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Well, at least nobody will be clubbin Adivan over the head with his Force Staff for the forseeable future...

...you keep that thing somewhere safe, you hear me?

Brothers, we need not the false promise of loyalty of the xenos. The will and guidance of the God-Emperor will suffice in guiding us through these dark times.

Besides, they smell bad.

Aha, you live. About that conversation?

Busy evening. Calls calls calls.

Yup, ready to rock. Stand by for Prius to sneak up on Pater and beat him brutally.

(It's a form of humor they practiced in the Schola... 'kick the sick guy in the face'.)

But according to some marines they taste like chicken

Being eaten by his servants is one of the few ways xenos can truly serve the Emperor.

Okay, how many stormtroopers did Pater lose in this excursion?

It was really a roundabout way of bringing Gork and Mork up. Say 2 or 3.

brings up a scary though...Kroot ingesting Marine DNA

Petrosjko wrote:Okay, how many stormtroopers did Pater lose in this excursion?

I counted 4-5 dead Stormtroopers, plus an unknown quantity of 'cannonfodder', as Prius called them.

Well, the cannon fodder don't count in his mind... they weren't anybody's troops. Just people there to tie the demon up while he and the inquisitors actually damaged it.

He's a cold-blooded little shit, what can I say?

Devils arithmatic say you are pleased the losses were so low

Well, the precise number isn't particularly important. We have a supply only limited by our imaginations.

And Prius being pleased about low losses would imply that he somehow cares about casualties beyond preserving a functional force for future engagements.

A Ramiles has a crew of tens of thousands. Even with our loses a half dozen guys is easily affordable.

Waste is to be avoided Prius and those that die can no longer serve the Emperor. Only if defeat is the other outcome will it be allowed.


Wasting resources can be forgiven.

Sure, waste is to be avoided, but to Prius it's purely a mathematical function. X number of troops expended to achieve Y goal.

He's Hethor and Synnove's worst nightmare.

Imperial Overlord wrote:A Ramiles has a crew of tens of thousands. Even with our loses a half dozen guys is easily affordable.

True, but the crew does not consist of highly trained Imperial Stormtroopers (sadly).

Prius isn't in a bed. What's the picture?

Okay, deep breath. No "Emperor in 'termie armor'" jokes. Bad Petro. Straight answer.

"My god, he's naked!"

Okay, there, it's out of my system.

Simple The Enpeoro in his thron on Earth , the oprigional one before they put him in the life support gear.

Typh, my man, you have just created a first-order shitstorm. You do realize that, yes?

Hell I thought pics of the Emperor were common...often placed behind and to one side of ones commanding officer much like Queen Victoris were back in the day.

Not authentic, first hand pics. Some people would kill for that.

Oh no. What Nathan just dropped on Pater's bed is a top notch holy artefact that the Ecclesiarchy would virus bomb a planet over.

Assuming they had virus bombs.

Well they do have the Ordo Militants of the Adeptus Sororitas who are the Chamber Militant of the Inquisition, so they might be able to get their hands on it.

More likely to send a Calidus after it. Virus bombing might damage the picture.