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Thirdfain wrote:I'd like the title of Troubleshooter, for obvious reasons/

You have reported a Mutant Commie Traitor to Friend Computer and thus he says you are now a Troubleshooter?


heh, I took a scapel from the stash, but added some minor shit and a good bit o' meat to the fund.

let's see how well we can build that arm...

How do you get a familiar?

Imperial Overlord wrote:How do you get a familiar?

You need a familiar seed item like mosquito larva, volleyball and a bloody hand, a pregnant mushroom, etc. You then buy a Terrarium and use the seed item to get the familiar. Go to the Terrarium to name it and switch between Familiars.

Imperial Overlord wrote:How do you get a familiar?

follow the bird quests at Mt. Noob, after that you can get to do a quest for the council of loathing which will end give you your first familiar

Can you use multiple Mr. Accessory's at once?

edit: doh, forgot it costs money to participate in familiar cage fights. Done 10 in a row and out of meat. The good news is my Winged Sapient Pearwood Luggage weighs 9 pounds now (and 14 when I equip the hypodermic needle which was the prize I received)

edit 2: w00t!! found a new familiar when I using my last adventure: the potato sprout

Thanks for the help.

wautd wrote:Can you use multiple Mr. Accessory's at once?

edit: doh, forgot it costs money to participate in familiar cage fights. Done 10 in a row and out of meat. The good news is my Winged Sapient Pearwood Luggage weighs 9 pounds now (and 14 when I equip the hypodermic needle which was the prize I received)

edit 2: w00t!! found a new familiar when I using my last adventure: the potato sprout

Up to three at once. Trade in five and you can get a Golden Mr. Accessory that lets you bestow the bonus on up to five other players a day.

I request Party Animal as Title. Thanks

And what the hell is the continuum transfunctioner good for?

wautd wrote:I request Party Animal as Title. Thanks

And what the hell is the continuum transfunctioner good for?

You need the continuum transfunctioner to enter 8-Bit Land.

Nephtys wrote:

wautd wrote:I request Party Animal as Title. Thanks

And what the hell is the continuum transfunctioner good for?

You need the continuum transfunctioner to enter 8-Bit Land.

Which is where? Does it get unlocked after you reached a certain level?

I'm Paah over there, I want to join the clan!

Anyone know what it takes to take down the Goblin King? I've tried a couple of times now, and though I figure I'm pretty tough for a level 5 pastamancer (with my Mr. Accessory), I've been killed every time. Any insight?

Aaargh! I rather stupidly became falling down drunk. Now 50 adventures are just pissed away. Grrr....

Grog wrote:I'm Paah over there, I want to join the clan!

you're in

CivilWarMan wrote:Since there is talk about titles, I'd like to ask about mine.

Why was I given the title "Luke Duke"? Not complaining or anything, just wondering what thought process generated it.

CivilWarMan=General Lee=Dukes of Hazard....

Stark wrote:I'd like to reiterate that the current clan warfare engine allows large numbers of cheap grunts to overwhelm more expensive and sophisticated fortifications. Archers aren't worth it.

Gotcha, that being said, do you know how good Grrrrgoyles are? I.E. Is there "Fly over Grunts and Walls" ability worth the extra 200 meat each, or should we jjust go all out gruntage...?

wautd wrote:

Nephtys wrote:

wautd wrote:I request Party Animal as Title. Thanks

And what the hell is the continuum transfunctioner good for?

You need the continuum transfunctioner to enter 8-Bit Land.

Which is where? Does it get unlocked after you reached a certain level?

When worn, it makes a place appear in the lower left corner of.. the woods, plains or mountains. Forget. Then it takes like X of your main attribute to successfully enter.

I put in two outfits into the stash.

Orcish Frat Outfit:
Equip the frat paddle, orcish cargo shorts, and orcish baseball cap. If you have a 10 leaf clover, goto the orcish frat house. You will get a roll of drink tickets which will give 3 random bottles of liquor.

Hippy Outfit:
Equip the filthy hippy cordorouys / dread sack. You can now goto the hppy store and buy cheap fruit and herbs.

Also can I request Dark Goddess of the North? I'm Skadi. Once I saw the Seal Clubber, I coudn't resist the Norse tie in.

Since we're seem to be requesting titles, I humbly ask for kalev to be dubbed 'Everything that is wrong in the world.'

As for I, "Kalev's Keeper'

I'd still would like the title of "Tomato King" or "Lord of the Tomatos"

The buffs I can use on other people:

The Moxious Madrigal (increased moxie)
The Polka of Plenty (+50% meat droppage)
The Magical Mojomuscular Melody (increased MP)
The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith (increased muscle)

They're only for five adventures, but every little bit helps, right?

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What is the deal with the stupid Boss Bat? I kept fighting him and suddenly I get this error message where I've fought him for thirty turns so I can't anymore. It CAN be beaten, right?

Straha wrote:

CivilWarMan wrote:Since there is talk about titles, I'd like to ask about mine.

Why was I given the title "Luke Duke"? Not complaining or anything, just wondering what thought process generated it.

CivilWarMan=General Lee=Dukes of Hazard....

I had a suspicion that it was related to the Dukes of Hazzard in some way.

At least I'm not Boss Hogg.

I would like the title of....Get the fuck off my obstacle!

CivilWarMan wrote:

Straha wrote:

CivilWarMan wrote:Since there is talk about titles, I'd like to ask about mine.

Why was I given the title "Luke Duke"? Not complaining or anything, just wondering what thought process generated it.

CivilWarMan=General Lee=Dukes of Hazard....

I had a suspicion that it was related to the Dukes of Hazzard in some way.

At least I'm not Boss Hogg.

Ghetto Edit: I think "The Duke of Hazzard" would be a better title than "Luke Duke", but that's just me.

CivilWarMan wrote:Ghetto Edit: I think "The Duke of Hazzard" would be a better title than "Luke Duke", but that's just me.

And therein lies your problem.

The Mediocre Men of SDN do not think, they act!

Okay, lesson for the night... avoid fucking Brimstone Burgers. I was like five points away from making my next strength point, chowed down on the assumption I'd get like four or so adventures and make it... and finally be level five and go to the Mall like the big kids.

Bah. Like sixteen or nineteen points off my strengthliness. FUCK!

Oh well, tomorrow.

Tossed some extra cog and sprocket assemblies into the clan stash. Anybody made a car yet?