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Posted: 2003-01-25 10:25pm
by Hotfoot
Sea Skimmer wrote:I trust Futurama further then I do the word of Jersey Folk, demon spawn.
Damn that Futurama! The accursed Groenig creature has grown far too powerful...

We shall return, mark my words! :evil:

Posted: 2003-01-25 10:30pm
by HemlockGrey
So is DarkStar's voice sorta itchy, raspy, with a twinge of madness about it?

Posted: 2003-01-25 10:31pm
by MKSheppard
HemlockGrey wrote:So is DarkStar's voice sorta itchy, raspy, with a twinge of madness about it?
Call him yourself man, I'm fucking DEAF!

Posted: 2003-01-25 10:36pm
by Illuminatus Primus
You're completely deaf Shep?

Posted: 2003-01-25 10:37pm
by MKSheppard
Illuminatus Primus wrote:You're completely deaf Shep?
I have an implant that allows me to hear, but I cannot absolutely
comprehend human speech over a phone.

Posted: 2003-01-25 10:37pm
by Sea Skimmer
MKSheppard wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:So is DarkStar's voice sorta itchy, raspy, with a twinge of madness about it?
Call him yourself man, I'm fucking DEAF!
I thought you had limited hearing via implant?

Posted: 2003-01-25 10:38pm
by jaeger115
Shep, you're deaf? Hey, I am too! :D

Posted: 2003-01-25 10:40pm
by Admiral Valdemar
jaeger115 wrote:Shep, you're deaf? Hey, I am too! :D
What?! :P

I am too in my right ear, had to have numerous ops but the main bones in my ear are gone now and I have a perforated ear drum.

Posted: 2003-01-25 10:42pm
by ArmorPierce
Wow, you two have so much in common. Time to bond :mrgreen:

Edit: here is the edited message: Wow, you three have so much in common. Time to bond :mrgreen:

Posted: 2003-01-25 10:42pm
by MKSheppard
Sea Skimmer wrote: I thought you had limited hearing via implant?
See above...I am worthless on the phone, people....

Posted: 2003-01-25 10:42pm
by MKSheppard
ArmorPierce wrote:Wow, you two have so much in common. Time to bond :mrgreen:
Bondy bond lets all get to gether and hug each other :P

Posted: 2003-01-25 10:44pm
by Admiral Valdemar
MKSheppard wrote:
ArmorPierce wrote:Wow, you two have so much in common. Time to bond :mrgreen:
Bondy bond lets all get to gether and hug each other :P
Yay!

*Steps slowly back then runs out of forum*

Posted: 2003-01-25 10:46pm
by MKSheppard
Admiral Valdemar wrote: *Steps slowly back then runs out of forum*
*Shoots Valdy in the back with his AR-15*

No one runs away from a bonding experience! :evil:

Posted: 2003-01-25 10:49pm
by Admiral Valdemar
MKSheppard wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote: *Steps slowly back then runs out of forum*
*Shoots Valdy in the back with his AR-15*

No one runs away from a bonding experience! :evil:
*Catches bullet between teeth in an instant. Pulls out G-36*

You want to "bond", boyo? I'm game! 8)

Posted: 2003-01-25 10:50pm
by MKSheppard
Admiral Valdemar wrote: *Catches bullet between teeth in an instant. Pulls out G-36*

You want to "bond", boyo? I'm game! 8)
*pulls out can of solvent and sprays Valdy with it, causing the
plastic furniture of his G-36 to dissolve*

Posted: 2003-01-25 10:51pm
by Ted
Darth Wong wrote:
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:If you do contact him I'm sure he'll devote several MBs of space on his website to rant about "Wongites harrasing me at work!"
You know, I held out a faint hope for a while that he was just knowingly being a jack-ass, and not sincerely delusional. I have since lost that hope; he is truly, sincerely out of his gourd. He thinks he's fighting some grand crusade against the forces of evil. I don't see how any conceivable action can possibly make it any worse.
Mike, didn't Dickstar call you?

Posted: 2003-01-25 10:52pm
by jaeger115
Shep and Valdy, I'm completely deaf in both ears, and I don't use any implants. :)

Posted: 2003-01-25 10:52pm
by Admiral Valdemar
MKSheppard wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote: *Catches bullet between teeth in an instant. Pulls out G-36*

You want to "bond", boyo? I'm game! 8)
*pulls out can of solvent and sprays Valdy with it, causing the
plastic furniture of his G-36 to dissolve*
Hells bells!

*Chucks metal parts at Shep and legs it*

Posted: 2003-01-25 11:01pm
by The Dark
I'm not deaf...just half-blind (legally blind is IIRC 20/800 vision, I have 20/400 in one eye and 20/425 in the other, with a stigmatism in my right eye).

Posted: 2003-01-25 11:06pm
by Ted
My Grandfather was 70% blind and 65% deaf, from a Moaning Minnie in France.

Posted: 2003-01-25 11:46pm
by jaeger115
My Grandfather was 70% blind and 65% deaf, from a Moaning Minnie in France.
Moaning Minnie?

Posted: 2003-01-25 11:47pm
by Sea Skimmer
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
MKSheppard wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote: *Catches bullet between teeth in an instant. Pulls out G-36*

You want to "bond", boyo? I'm game! 8)
*pulls out can of solvent and sprays Valdy with it, causing the
plastic furniture of his G-36 to dissolve*
Hells bells!

*Chucks metal parts at Shep and legs it*
*An orbiting AB-52 gunship blasts Valdemar with its three dozen 25mm galting guns, in company with a four 105mm packing AB-36*

Posted: 2003-01-25 11:49pm
by HemlockGrey
Must you hijack every thread into something about military aircraft?

Posted: 2003-01-25 11:52pm
by Sea Skimmer
HemlockGrey wrote:Must you hijack every thread into something about military aircraft?
Or tanks or ships or artillery, yes. Of course this already was off topic when people started shooting.

Posted: 2003-01-25 11:54pm
by Sea Skimmer
I'm pretty lucky, I have 20/20 vision, every single other member of my known family needs glasses. I also have the full range of my hearing, careful usage of earphones when shooting and never developing an interest in loud music seem to have done it.