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Dalton wrote:
Gandalf wrote:What if you were tied down well?
You'd never manage.
Oh? You don't think I could find a way to lull you into submission?

*raises eyebrows and then smiles slowly*

I believe you underestimate me, my dear. :wink:



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Hmmmm...

*looks at the carnage*
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I want to pair Eleas up with someone. Since he's got the lovely trait of being terrified of my breasts, I want to make sure I match him up well... :twisted:

Iceberg, no ideas? :D
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Not really. If anybody's got any ideas for *me,* on the other hand...
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Jmac and Darth Wong, mebe?
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Zaia wrote:Oh? You don't think I could find a way to lull you into submission?

*raises eyebrows and then smiles slowly*

I believe you underestimate me, my dear. :wink:
...meet me on AIM later :mrgreen:
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Dalton wrote:
Zaia wrote:Oh? You don't think I could find a way to lull you into submission?

*raises eyebrows and then smiles slowly*

I believe you underestimate me, my dear. :wink:
...meet me on AIM later :mrgreen:
You beat me to it. Granted, it wasn't directed at me, but still...
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Kelly Antilles wrote:*waiting for the ROB SMASH*
Er...ROB SMASH!
You wish, for I am the alpha male of Zaia's sig.

And yes, I could take you. :D

And for the one who mentioned tying him up...don't give me any ideas. (You may intepret that as you wish, I suppose). :twisted:
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NecronLord wrote:*Gestures angrily at the seven pages he isn't mentioned in.*
NecronLord + Einy

That child would be the scarriest thing on the planet......
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Vertigo1 wrote:
NecronLord wrote:*Gestures angrily at the seven pages he isn't mentioned in.*
NecronLord + Einy

That child would be the scarriest thing on the planet......
Explain?
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RogueIce wrote:
Dalton wrote:...meet me on AIM later :mrgreen:
You beat me to it. Granted, it wasn't directed at me, but still...
Don't you even try to steal my thunder kiddo :)
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Dalton wrote:Er...ROB SMASH!
You wish, for I am the alpha male of Zaia's sig.

And yes, I could take you. :D

And for the one who mentioned tying him up...don't give me any ideas. (You may intepret that as you wish, I suppose). :twisted:
Ideas? I'll give you an idea. My foot + your skull. Get the picture? :cool:

Now, to drag this back on topic: Axis Kast and WeeMadAndo...has this been suggested yet?
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Dalton wrote:
Now, to drag this back on topic: Axis Kast and WeeMadAndo...has this been suggested yet?
Wouldn't that child hate itself so much it would just implode?
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Dalton wrote:Ideas? I'll give you an idea. My foot + your skull. Get the picture? :cool:
If you're gonna be like this... Well, there's always a TGOD I guess. Or not, since I'm not as creative with those suckers as some around here. Oh well... Truce?
Dalton wrote:Now, to drag this back on topic: Axis Kast and WeeMadAndo...has this been suggested yet?
I think it was. Or maybe Axis and Vympel. Don't remember exactly.
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RogueIce wrote:
Dalton wrote:Ideas? I'll give you an idea. My foot + your skull. Get the picture? :cool:
If you're gonna be like this... Well, there's always a TGOD I guess. Or not, since I'm not as creative with those suckers as some around here. Oh well... Truce?
Nein! *splat!*
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Dalton wrote:Now, to drag this back on topic: Axis Kast and WeeMadAndo...has this been suggested yet?
I think it was. Or maybe Axis and Vympel. Don't remember exactly.
I think it was Vympel. Hm.
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Dalton wrote:
RogueIce wrote:If you're gonna be like this... Well, there's always a TGOD I guess. Or not, since I'm not as creative with those suckers as some around here. Oh well... Truce?
Nein! *splat!*
Now you've done it. The gauntlet has been thrown. I'll see you in the Gaming Forum, sir. Tomorrow; got a (supposed) CAP meeting tonight. And Zaia, don't fret, it's not because of your sig. Me and Rocker Boy here have had this coming. Well, ok, maybe not, but it ain't your fault. Don't worry about that. One of us (me, of course) will live, so life will go on. And if that didn't sound amazingly conceited, then I just don't know what will. :wink:
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RogueIce wrote:
Dalton wrote:Now, to drag this back on topic: Axis Kast and WeeMadAndo...has this been suggested yet?
I think it was. Or maybe Axis and Vympel. Don't remember exactly.
I think it was Vympel. Hm.
Does it really matter? I mean, the basic principle behind mating Axis with Ando or Vympel's the same anyway. :D
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Dalton wrote:
RogueIce wrote:
Dalton wrote:Ideas? I'll give you an idea. My foot + your skull. Get the picture? :cool:
If you're gonna be like this... Well, there's always a TGOD I guess. Or not, since I'm not as creative with those suckers as some around here. Oh well... Truce?
Nein! *splat!*
RogueIce wrote:
Dalton wrote:Now, to drag this back on topic: Axis Kast and WeeMadAndo...has this been suggested yet?
I think it was. Or maybe Axis and Vympel. Don't remember exactly.
I think it was Vympel. Hm.
It was Queeb that was suggested to be mated with Axis Cast, with the resulting child being a moderate.
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Me and Necronlord

The offspring wouldn't have to keep asking the other about things in his fanfic.
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And would produce ueber long epics about the sadistic crossovers.

Wait. We do that anyway... :)
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NecronLord wrote:
Vertigo1 wrote:
NecronLord wrote:*Gestures angrily at the seven pages he isn't mentioned in.*
NecronLord + Einy

That child would be the scarriest thing on the planet......
Explain?
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I have one. (OK I have a pink filter one) Wanna see it? (Before I pack you off to the US cavalry for that.)
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(No offense intended to GALE force. My stereotyping is intended as Humour. This AV is my Valentine's day AV...)

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Let the cutieboy harvest begin!:)
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GAP+Stas Bush (or myself, although I'd rather shoot myself than mate with him)=an uberjingoistic Russian American?

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hmm.....


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Grand Admiral Ancaris wrote:hmm.....


Dalton + GAA = World's best Dominoes player. Not to mention being of abnormally large size and having a penchant for smashing things.
Roll them bones beotch!
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How about....*ponders for a second...*

Got it... Mike 6002 + Darkstar?
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Zaia wrote:Spyder & NecronLord: Since this thread was started with the idea of all the mind-bogglingly strage people to mix and match their strangeness to create new forms of complete and utter weirdness (to the point where some of the offspring mention I'm sure would implode were they to ever actually come into existence), I don't think it's a bad thing that you haven't been mentioned. :P :D
Bah! If that's the case then I wont bother mixing at all. I'll clone me, and me, and me, and me. I'll spam the world with my inanity a hundred fold!
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