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Re: What turns you off?

Posted: 2003-01-27 01:09am
by GrandMasterTerwynn
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:For me, these kind of things turn me off:

-A bad smell. If a woman smells like shit, I won't want to be anywhere near them. However, all the bad-smelling girls I know are also butt-ugly.

-Excessive blemishes. Some girls look better with freckles, but when there's too much of then, along with moles and warts, I find it an eyesore.

-Fat girls. Do I need to elaborate?

-Really skinny girls. Not only does it lok wrong, they probably have anorexia or bulemia, both of which I don't want in my women.

-Just plain ugly faces. Some girls have faces that just don't look right. It's either something wrong with the shape of the face, or the mouth.

So, what do you consider a turn-off?
Slight body odor doesn't put me off too much. Not as much as a girl who has more body hair than I do.

Fat girls turn me off. As do excessively skinny girls.

Stupid girls also turn me off. I mean, come on, I want somebody I can talk intelligently with. I'd find a gal who may be plain to the point of being somewhat androgynous but was witty and intelligent to be amazingly attractive. Moreso than a total knockout who has an intelligence roughly equivalent to the cup of yogurt she's eating.

Posted: 2003-01-27 01:15am
by Keevan_Colton
Dont knock the dairy produce :D

Posted: 2003-01-27 01:20am
by Darth Garden Gnome
Girls who just don't "care about anything"/are pessimistic suck. They've got no viewpoints on anything, totally one dimensional. So what do you think of <insert controversial topic here>? " I don't care about that stuff, I just wanna go home, smoke a cigarrete, get a tatoo to piss of my dad, and then go up to my room and blare my music at top level all night."

Complete turnoff, escpecially since you absolutley cannot talk to a girl like that.

Posted: 2003-01-27 01:44am
by Slartibartfast
What's your favorite sound... what's your least favorite sound...
What profession other than your own would you like to try? :lol:

Posted: 2003-01-27 01:54am
by Stormbringer
Stupid women. I can't stand them and I usually want to strangle them.

BO and Body Hair. It's nausiating. Women are soppused to have some class.

Smokers. I can't stand regular smokers, once in a while a woman that smokes the ocassional ciggarette but more than that, no way.

Badly dyed hair. It just looks wrong.

bad teeth/smile. I like a woman with a nice smile and a good one is a must.

Posted: 2003-01-27 02:49am
by Sriad
I don't mind leg hair so much, but what really gets me is dark arm hair. That's just wrong.
All the obvious things, although I'd note that while sluttyness, stupidity, etc all make a relationship with a girl undesirable, they wouldn't really make her seem less hot. They'd just make her frustrating. "Goddamnit! I want to fuck you, but you're JUST TOO DUMB!!"
For some reason I kinda like really white skin (really not white as much as naturally pale, if you know what I mean), but I think that's an artifact of a crush I had in high school...

Jaeger, are you a cross country runner? The only reason I asked is because I was, I weighed the same as you, and I also wanted to kick those bastard football players stealin' all my wominz in the teeth :) And it didn't help that we shared the one locker room with them and their smelly ass equipment...

Posted: 2003-01-27 03:06am
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Excessive BO (a hint of musk is nice, but don't go two weeks without showering!)

Obvious diseases or signs of unhealthiness

Boobs bigger than a B cup (goes for both guys and girls, unless it's solid muscle)

Excessively large dick (9 inches is okay, 14 isn't!!)

Dead Fish personality (unless it's a one night stand and he's extremely attractive)

Violent Drunkenness

Violent Behavior in general

Excessive Smoking and Signs thereof (Chainsmoking, eww. Some reason I attract smokers like a fucking magnet too. 4 roomies, 4 smokers! GAHH!!)

People who Trash my Computer by using Idiot Exploiter to surf porn sites. DOOD! There's a REASON I have Mozilla!

Fundies

I can't think of any more right now...

Posted: 2003-01-27 10:40am
by Peregrin Toker
I am surprised that nobody have mentioned the ultimate turn-off.....

the Innsmouth Look.

