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JediNeophyte wrote:Wait... I'm confused. Why would the firefighter who risked his life to help stop the fire be going to hell? Oh yeah, its Chick...
Because he hasn't accepted Jesus yet. Born-again mentality states that a person's good deeds don't get you into heaven. An evil man who accepts Jesus gets to go to heaven, but anyone in another religion or atheist goes straight to hell, no matter how good a person he/she was.
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Darth Servo wrote:
JediNeophyte wrote:Wait... I'm confused. Why would the firefighter who risked his life to help stop the fire be going to hell? Oh yeah, its Chick...
Because he hasn't accepted Jesus yet. Born-again mentality states that a person's good deeds don't get you into heaven. An evil man who accepts Jesus gets to go to heaven, but anyone in another religion or atheist goes straight to hell, no matter how good a person he/she was.
Yes, once again showing how just Chick's God is. :roll:
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neoolong wrote:
Darth Servo wrote:
JediNeophyte wrote:Wait... I'm confused. Why would the firefighter who risked his life to help stop the fire be going to hell? Oh yeah, its Chick...
Because he hasn't accepted Jesus yet. Born-again mentality states that a person's good deeds don't get you into heaven. An evil man who accepts Jesus gets to go to heaven, but anyone in another religion or atheist goes straight to hell, no matter how good a person he/she was.
Yes, once again showing how just Chick's God is. :roll:
I feel like I sincerely have to go and nail his ass to a griddle and watch him cook.
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