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Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:

Shroom Man 777 wrote:Hey, that's actually pretty relevant to my latest post!

Siege suggested this

But I think we can use that for BAM, Fingolfin. Once the plagues die down, we can totally use an awesome ad campaign to jumpstart international travel!

The Pathogen Wars will cause a reversion to 80s fashion and synthesizers!

Eh.. Ah.. Ok.. I guess an ad campaign is required?

This is what happens when you go into business with the Shrooms.

They'll corrupt your precious bodily fluids!

Hey, I also found what surely must be the favourite song of Comrade-President Stanislav .

RogueIce wrote:This is what happens when you go into business with the Shrooms.

They'll corrupt your precious bodily fluids!

And next minute, you'd have the religious protesting in front of the Shroomanian embassy, decrying the morally decadence of Shroomania!

Now stand for anthem

Shadow is greatest country in the world! Number one exporter of potassium!

SiegeTank wrote:Let's be honest: There can be only one national anthem for the the United Socialist Shadow Republic.

(Or alternatively... )

Nice.

And Shroom...

Those vids Siege posted? I think that's what'll happen when Shroomanian culture seeps into the CSR's! Glasnost! Perestroika! The Sarajevo Sixshooters and the Crimson Commando Choir!

(The Sarajevo Sixshooters will be outrageous Shroomanian rockers who've never been into the USSR!)

Still.

Shadow is greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Shadow is number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.

Shadow is home of Tinshein swimming pool.
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Shadow is, Shadow is very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Shroomtown.
Shadow is friend of all except Khitan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

Shadow industry best in the world.
We incented toffee and trouser belt.
Shadow’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course Vulpesia’s

Shadow is, Shadow is very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Shroomtown.
Come grasp the might of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!

Okay guys, it had to happen soon:

CHIMP NAMING CONTEST!!!

Mercury 2d is approaching fast(A), so we need a name for the cute intrepid chimpanzee space astronaut.

USSR National Anthem wrote:Shadow is greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Shadow is number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.

Shadow is home of Tinshein swimming pool.
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Shadow is, Shadow is very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Shroomtown.
Shadow is friend of all except Khitan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

Shadow industry best in the world.
We incented toffee and trouser belt.
Shadow’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course Vulpesia’s

Shadow is, Shadow is very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Shroomtown.
Come grasp the might of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!

By the executive decision of Premier Shady this is the new national anthem of the USSR.

Also: Do the monkey names have to contain the word "Shroom" in them?

Hmmmm, possible chimp names:

Dummy

Flamer

Cool Dude

Mr. Monkey

Shroom Kong

Heston or Hestshroom.

Shroom Man 777 wrote:He still has that Rage Gas from San Dorado, BY THE WAY.

Oh, and I just remember I had a Shepistani Embassy in Shroomania.

And I also have a Shroomanian Embassy in Shepistan....

The Shroomanian diplos are probably hiding in their centennial bomb shelter. Can anyone be so kind as to pick them up?

Either Lonestar or I should eb able to but I am in the process of moving a whole freakin' division back into town so it will probably be anohter (in-game) couple of weeks before I even have enough advance elements to make a grab. Lonestar may have the troops on the ground but he is going to be dealing with a seriously crazy border situation for at least another (in-game) month possibly two.

So long story short I hope your folks have enough McShroomribs Sandwhich and BigShroomacs to last them through the wait.

I vote CHIM CHIM.


@ Wilkens:

Most nations of the world already ditched their diplomatic missions to Shepistan during that Embassy War thing when Shep's Al-Fucker stabbed and killed Loinstar's ambassador, when PeZookia detained the Sheppo diplomats and Shep responded by besieging the PeZookian embassy.

As it is, the Shroomanian Embassy was probably the only embassy in Shepistan - aside from the IRT's and Japanistan's or something. Because of that, and because Shroomania allows lots of people (from PeZookia, Byzantium, Canissia, etc.) to have Shroomanian passports and citizenships, the Shroomanian Embassy is also a very important place for foreign spies - like those SSS guys who stole that Shepistani bioweapons scientists. The Shroomanian Embassy is basically Spy Heaven and has lotsa important stuffs in its file folders.

Aaaaaanyway, the Embassy also has a bunker with supplies that can last the folks for months, if not a year, so they should be fine. They'll just pop up a transponder and await rescue... as they slowly go insane within the confines of their subterranean tombs of reinforced concrete!



Also, Baerne should be the location of the bioweapons conference. So we can call the treaty the World International Baerne Bioweapons Limitation Entete. WIBBLE.

Hey Shroom,

They should be fine then just don't forget to keep bugging us because a month or so down the road in game and it mgiht slip to priority 12 or something.

Anyway I'm still offering up Cancun as an alternate site. Since (in game) its right about July at the moment I can promsie lots of girls on summer holiday and bars with very late hours where you can litterally stumble down the street and fall into one.

If your nation has more whores than Baerne, then...

But hey, Baerne is one of the smaller nations, we should let them get some highlights too.

Eh, my guys in Shepistan will be fine. They can eat cake!

Let them eat lock