The 1935 US Invasion Plan of Canada

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Canada, Britain & the rest of the western world probably all have current up to date plans on how to blitz the US should the need arise...

& the us no aoubt has similar plans to neutralise them...should the need arise...

Oh what a fun filled world we live in...
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[quote="DocHorror"]Canada, Britain & the rest of the western world probably all have current up to date plans on how to blitz the US should the need arise...

& the us no aoubt has similar plans to neutralise them...should the need arise...
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It would be suicide if Canada tried to attack the US with the firepower american military has the canadian armed forces would lose in less than a day.
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So?

Its still likely they have plans drawn up...

Its not my problem if they are crap or not...
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Colonel Olrik wrote: Just FYI, we surrender.
What are you, French?
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Montcalm wrote:
Wicked Pilot wrote:We probably have plans to invade every country. That is what unified commands do during peace time; they plan wars.
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If these generals plan to start war against every country on this planet, i think they are war wacky.
That's their job. They're professional war planners. You don't think during peacetime they just sit around their respective defense departments writing poetry, do you?
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Wicked Pilot wrote:
Colonel Olrik wrote: Just FYI, we surrender.
What are you, French?
No, just realistic. : :?

We have at most fifty working F16, and you guys probably put in them a secret kill switch.

On sea, we have six big frigates, two old subs and a few corvettes.

To finish, a 30.000 men army and a few tanks.

So, why bother? Besides, after all, Germany and Japan surrendered and are now richer than us.

Anyway, we are a very pleasant country. You don't really want to harm us.
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Colonel Olrik wrote:Anyway, we are a very pleasant country. You don't really want to harm us.
Why would we want to harm you? Nine out of ten U.S. high school students probably couldn't even find your country on a map.
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Beowulf wrote:
Robert Treder wrote: I'm sure Canada has similar plans, which outline precisely how to surrender if things went sour.
But the plans are pretty funny, especially when they refer to Canada as 'crimson'.
Considering the current state of the Canadian military... I wouldn't be surprised if they don't have surrender plans already drawn up...
We still have one slingshot ready to blast you between the eyes! :) :wink:
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