Posted: 2003-01-27 10:50am
by Coaan
I'm not actually that picky...

really it's only Stupid people and smokers...(GAG!) being in a smoke cloud is about as pleasant as being run over with a bulldozer, beaten in the nuts with a sledgehammer for 10 minutes straight and then being forced to watch barney the dinosaur non stop for days on end.... :?

Posted: 2003-01-27 10:59am
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Simon H.Johansen wrote:I am surprised that nobody have mentioned the ultimate turn-off.....

the Innsmouth Look.
Picture please?

Posted: 2003-01-27 11:06am
by Peregrin Toker
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:I am surprised that nobody have mentioned the ultimate turn-off.....

the Innsmouth Look.
Picture please?
It's a reference to The Shadow Over Innsmouth, a H.P. Lovecraft short story about a seedy fishing village in New Englands whose inhabitants all were hideously ugly - and it turned out that the reason for this was NOT inbreeding.... (of course, I could reveal it, but I'm not going to spoil the story for you, am I?)

Anyway, here's some pictures of the particular "Innsmouth Look" as described in Lovecraft's short story.

Image

Image

You know what I'm talking about, now.

Posted: 2003-01-27 11:19am
by Stravo
My God, so many people turned off by smelly women..have all of you ever even met a smelly woman? I have not thank god. But it makes me wonder if so many guys are saying so if I'm just lucky.

Posted: 2003-01-27 11:25am
by Coaan
Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:I am surprised that nobody have mentioned the ultimate turn-off.....

the Innsmouth Look.
Picture please?
It's a reference to The Shadow Over Innsmouth, a H.P. Lovecraft short story about a seedy fishing village in New Englands whose inhabitants all were hideously ugly - and it turned out that the reason for this was NOT inbreeding.... (of course, I could reveal it, but I'm not going to spoil the story for you, am I?)

Anyway, here's some pictures of the particular "Innsmouth Look" as described in Lovecraft's short story.

http://ew2.lysator.liu.se/loth/a/b/abra ... mouth1.jpg

http://www.delta-green.com/images/Innsmouth.jpg

You know what I'm talking about, now.
Yeesh....that's downright frightening... :?

Posted: 2003-01-27 11:29am
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:I am surprised that nobody have mentioned the ultimate turn-off.....

the Innsmouth Look.
Picture please?
It's a reference to The Shadow Over Innsmouth, a H.P. Lovecraft short story about a seedy fishing village in New Englands whose inhabitants all were hideously ugly - and it turned out that the reason for this was NOT inbreeding.... (of course, I could reveal it, but I'm not going to spoil the story for you, am I?)

Anyway, here's some pictures of the particular "Innsmouth Look" as described in Lovecraft's short story.

http://ew2.lysator.liu.se/loth/a/b/abra ... mouth1.jpg

http://www.delta-green.com/images/Innsmouth.jpg

You know what I'm talking about, now.
*Checks his weapons*

Lightsaber... check
Railgun... check
My ship's Main Heavy Turbolaser Array... check.
That outta the way, EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

Posted: 2003-01-27 11:34am
by Peregrin Toker
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Lightsaber... check
Railgun... check
My ship's Main Heavy Turbolaser Array... check.
That outta the way, EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
You better borrow Batman's "Bat-Fishman-Repellant" while you're at it.

(ooops, I revealed the point in The Shadow Over Innsmouth)

Posted: 2003-01-27 11:52am
by Coaan
Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Lightsaber... check
Railgun... check
My ship's Main Heavy Turbolaser Array... check.
That outta the way, EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
You better borrow Batman's "Bat-Fishman-Repellant"

(ooops, I revealed the point in The Shadow Over Innsmouth)
Or just let loose cleansing atomic fire....that'd wipe that look clean off his face....and take the face with it... :twisted:

Posted: 2003-01-27 01:04pm
by Zaia
Sriad wrote:I don't mind leg hair so much, but what really gets me is dark arm hair. That's just wrong.
Arm hair?!?!!!

*furrows brow* You guys (mostly) seem extrodinarily caught up in appearances--it actually matters to you what colour a woman's ARM HAIR is?! I'm I the only one who finds that a bit...superficial?



