Posted: 2007-01-14 02:36pm
I was thinking the Jerry Lewis Class Genius Bomb ("Hey, EIGH-tee EIGH-tee!", but that's even better.Darth Wong wrote:Cue Woody Allen: voice actor for the new Star Wars TV show.
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I was thinking the Jerry Lewis Class Genius Bomb ("Hey, EIGH-tee EIGH-tee!", but that's even better.Darth Wong wrote:Cue Woody Allen: voice actor for the new Star Wars TV show.
You rock for that.andrewgpaul wrote:If your missiles get too intelligent, you end up qith something like:
Dark Star wrote:Pinback: All right, bomb. Prepare to receive new orders.
Bomb#20: You are false data.
Pinback: Hmmm?
Bomb #20: Therefore I shall ignore you.
Pinback: Hello... bomb?
Bomb #20: False data can act only as a distraction. Therefore, I shall refuse to perceive.
Pinback: Hey, bomb?
Bomb #20: The only thing that exists is myself.
Pinback: Snap out of it, bomb.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Star_(film)Cykeisme wrote:Where's that from?
By the same logic in ANH the entire Rebel Force should have been splashed by a combination of SM-2/3, SeaRAM, and Phalanx equivalents and any fighter that gets anywhere near a Star Destroyer should simply get blown out of the sky by their significantly more advanced antifighter hardware. The fact we have something doesn't necessarily mean they have it.TithonusSyndrome wrote:I mentioned this before and you didn't take kindly to it, but the technology is within our grasp by a few years to develop laser-based anti-artillery systems.LordShaithis wrote: EDIT: Aren't artillery shells usually harder to hit than missiles? Mayhap the Empire could use some sort of actual shell-firing artillery somewhere in it's inventory?
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If the Empire or Rebellion couldn't develop superior, mobile versions of this system, I'd be pretty suprised. If they were those diamond-tipped boron suckers or lobbed in such volume that they couldn't all be stopped, the story might be different.
By the same logic in ANH the entire Rebel Force should have been splashed by a combination of SM-2/3, SeaRAM, and Phalanx equivalents and any fighter that gets anywhere near a Star Destroyer should simply get blown out of the sky by their significantly more advanced antifighter hardware.FOG3 wrote: I mentioned this before and you didn't take kindly to it, but the technology is within our grasp by a few years to develop laser-based anti-artillery systems.
http://www.israeli-weapons.com/weapons/ ... /THEL.html
If the Empire or Rebellion couldn't develop superior, mobile versions of this system, I'd be pretty suprised. If they were those diamond-tipped boron suckers or lobbed in such volume that they couldn't all be stopped, the story might be different.
Definite B-class movie, the only highlight of it is that bomb. Guess how the movie ends...Manus Celer Dei wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Star_(film)Cykeisme wrote:Where's that from?
Did I say SeaSparrow? No? Pay attention to what's what Bats, those are primarily antimissile equipment.Batman wrote:By the same logic in ANH the entire Rebel Force should have been splashed by a combination of SM-2/3, SeaRAM, and Phalanx equivalents and any fighter that gets anywhere near a Star Destroyer should simply get blown out of the sky by their significantly more advanced antifighter hardware.FOG3 wrote: I mentioned this before and you didn't take kindly to it, but the technology is within our grasp by a few years to develop laser-based anti-artillery systems.
http://www.israeli-weapons.com/weapons/ ... /THEL.html
If the Empire or Rebellion couldn't develop superior, mobile versions of this system, I'd be pretty suprised. If they were those diamond-tipped boron suckers or lobbed in such volume that they couldn't all be stopped, the story might be different.
Don't tell me they shouldn't have one when even fighter carried missiles are something to worry about, and we know the Cap Ships use them.
You mean the ones the Death Star didn't HAVE on account of nobody expecting a fighter attack and its defenses instead being geared towards attacks by capital ships?
I suppose the zillion TIE fighters were just for show, then? Well I guess we'll take your word on it. The utter stupidity of leaving a hole in your defenses, instead of being prepared to meet them is a historically recognized fact since at least Ancient China.Batman wrote:I was talking about significantly more advanced antifighter hardware in general, genius. Which of course wouldn't be there, on account on nobody expecting a fighter attack. They explicitely said so in the movie for Valen's sake.
You mean the ones that can be used for a ton of other duties, unlike antifighter defenses? The ones that weren't launched until Vader personally saw to it because fighters being a threat to the DS was preposterous?FOG3 wrote:I suppose the zillion TIE fighters were just for show, then?Batman wrote:I was talking about significantly more advanced antifighter hardware in general, genius. Which of course wouldn't be there, on account on nobody expecting a fighter attack. They explicitely said so in the movie for Valen's sake.
Exactly. And we do it to this very day. Why would the GE be any different, especially as they TELL us that their defenses AREN'T geared to deal with fighters?Well I guess we'll take your word on it. The utter stupidity of leaving a hole in your defenses, instead of being prepared to meet them is a historically recognized fact since at least Ancient China.
The fact that those missiles aren't likely to do any appreciable damage, that they are unlikely to hit (space-warping ECM, remember?), that the capships launching might never get to release range in the first place...Capships using missiles is a know fact, so give me even one good reason that you don't insist on including antimissile systems, and why with SW tech they can't do double duty vs fighters.
Like hell I have. You used a scenario that was explicitly stated to NOT HAVE ANTIFIGHTER DEFENSES in universe on account of nobody considering fighters a threat to conclude that they don't have them, period, when explicit antifighter defenses canonically exist. Lancer frigate anyone?Of course, by admitting that they don't have the kind of paranoid 'swat everything that moves out of the sky' level of defensive systems we in the real world have begun to insist on you admit those systems wouldn't be present, and thus are restating the point you challenged. Congratulations, you just backpedaled yourself onto the very point you challenged and now have impaled yourself on it.