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Time for a change of plans. Since Typhonus has shown up I can now have s stressful confrontation.

Since I'm here, what can I do?

Well I have a nice little rant all set up for Nathan to say....something that will shock and surprise Prius....nothing treasonous at all in it.

Well it looks like Typhonus has the means to make mischef all by his lonesome, so we will see how everybody over there mixes. I'll continue with the Trader plot and whip up my surprise for Pcm.

I have replied, Typh... hit him with your best speech.

And... YEAH! Whip Pcm! Whip him hard!

Oh.

Whip up a surprise. Never mind.

Pcm: Where are Pater and his boys? Just so I can do things right.

Back at the ship, teaching Gork and Mork the fine art of shooty.

Oh damn, I crossposted and didn't even notice. Prius' reply needs a bit of an edit.

Pcm: Your ship?

And can you give a post about that, including more detailed descriptions of Gork and Mork (including their species)?

Yeah, my ship.

They look roughly like this, except a bit more bear-like. They're tough, but not schmart. Species? In a stunning display of originality I'm calling them the Brutes for now.

Gork wears red armour and Mork wears blue. Mork has longer fur.

The Halo fan whore strikes.

I imagine they can rip the limbs off an ork. This is going to be fun. Do your shooty post and then I'll let you play with them.

I'll have you know I think Halo is mediocre at best, and I've never actually played Halo 2.

I just like bears and aliens, hence a bear-alien. Yes, they are strong.

Yeah, and humans just aren't good enough for you.

Even the bloody heretic Eisenhorn had a human entourage, with the exception of Cherubael, who was at least hosted from a human body...

I'll have you know that at least 50% of my retinue is human at all times.

Bottled in the finest Terran Spring Water, too.

A little crunchy frog? Anthrax ripple? Cockroatch cluster? How about a spring surprise?

*singing*

Pater's in trooooouble! Pater's in trooooooouble!

It's going to be a bitch getting all the blood out of the upholstery.

Luckily all the furniture in the armoury is red.

Get a mop there will be guts on the celing Cookie to whomever can tell me whio said that quote

Sounds like Monty Python's The Meaning of Life.

Actually its from a video game

Incase anyone's wondering why Pater shot ASAP, it's primarily because he's a cold, calculating bastard.

I thought Pater shot first because he didn't have a lobotamy and could see where this was going.

Oh wait, that might be bad for the kids.

I'll go erase it from the special edition.

It was always my idea to have Pater shoot second.

Yeah, that was one reason. A more moral person would have tried to talk his way out of it a tad more, though.

ROFL, BTW.

In combat ere on the side of your ass

A question for when I post again in the Memoria thread: What, exactly, is the procedure for becoming an Inquisitor? Is there some kind of standard training you go through (a la the Schola Progrenium), are you trained by an individual Inquisitor, or what?

EDIT: And who decides when you're ready to become an Inquisitor?