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I can beat that, Phil. I went on vacation with my family, back home to Philadelphia. My family decided to go to a Phillies game, because we were bored. I'm walking around the stadium (I'm not much of a baseball fan), and I find this really cute chick who I start talking to. Turns out she's here with her family, and doesn't like baseball either. So we just start walking around, a little fooling around, nothing serious. Well, I decide to head back to see the game. We walk out, and my grandfather greets the chick by name. I'm even more surprised when she responds with "Hi, Gramps." That's MY name for my grandfather!

Turns out she was my cousin .



I do feel somewhat less dirty about it because she's just a step-cousin; her grandmother's married to my grandfather, but we're not blood relations. Still...

Were you actually related to her or was your cousin related to her by the parent of his that wasn't related to you?

How do these things happen in real life? What are the chances?

ArmorPierce wrote:How do these things happen in real life? What are the chances?

Murphy's Law.

Now, the question is, how many people get into similar situations but don't find out they're related?

ArmorPierce wrote:Were you actually related to her or was your cousin related to her by the parent of his that wasn't related to you?

Not blood-related. As for the odds...who knows but my family is pretty large and it's near impossible to remember every relation without carrying a list around with you.

When i went to school in my underwear

god damn that was embarassing

Phil Skayhan wrote:About four years ago my friend and I were out at a bar and he introduced me to this cute girl he worked with. We started talking and were hitting it off pretty well to the point that while she went to get another round, my friend said, "Dude, I think you're gonna get some."

The evening went on and amid more drinking and now blatant flirting, she asked me what high school I had gone to and when I told he she wondered if I knew someone named John M.

"Sure," I said, "he's my cousin."

She replied, "No he's not."

"Yes he is."

"No..he's not!"

"Yes..he is!"

"He can't be!"

"Why?"

"He's my cousin!"



The ride home was silent save for me having to occasional say to my chuckling friend, "Not one FUCKING word!!"

I'm suprised there aren't many incidents where people walked on you jerking off or having sex...

^^ wrote:When i went to school in my underwear

god damn that was embarassing

Care to elaborate?

My most embaressing moment? My first date with my first gf back when I was 13/14.

Nuff said.

Exonerate wrote:

Phil Skayhan wrote:About four years ago my friend and I were out at a bar and he introduced me to this cute girl he worked with. We started talking and were hitting it off pretty well to the point that while she went to get another round, my friend said, "Dude, I think you're gonna get some."

The evening went on and amid more drinking and now blatant flirting, she asked me what high school I had gone to and when I told he she wondered if I knew someone named John M.

"Sure," I said, "he's my cousin."

She replied, "No he's not."

"Yes he is."

"No..he's not!"

"Yes..he is!"

"He can't be!"

"Why?"

"He's my cousin!"



The ride home was silent save for me having to occasional say to my chuckling friend, "Not one FUCKING word!!"

I'm suprised there aren't many incidents where people walked on you jerking off or having sex...

Using my CoE approach....those walking in get embaressed if you dont....it really does work.

Temjin wrote:

^^ wrote:When i went to school in my underwear

god damn that was embarassing

Care to elaborate?

My most embaressing moment? My first date with my first gf back when I was 13/14.

Nuff said.

baaah

i was in my room, sleeping at the age of 8

then my mom comes in and tells me i'll be late for school

so i get up, and run straight to school in my underwear =/

^^ wrote:

Temjin wrote:

^^ wrote:When i went to school in my underwear

god damn that was embarassing

Care to elaborate?

My most embaressing moment? My first date with my first gf back when I was 13/14.

Nuff said.

baaah

i was in my room, sleeping at the age of 8

then my mom comes in and tells me i'll be late for school

so i get up, and run straight to school in my underwear =/

Somehow I can believe that, knowing your rather severe lack of intelligence.

Film class

umm, finding the young lady your supposed to be doing a project with tied up in a storage room naked.

very bad when you are trying to cover for her while the whole class right right outside the room....

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