I am turned off by:

thoughtlessness
self-centered behaviour
stupidity
guys who don't listen well
impoliteness
smokers
guys without an appreciation for the arts
possessive guys who think they own me
guys who have no sense of adventure
guys who want to live in their hometown their entire lives

Posted: 2003-01-27 01:06pm
by Kuja
Zaia wrote: Arm hair?!?!!!

*furrows brow* You guys (mostly) seem extrodinarily caught up in appearances--it actually matters to you what colour a woman's ARM HAIR is?! I'm I the only one who finds that a bit...superficial?
This never occurred to me....but then again, if a woman runs up to me looking like a mountain gorilla, I'll probably not be turned on. :wink:

Posted: 2003-01-27 01:18pm
by Peregrin Toker
Zaia wrote: I am turned off by:

thoughtlessness
self-centered behaviour
stupidity
guys who don't listen well
impoliteness
smokers
guys without an appreciation for the arts
possessive guys who think they own me
guys who have no sense of adventure
guys who want to live in their hometown their entire lives
Are there really any difference between the first 5 turn-offs you listed?

Posted: 2003-01-27 01:21pm
by Coaan
Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Zaia wrote: I am turned off by:

thoughtlessness
self-centered behaviour
stupidity
guys who don't listen well
impoliteness
smokers
guys without an appreciation for the arts
possessive guys who think they own me
guys who have no sense of adventure
guys who want to live in their hometown their entire lives
Are there really any difference between the first 5 turn-offs you listed?
I think that can all be summed up in one word...."Male"

Posted: 2003-01-27 01:29pm
by Zaia
Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Zaia wrote: I am turned off by:

thoughtlessness
self-centered behaviour
stupidity
guys who don't listen well
impoliteness
smokers
guys without an appreciation for the arts
possessive guys who think they own me
guys who have no sense of adventure
guys who want to live in their hometown their entire lives
Are there really any difference between the first 5 turn-offs you listed?
Sure. I've met guys who were incredibly stupid but were gentlemanly and very sweet. And I've met guys who think they're God's gift to women who've mastered the art of listening because that alone sometimes gets girls into bed. :roll:

And Ig, I understand the point that excessively hairy chicks aren't sexy, but he was talking about arm hair colour, not the amount of arm hair. I just find that a bit weird.

Posted: 2003-01-27 02:08pm
by Peregrin Toker
Zaia wrote: Sure. I've met guys who were incredibly stupid but were gentlemanly and very sweet. And I've met guys who think they're God's gift to women who've mastered the art of listening because that alone sometimes gets girls into bed. :roll:
I know both types.
And Ig, I understand the point that excessively hairy chicks aren't sexy, but he was talking about arm hair colour, not the amount of arm hair. I just find that a bit weird


It's not really different from guys who prefer some head hair colours over others for their potential girlfriends, is it??

Posted: 2003-01-27 04:30pm
by THEHOOLIGANJEDI
Crayz9000 wrote:Dyed redheads, boob jobs, anorexics, lardasses... I suppose that I just don't like people who feel that they're somehow deficient and wind up overcompensating.
I'll agree with that, and most things people have said.

I'm turned off by:
-Flat asses
-Prima Donnas
-High maintenance girls
-Submissive girls
-Manipulative girls
-Girls who think I'm stupid enough to think there "advances" they pretend on me work.
-Girls who make stupid copouts. (I've seen this sooo often :roll: )

That's just the Begining!

Posted: 2003-01-27 04:35pm
by THEHOOLIGANJEDI
Forgot

Girls who go for Bad Guys and loathe Good guys, because of that misconceptions about them.

BAD GUYS ARE BAD GUYS!!!! PERIOD!!!
They'll abuse you cheat on you, all the worst thing anybody could do to a person.


Nice Guys are not MANGINAS!!!

Shit, did I just say that out loud? :D

Posted: 2003-01-27 04:39pm
by Beowulf
Fat girls
skinny girls (note: there is an imbetween...)
flat chests
high maintence girls
stupid girls