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Jesus fucking Christ. That's an insane amount of cholesterol.

Dalton wrote:This is Lumberjack food.

Do not dare call that shit Lumberjack food! That shit is unfit to feed even to ROACHES.

And some people wonder why I cook all my food from scratch...

Cap'n Hector wrote:And some people wonder why I cook all my food from scratch...

Do you? Wow... I wish I were like you... then I could have good food every day.

*Billie takes one bite and collapses* "QUICK GET THE DEFIBULATOR!"
"charge it"*yeeeeeoooooon*
"CLEAR" *thud*
"CLEAR" *thud*
*flatline*

Call it

Damn. You could probably get a heart attack just looking at the damn thing.

Over here in Belfast we have Ulster Frys that probobly contain just as much fat and shit. But atleast an Ulster Fry looks appealing and has some taste. I never eat micro-wave food and that product is a good reason why.

There is some type of food just as worst here in quebec its called poutine it consist of extra-greasy french fries hot sauce and cheese, and it looks like someone took a dump in a bowl.

Gah, you people are all wimps. It just needs some ketchup.

"I'm a little bias because I fear eggs in general, but I've certainly seen enough of them to know that these eggs have some serious issues. I'd like to sit down with the eggs - I'd like to discuss these issues with them. I feel I can offer some newfound hope to these poor eggs, which even while next to sausagey dog shit, still manage to look creepy. I wish the eggs would listen to me, talk to me, but my prayers fall on deaf ears. I still pity the eggs despite their noncommunication, because but for a slight twist of fate, they could've clucked and eaten seeds. Now they live in my lid-shut trash can, a realm as dark as their unforgiving hearts. They will never see the light of day again, and shant be reheated. The eggs are gone forever now, and I salute their poor mother. Poor mother, I salute. I really hope I haven't inadvertently eaten you along the way.
"

XaLEv wrote:Gah, you people are all wimps. It just needs some ketchup.

Don't forget cheese.

It's not that i'm a wimp it's just that i have trouble eatting food that looks the same coming out as it did going in.

Darth Pounder wrote:It's not that i'm a wimp it's just that i have trouble eatting food that looks the same coming out as it did going in.

*Giggles uncontrollably.*

I've eaten that much before for one summer when I was working on a slashing crew. But it didn't come out of a box.

XPViking

just a thought here if people are stupid enough to sue Mcdonalds for "making" them fat will swanson have to prepare itself for a wrongful death suit??????

Darth Pounder wrote:It's not that i'm a wimp it's just that i have trouble eatting food that looks the same coming out as it did going in.

You mean "same going in as it will going out?" ROFL!