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you know now that we do have shrooms and serpents I really do have to name a group B.A.D.G.E.R.

just so we could have badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom, badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom, SNAKE, ooooh SNAKE

Its kinda hilarious to me that the OP which started it all gave us the chance to have compeltely aethistic non-superstitious educated folks and in a bid for insanity we all gave ourselves whacked out minorities.

CmdrWilkens wrote:Its kinda hilarious to me that the OP which started it all gave us the chance to have compeltely aethistic non-superstitious educated folks and in a bid for insanity we all gave ourselves whacked out minorities.

I didn't, I have a simple nice and diverse culture, the only groups I lack are Arabs of any kind but I do have a smattering of Turks and Persians.
Still trying to make time to come out of isolation.

I thought Beowulf took on playing for Boeing? Did he also claim to have Tu-160s as part of his stratobomer park?

Project Ringu eh? Treadstone now has some competition in the secret assasin making department .

Stas, who is that hot chick?

Stas Bush wrote:I thought Beowulf took on playing for Boeing? Did he
also claim to have Tu-160s as part of his stratobomer park?

Douglas produces many of the same products as Boeing, but it's not Boeing. Douglas "produced" the Tu-160s currently in service with the TXAF. The Tu-160s were used in the assault on Zablania.

Ah, I see. No problemo.

Stas, who is that hot chick?

My special ambassador to Lonestar, didn't you hear?

Say hello to an old friend of ours

EDIT: Because Zor pointed out this plot may be ambivalent, the Hitler still is what remains of a video transmission from Earth, picked up by accident. No, I will not have space nazis invading us

Ah yes. The Hitler message, that means over 60 light-years, right?

That could very well be.

But imagine what will happen in 10-20 years wen they start getting transmissions from US/USSR and other nations. Aren't our people going to start, um, asking questions?

I predict a massive upsurge of Scientific Creationism!

Stas Bush wrote:Ah yes. The Hitler message, that means over 60 light-years, right?

That could very well be.

Well, Zor didn't really give a concrete distance, so I decided to have a goofy sci-fi reference

Stas Bush wrote:But imagine what will happen in 10-20 years wen they start getting transmissions from US/USSR and other nations. Aren't our people going to start, um, asking questions?

Well, any transmission is going to be hopelessly garbled at that point. Even getting a Hitler still was an Act Of Plot on my side, the best we could hope for would be partially reconstructed pictures and/or single words or sentences.

Unless we have our scientists discover a "Terra-like" planet not very far from here, and start waxing poetic about how "There may be life there! It will be massively different from us, but there may be life!!!"

And then they pick up a car commercial

Stas Bush wrote:I predict a massive upsurge of Scientific Creationism!

EDIT: Oh...by the way, since Shroom used to dress his personal bodyguards in Nazi uniforms, do you think they'll notice the similarity and start wondering what this is all about?

Anyone have the in-universe date?

Scientific creationism my arse. Byzantium Science is based on firm experimental backing, and not crack pot theories.

Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:Scientific creationism my arse. Byzantium Science is based on firm experimental backing, and not crack pot theories.

What crack pot theories? Nova Terra was created wholesale by Q four years ago, this is not a crack pot theory

PeZook wrote:

Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:Scientific creationism my arse. Byzantium Science is based on firm experimental backing, and not crack pot theories.

What crack pot theories? Nova Terra was created wholesale by Q four years ago, this is not a crack pot theory

No firm experimental backing! Unless Q shows himself before all of them in some major Astrophysics/cosmology conference and all the theorists start tearing their hair out.

That will be hilarious though.

I wonder what I can say to placate these angry hordes of protesters who hate you, PeZook.

My planned speech is gonna honor PeZookia for all its contributions to the world and mention to the PeZookians how despite their nation's small size, the whole FUN - Shroomania included - looks up to their nation for leadership and guidance. How PeZookia has been instrumental in preventing an all-out world war from happening so many times in the past, and that now PeZookia is leading not only the FUN, but it is also working together with the MESS to conquer space. It is an epic achievement at international cooperation and friendship.

