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Whats the problem with buying porn. I hit the shop at about 7:30 when most shops in my area are about to close, I wait till the shop is completely empty then i just grab a mag and take it up to the counter. I've been buying porn since i was old enough to reach the shelf, about 16 considering i was a shortie for a logn time. It got a wee bit embarassign when i started buying gay porn mags with my normal mag the ole doll on the counter started tutting.

Enforcer Talen wrote:just out of curiousity, I ran a search for porn on the sd.net engine -

Search found 1640 matches.

rather low, from what I know of you people. your losing your touch!

That only works for the actual word. Put in sex, and anal and see how many hits you get.

RogueIce wrote:Well, as a newly minted 18 year old, I thought I'd ask the "old hands" (no pun intended) how you get by the guilt trip buying a porno mag can produce.

I mean, with the covers and everything on them, it practically announces to the whole store what you're buying, causing people to stare at the dirty old man/horny young teen buying the skin mag. So, how do you get over it?

And don't tell me the Internet. I want In Store Advice. DG_Cal_Wright already made the observation that there's no guilt in pushing the "over 18" button in the chat.

Jeez. I turned 18 a few years back, and I face the same problems/paranoia when buy it. Esp. if there is a woman and more so when she's hot. I don't like buying from people who are white or Black and are Americans because they are liable to make a comment to me, when I don't really need to hear one. So I go to conveniant stores that are owned by Asians, they dont give a shit about (or give you any shit about it). Buut your best bet esp. if you want to buy vids are Porn shops and Adult bookstores, no shane whatsoever, just make sure no one is watching you enter or leave the store.(esp. peeps you know)

THEHOOLIGANJEDI wrote:...just make sure no one is watching you enter or leave the store.(esp. peeps you know)

That's my problem. I have developed the reputation of the ultimate goodytwoshows nice guy. Which is probably why I have such trouble with the opposite sex, in terms of getting to go out with them (they just love me as a friend though... ).

They, of course, have no idea this board exists, nor of my persona here.

RogueIce wrote:

THEHOOLIGANJEDI wrote:...just make sure no one is watching you enter or leave the store.(esp. peeps you know)

That's my problem. I have developed the reputation of the ultimate goodytwoshows nice guy. Which is probably why I have such trouble with the opposite sex, in terms of getting to go out with them (they just love me as a friend though... ).

They, of course, have no idea this board exists, nor of my persona here.

damn that sucks, I would say I had a similar image but with a bit of an edge. There were girls who I think were interested with me but I failed to follow up because I am very shy and dismiss my possible intuition/empathic abilities as irrational dillusions.

As for going into porn shops, making sure no one is watching as you enter is easy for me based on how my town (or in the case of the porn shop I got to) adjacent town, is zoned. How is your town like? is it a mostly liberal town, like mine?

As former Indiana Head Coach Bobby Knight once said, "If you're going to get raped, at least try and enjoy it...."

OK, so that might not be the best analogy. Ol' Bobby is kind of an asshole, but Knight had a point with that dumbass quote. Sure, everything might seem all wrong. Sure, everything might seem shitty. You could be making the biggest mistake of your life buying porn, for all you know. Who knows what sort of perverse road you might be marching down. But damn it, do it with a smile! Leave the counter girl your phone number, if you have to. Just get the job done. You never know, five, ten years down the road you might look back on this moment with PRIDE, knowing what you overcame. Just get it done, and the rest will take care of itself.

Ha! that's a funny quote coming from a dickhole like him. With my twisted sense of Humor I might put that in my sig.

I get embarrassed buying Disney DVDs. I'm not sure what I'd do if I had to buy pron.

Wicked Pilot wrote:I get embarrassed buying Disney DVDs. I'm not sure what I'd do if I had to buy pron.

I'd be embarrassed buying Disney DVDs too, with the sole exception of Beauty and the Beast. I don't give a damn what you say, it was a good movie!

Oh, and I guess Remember the Titans, since it was technically Disney, but not sure if it was the "true" Disney DVD thing.

anarchistbunny wrote:Goto an all pornography store. Everyone their is their for the same reason as you.

Exactly hee hee

RogueIce wrote:I'd be embarrassed buying Disney DVDs too, with the sole exception of Beauty and the Beast.

Hey, that was a damn fine movie! It was great on so many levels.

Wicked Pilot wrote:

RogueIce wrote:...Beauty and the Beast.

Hey, that was a damn fine movie! It was great on so many levels.

I'm not disagreeing, which is why it's the sole exception.

Wicked Pilot wrote:I get embarrassed buying Disney DVDs. I'm not sure what I'd do if I had to buy pron.

Duh. Do it at the same time. It'll make you look badass. Like me.

neoolong wrote:Duh. Do it at the same time.

That sound's like something Michael Jackson would do.

Wicked Pilot wrote:

neoolong wrote:Duh. Do it at the same time.

That sound's like something Michael Jackson would do.

Only if I got child porn, or I used the Disney movies to get little kids to come with me. But that just ain't right.

neoolong wrote:

Wicked Pilot wrote:

neoolong wrote:Duh. Do it at the same time.

That sound's like something Michael Jackson would do.

Only if I got child porn, or I used the Disney movies to get little kids to come with me. But that just ain't right.

Nah...I say he uses them like some scented lure.

Either way...one shouldn't care about if you are or not buying porn.

I mean you're of an adult age...they allow it of your own free will, just because half of America is a repressed prude that can stomach bloody head exploding before a chick's boob...fuck em and enjoy your porn.

Enforcer Talen wrote:just out of curiousity, I ran a search for porn on the sd.net engine -

Search found 1640 matches.

rather low, from what I know of you people. your losing your touch!

Try searching for it's variants, too; pron and pr0n.

If you're going to buy porn, just do it. No use worrying about the other people; it just adds stress to your life.

hmm... i don´t have any problems buying porn but i actually never do it (only an occasional mag when i go on vacation with friends, it´s sort of a tradition).
but, hey, what´s the problem? just try it, you might turn red and the people at the magazine shop might give you a strange look, but they´re not going to rip your head of or anything like that.

getting red, stared at and asked for your ID is the only thing that might happen. nothin lethal or anything.

GOGOGO and get your porn now!

I have no shame, however, I usually download stuff of the net rather than buy it.