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Tragic wrote:Now why did your bitchass gotta get up in this?? Was i talking to you?

Why is my "bitchass" getting "up in this"? Speak that was on the street, fucknut, where it has some effect. Typing it out on an internet discussion board just makes you look like an even bigger fucktard than you made yourself out to be with your obvious reading comprehension problems over Frank's post.

As for porn, there's little worse than a bad cumshot. If it kind of just sort of dribbles out, you have to think, "Geez ... couldn't have been too exciting ..." Of course, ugly participants are one of the worse things.

RedImperator wrote:I think the pictures speak for themselves.

For the first set: bah.

For the second set: right-click, right-click, right-click...

In other words, I agree.

Oh, I can hear it now, but I gotta ask this.

Is this the stupidest looking whore or what? I just want to slap that look off her face. And no, just because I'm queer doesn't mean I hate women. This one just pissed me off looking at her.

Damn, she looks bored as hell.

All of the above. Why do porn producers continue to do things that are so detested in their porn movies?

The reason I don't watch a lot of porn is the money shots. Goddamn, in every fucking one, some dude is plowing away, then, at the last minute, starts jerking HIMSELF off??? WTF??

Did the idiot forget he has a girl there? Why isn't SHE doing it? For fuck's sake...

Frank Hipper wrote:In gay porn, you rarely if ever get ugly participants, sometimes the money shots are a little underwhelming, the music ALWAYS sucks, and I kinda like that "deer in the headlights" look at the camera. I feel sorry for straight guys, your porn sucks. I'm beginning to understand the appeal lesbian action has for you, now that I think about it. I mean, I know how I'd feel if there was a big ugly woman in MY pornos. Blecchh!

Yes, what you said.
Music is always ultra-cheesy...
Though I once stumbled across one with a big, fat ugly guy... Yuck...

That would be hedgehog himself, Ron Jeremy

Darth Fanboy wrote:That would be hedgehog himself, Ron Jeremy

As long as he isn't doing gay porn yet (May the Maker have mercy!), he wasn't

i agree with everything red imperator said.

(someone take a picture, this wont happen too often. )

salm wrote:i agree with everything red imperator said.

(someone take a picture, this wont happen too often. )

Also in the news today, Star Trek producers Rick Bergman and Brannon Braga held a press conference where they publically apologized for the state of the franchise. "It's all our fault," said Berman. "I can't believe Paramount didn't fire us years ago." Added Braga, "The only consolation is that judging by our ratings, almost nobody was watching this shit." The two were then led out to the 50 yard line of Giants stadium and voluntarily flogged for four hours in front of a capacity crowd of 65,000 as pennance.

This just in, the National Weather Service has issued a severe winter storm warning for the City of Dis and the surrounding Infernal Regions....

Insomniac Anders mode engaged...

Can I just say that the Girls Kissing site fucking rocks?

My advice: Get on Kazaa and run a search for "Luna Lane Creampie". Good stuff.

weemadando wrote:Insomniac Anders mode engaged...

Can I just say that the Girls Kissing site fucking rocks?

All the galleries used to be free. Now they want $50 a year.

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:*Watches as GALE force prepares to flame* Something wicked this way comes...

*Tosses FURRY gay porn onto SDN, causing everyone to go screaming,
and clawing their eyes out*

Gotta love Google....hee hee

Lord Poe wrote:The reason I don't watch a lot of porn is the money shots.

By the time the money shot comes around, neither Rebecca or I are in a position to see the TV any more anyway, so what difference does it make?

Goddamn, in every fucking one, some dude is plowing away, then, at the last minute, starts jerking HIMSELF off??? WTF??

Did the idiot forget he has a girl there? Why isn't SHE doing it? For fuck's sake...

Actually, the handjob is worthless. Don't get me wrong; I appreciate the fact that a woman will actually try to help a man get off in that manner, but if you're going to be palm-fucking, you'll do a better job with your own palm. A woman has her mouth, her pussy, and her ass; given all of those choices, going for her hand doesn't make any sense at all.

I don't do it that often, but when I've pulled out and spewed, I control the firehose myself.

Darth Wong wrote:Actually, the handjob is worthless. Don't get me wrong; I appreciate the fact that a woman will actually try to help a man get off in that manner, but if you're going to be palm-fucking, you'll do a better job with your own palm. A woman has her mouth, her pussy, and her ass; given all of those choices, going for her hand doesn't make any sense at all.

"Don't twist it-it's not a bottlecap! It's a dick: up and down!!"

--- Andrew Dice Clay

I don't do it that often, but when I've pulled out and spewed, I control the firehose myself.

You have a point!

MKSheppard wrote:

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:*Watches as GALE force prepares to flame* Something wicked this way comes...

*Tosses FURRY gay porn onto SDN, causing everyone to go screaming,
and clawing their eyes out*

Gotta love Google....hee hee

YOU...SICK...BASTARD!!!

Furry, sign of the impending nonapocalypse.

Furries are sexy. Can't argue with a guy covered in solky soft fur and an 8 inch dick.

kojikun wrote:Furries are sexy. Can't argue with a guy covered in solky soft fur and an 8 inch dick.

Believe it or not, I can.

RedImperator wrote:

kojikun wrote:Furries are sexy. Can't argue with a guy covered in solky soft fur and an 8 inch dick.

Believe it or not, I can.

I don't care whether Mr. Bunny is stickin' it to Mr. Squirrel or Miss Squirrel, it's wrong, wrong, terribly wrong. Blecchh!

Frank Hipper wrote:

RedImperator wrote:

kojikun wrote:Furries are sexy. Can't argue with a guy covered in solky soft fur and an 8 inch dick.

Believe it or not, I can.

I don't care whether Mr. Bunny is stickin' it to Mr. Squirrel or Miss Squirrel, it's wrong, wrong, terribly wrong. Blecchh!

I don't get my rocks off watching stray cats hump in the yard. That's probably why I don't understand the appeal of furries.

I pick 1 and 2. It's porn!!! You're supposed to get turned on, not scarred for life!

OK! NO MORE FURRY TALK OR I WILL POST THE BEAN PIC!