My speech will then mention that I am personally and humbly thanking the PeZookian people on behalf of Shroomania, the FUN, and the free people of the New World in helping us on the path of prosperity. And that the whole world stands by PeZookia and stands with it, shoulder to shoulder. That as brothers, we will help one another to realize a better future for us all.

Prime Minister Shroom is, despite his insanity, a very idealistic man and the whole FUN was formed because his idealism was contagious. Perhaps I shall infect more people with idealism.

The university is probably gonna be filled to the brim with these protester types.

Also, I am gonna mention how PeZookia has achieved so much despite being so small, and how far more powerful and larger nations (*cough* Shepnukistan *cough*) have only succeeded in nearly bringing the world to ruin. Yet, despite the mistakes of these so-called Imperiums, PeZookia and all of us have worked together to make sure that all people will have a tomorrow to look forward to.



Do you think that will be enough to get the PeZookian protesters teary-eyed?

Depends on what exact words you use, but yeah. I think this will cut it

The animal rights nuts will probably still protest the second chimp we're gonna stick into a rocket and launch into space, but, well...

They're animal rights nuts

One of the scenes I shall plan for my visit (which I shall write tomorrow) includes me going down to actually talk to the head honcho of those 'normal' PeZookian protesters. Then we strike a meaningful discourse, and then an animal rights protester calls me a "MEAT MURDERER MANG!" and hurls a human kidney at me.

Then the Normal Protester Honcho goes "Hey! I was talking to the Prime Minister!" and then the norms and the animal rights protesters duke it out!

What does the Byzantine Emperor expect when he visits PeZookia after he deals with the Crusaders?

Shroom Man 777 wrote:One of the scenes I shall plan for my visit (which I shall write tomorrow) includes me going down to actually talk to the head honcho of those 'normal' PeZookian protesters. Then we strike a meaningful discourse, and then an animal rights protester calls me a "MEAT MURDERER MANG!" and hurls a human kidney at me.

Is he, by any chance, going to be a Shroomanian?

Shroom Man 777 wrote:Then the Normal Protester Honcho goes "Hey! I was talking to the Prime Minister!" and then the norms and the animal rights protesters duke it out!

Divide and conquer!

Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:What does the Byzantine Emperor expect when he visits PeZookia after he deals with the Crusaders?

Well...I'm not sure. A lecture, personal conversation and an ISCA shipyards visit is a given...what would you like to see besides that?

I could have Baylor send in a FIA man to throw a kidney at me, yeah, and incite some pissery. And he wouldn't even inform me, that magnificent frostbitten bastard

Also, it will be an incredible discovery of the PM when he finds that the blue collar dockyard area of Astoria is, like, also a own fruity happy and gay zone in normally prudish PeZookia. It would be a total dissonance, but not so much though. More like a pleasant surprise

PeZook wrote:Well...I'm not sure. A lecture, personal conversation and an ISCA shipyards visit is a given...what would you like to see besides that?

Perhaps a debate with that crackpot scientist?

Shroom Man 777 wrote:I could have Baylor send in a FIA man to throw a kidney at me, yeah, and incite some pissery. And he wouldn't even inform me, that magnificent frostbitten bastard

Or he could just be a guest protester

Shroom Man 777 wrote:Also, it will be an incredible discovery of the PM when he finds that the blue collar dockyard area of Astoria is, like, also a own fruity happy and gay zone in normally prudish PeZookia. It would be a total dissonance, but not so much though. More like a pleasant surprise

Astoria is landlocked - it doesn't have a dockyard area

Fingolfin_Noldor wrote: Perhaps a debate with that crackpot scientist? Very Happy

Which one?

There the guy who says that Terra was created in the last four years and there's the LOLbertarian economist with a doctorate in liberal arts.

PeZook wrote:Which one?

There the guy who says that Terra was created in the last four years and there's the LOLbertarian economist with a doctorate in liberal arts.

The creationist.

Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:

PeZook wrote:Which one?

There the guy who says that Terra was created in the last four years and there's the LOLbertarian economist with a doctorate in liberal arts.

The creationist.

Consider it done

Though he is a statistician, mind you. This is going to be a boring debate