*Cyran opens up a portal that collects a great amount of the doken, but not all of it. The resulting explosion sends Cyran on a one way trip to the battlefield once more. DGG continues his fight, slaughtering his enemies left and right, not noticing the growing whistling sound that is coming in. Too late does he look up to see Cyran screaming in horror as he bears down on him. Cyran crashes right into the garden gnome and both warriors go bouncing through the battlefield, crashing through tanks, walls, whatever is in their path. Luckily, both are wearing battle armor and survive, though they're both in pain.*

Oh God that hurt...oh, hey DGG...

[SirNitram]

*Emerging from a portal, Nitram surveyed the battlefield*

A most interesting battle.

*Musing the intensity, and the scorch mark that was once Cyran, the chief Black Mage lifted his hand, like he was holding a ball. With a flicker of his wrist, he twisted it, as if turning the ball a fraction of a degree...*

*Cyran pops back to life beside him*

Now, I hope you learned a lesson here. Let summoned and conjured minions fight Gnomes. Raw power will not win. One must use alternate means.

[Darth Garden Gnome]

Damn thee DGG I say...Damn thee...

Well I'm not the one using uber-attacks (shuffles L/AL gridfires under the carpet), which are just BEGGING to be tossed out the window as a rule violation ('cept in TGOD2, ph34r the Gnomish Navy!).

Anyways, don't you still have some catgirls lying around somewhere that you can fight with? Or just go HTH like DSider and I were (he seems to have been distracted by Agent Fisher--whom is in no way connected to or ever related to SEGNOR--who will promptly kill the impudent warlord.

[SirNitram]

Damn thee DGG I say...Damn thee...

Well I'm not the one using uber-attacks (shuffles L/AL gridfires under the carpet), which are just BEGGING to be tossed out the window as a rule violation ('cept in TGOD2, ph34r the Gnomish Navy!).

Anyways, don't you still have some catgirls lying around somewhere that you can fight with? Or just go HTH like DSider and I were (he seems to have been distracted by Agent Fisher--whom is in no way connected to or ever related to SEGNOR--who will promptly kill the impudent warlord.

*presents DGG with a cheque*

This should cover the uberspell issue nicely.. Shouldn't it? Or would you like a few more zeros?

[Captain Cyran]

*Emerging from a portal, Nitram surveyed the battlefield*

A most interesting battle.

*Musing the intensity, and the scorch mark that was once Cyran, the chief Black Mage lifted his hand, like he was holding a ball. With a flicker of his wrist, he twisted it, as if turning the ball a fraction of a degree...*

*Cyran pops back to life beside him*

Now, I hope you learned a lesson here. Let summoned and conjured minions fight Gnomes. Raw power will not win. One must use alternate means.

*Dissappears from beside DGG, and is now beside Nitram.*

Yeah...I'll keep to the troops next time. It's about time you got here though Nitram. Besides, I have to leave for the night so you can take over. Have fun man.

[Captain Cyran]

Damn thee DGG I say...Damn thee...

Well I'm not the one using uber-attacks (shuffles L/AL gridfires under the carpet), which are just BEGGING to be tossed out the window as a rule violation ('cept in TGOD2, ph34r the Gnomish Navy!).

Anyways, don't you still have some catgirls lying around somewhere that you can fight with? Or just go HTH like DSider and I were (he seems to have been distracted by Agent Fisher--whom is in no way connected to or ever related to SEGNOR--who will promptly kill the impudent warlord.

Yeah I just got...alittle carried away, you know. That ultimate power thing occasionally gets to my head and I can't help myself. It was a nice trick though right?

[Darth Garden Gnome]

*Cyran looks up at the blast*

HOLY SHIT HOW DID DGG BLOCK THAT!!

*Cyran opens up a portal that collects a great amount of the doken, but not all of it. The resulting explosion sends Cyran on a one way trip to the battlefield once more. DGG continues his fight, slaughtering his enemies left and right, not noticing the growing whistling sound that is coming in. Too late does he look up to see Cyran screaming in horror as he bears down on him. Cyran crashes right into the garden gnome and both warriors go bouncing through the battlefield, crashing through tanks, walls, whatever is in their path. Luckily, both are wearing battle armor and survive, though they're both in pain.*

Oh God that hurt...oh, hey DGG...

*decapitates thug* DIE INFIDEL!

*cleaves another in two* Hey, this is kinda fun...

*runs a third one through, tossing him into a fourth, at which point, for no reason at all, a Xenomorph hatchling bursts out of his chest, devouring both and going on a rampage through DSider's lines* Okay....Hey does anyone else hear somethi-AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THWACK!

*Cyran and DGG go bouncing through the chaos of the battle into walls, troops, tanks, giant knives sticking out of the ground, xenomorphs (IT BURNS!), and other assorted ouchedness before finally coming to a halt several miles away*

CYRAN: Oh god that hurt...oh, hey DGG

ME: God damn frickin' frackin' people fallin' from the sky on top of me head...oh, hey Cyran.

[Darth Garden Gnome]

*presents DGG with a cheque*

This should cover the uberspell issue nicely.. Shouldn't it? Or would you like a few more zeros?

Well well well *slips check into his coat pocket* I think we can over look the slip-up just this once...I mean, a little uber-beam never hurt nobody right? *walks off to the nearest Bank of Gnomania ATM, whistling as he does so*

[SirNitram]

*presents DGG with a cheque*

This should cover the uberspell issue nicely.. Shouldn't it? Or would you like a few more zeros?

Well well well *slips check into his coat pocket* I think we can over look the slip-up just this once...I mean, a little uber-beam never hurt nobody right? *walks off to the nearest Bank of Gnomania ATM, whistling as he does so*

*goes to work plowing into the Gnomish forces with fireballs and lightning while their Fearless Leader is busy trying to get that cheque cleared*

[Darth Garden Gnome]

*goes to work plowing into the Gnomish forces with fireballs and lightning while their Fearless Leader is busy trying to get that cheque cleared*

MEANWHILE....

TELLER: Name, ID, driver's license, registration, date of birth--

ME: Uh, I sorta gotta be somewhere, do you think we could hurry this up? *kicks himself for letting the ATM's in this quandrant go un-mantained...DGG never goes inside...NEVER!*

TELLER: Do you want to cash this or not sir?

ME: I do but--

TELLER: Then you will wait like everyone else!

ME: *shrinks back* Ummm, sorry.... *waits....elevator music plays*

ELSEWHERE...

*lightning rods ontop of recon vehicles absorb Nitram's attacks, feeding their reactors while they trade light fire with DSider's troops*

*While he was ditracted with frying a few marines, several Gnomes began to gnaw at Nitram's ankles*

NITRAM: GET 'EM OFF, GET 'EM OFF!!

Crunch, crunch, crunch...

[SirNitram]

*seconds later, the gnomes fall down, finding no more ankles to bite. Nitram reappeared, pointing at the vehicles. Points of light flared on his fingers, shapechanging the assault craft into small wooden ducks*

Now... Who wants to dance?