Am I A Pervert?! (Question for the Ladies)

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-02-24 03:36pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Gandalf wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:On this board, that would hardly mark you as a pervert.
What the hell would you need to be a pervert here?
One name: RayCav.

who is RayCav????

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-02-24 03:39pm

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote: With Hiroko, it was not light by any standards. She learned the scissor hold for the same thing Xenia Onatopp used it for, as a form of attack. But she never cracked ribs, and only KO'd me twice, both times accidentally.

Sex with Hiroko was like an extreme sport -- big rush at the end, and then relief that you survived it.

Hmm, sounds fun.

With this new information, I'm thinking that yes, that qualifies you for the position of Hentai. Welcome to the club.

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-02-24 03:46pm

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:With Hiroko, it was not light by any standards. She learned the scissor hold for the same thing Xenia Onatopp used it for, as a form of attack. But she never cracked ribs, and only KO'd me twice, both times accidentally.

Sex with Hiroko was like an extreme sport -- big rush at the end, and then relief that you survived it.

I'm wondering how much physical damage a person is expected to sustain before they cross that fine line between the pleasure of sex and the pleasure of pain.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-02-24 04:19pm

Darksider wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Gandalf wrote: What the hell would you need to be a pervert here?
One name: RayCav.

who is RayCav????

Gah! The name has been mentioned twice! RayCav was one sick motherfucker who took stuff like dominatrix to whole NEW levels. At least that's what I remember.

As I finished that statment I remembered reading a short story by a friend of mine. It was something like that, damn that girl is fucked up...anyway.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-02-24 04:24pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:
Gah! The name has been mentioned twice! RayCav was one sick motherfucker who took stuff like dominatrix to whole NEW levels. At least that's what I remember.

As I finished that statment I remembered reading a short story by a friend of mine. It was something like that, damn that girl is fucked up...anyway.

Be thankful you knowno this name, for he was vile and disgusting during his forcibly shortened stay on this board.

Knock it off with the extra quote chains ~ Stormbringer

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-02-24 04:33pm

Singular Quartet wrote:Be thankful you knowno this name, for he was vile and disgusting during his forcibly shortened stay on this board.

i just read a topic in the OT forum asking if they should un-ban that guy and well from a few descriptions of a fanfic that he wrote (one that from what it sounds like would drive me insane for all eternity) he sounds like a certifie nutcase

Knock it off with the long quote chains ~ Stormbringer

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-02-24 04:48pm

I used to date a girl who would do the squeezing thing. We were arguing one night in a friendly way. I was insulting her singing or something so she pushed me. We were standing and i pushed her back all of a sudden she flung her self back and wrapped her legs arround me waist and squeezed. After i swallowed my intestines back down we laughed about it. I only put up with her shit and her kids coz she had a tounge ring and knew how to use it.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-02-24 07:01pm

Singular Quartet wrote:Be thankful you knowno this name, for he was vile and disgusting during his forcibly shortened stay on this board.

I was around here when RayCav was...heck, I think I was here before him.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-02-24 08:37pm

Raoul, I'm hurt. You didn't say anything about a female actually replying to you!

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-02-24 11:40pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:Raoul, I'm hurt. You didn't say anything about a female actually replying to you!

Aw, I'm sorry, Kelly... I wasn't ignorin' ya schweet'art. I'm glad you don't think I'm a pervo.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-02-24 11:42pm

Now if only I could find another girl who enjoyed doing the squeeze bit as much as Hiroko did... oh, well.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-02-26 02:37pm

I can get you the number of a women whos up for thr squeezing thing. The only problem is that she's 40 odds and her 2 children are complete brats.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-02-26 06:46pm

Darth Pounder wrote:I can get you the number of a women whos up for thr squeezing thing. The only problem is that she's 40 odds and her 2 children are complete brats.

Cool deal... as long as she's fit and not too fragile, she should survive association with me. Fill me in on her stats, and how good she would be at the squeezing bit. Kids I can handle -- that's what chloroform is for.

Shaka[Zulu] · Post by **Shaka[Zulu]** » 2003-02-26 10:24pm

man o man... I knew I shouldn'tve gone on that usenet hentai binge last night... this whole thread is gonna keep me messed up for the next day (been in agony from the binge all day... every girl I see makes me want to ummm... experiment)