Posted: 2003-03-05 01:01pm
Hehe, I know a kid who drove a forklift straight through a convertible while working at a plant nursery and had to take a drug test because of it. 

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Ive seen warehouses that use small electric powered vehicles to move down long passages where a forklift cant fit, isnt allowed, or is overly expensive. Again, its for picking smaller items. Not everything in a warehouse requires a forlift. Ive worked in warehouses where we only needed a forklift 10-20% of the time.Even more reason to use a forklift. Those things can move pretty fast when you put your foot down, and there's no reason to go spelunking in a huge warehouse unless you plan to bring something back, which requires the forklift.
So? The Segway P.O.S. would still be worthless in those situations.TrailerParkJawa wrote:Ive seen warehouses that use small electric powered vehicles to move down long passages where a forklift cant fit, isnt allowed, or is overly expensive. Again, its for picking smaller items. Not everything in a warehouse requires a forlift. Ive worked in warehouses where we only needed a forklift 10-20% of the time.
Why?Darth Servo wrote:So? The Segway P.O.S. would still be worthless in those situations.TrailerParkJawa wrote:Ive seen warehouses that use small electric powered vehicles to move down long passages where a forklift cant fit, isnt allowed, or is overly expensive. Again, its for picking smaller items. Not everything in a warehouse requires a forlift. Ive worked in warehouses where we only needed a forklift 10-20% of the time.
I wouldn't say worthless. It is just too expensive to be practical. In a sense, it is worth too much to be used in that way.TrailerParkJawa wrote:Why?Darth Servo wrote:So? The Segway P.O.S. would still be worthless in those situations.TrailerParkJawa wrote:Ive seen warehouses that use small electric powered vehicles to move down long passages where a forklift cant fit, isnt allowed, or is overly expensive. Again, its for picking smaller items. Not everything in a warehouse requires a forlift. Ive worked in warehouses where we only needed a forklift 10-20% of the time.
I personally think a bicycle with a basket is more practical and economic solution but I would not say the Segway is worthless.
In case you didn't notice, the thing has a cargo capacity of precisely ZERO. Therefore, it's worthless in a warehouse.neoolong wrote:I wouldn't say worthless. It is just too expensive to be practical. In a sense, it is worth too much to be used in that way.
So? Not everybody that works in a warehouse has to haul cargo. And it's quicker to have them use something rather than have to know how to drive a forklift.Darth Servo wrote:In case you didn't notice, the thing has a cargo capacity of precisely ZERO. Therefore, it's worthless in a warehouse.neoolong wrote:I wouldn't say worthless. It is just too expensive to be practical. In a sense, it is worth too much to be used in that way.
You've obviously never worked long shifts in places with warehouses.Darth Wong wrote: Even more reason to use a forklift. Those things can move pretty fast when you put your foot down, and there's no reason to go spelunking in a huge warehouse unless you plan to bring something back, which requires the forklift.
Well, not quite. It can carry your briefcase.Darth Servo wrote:In case you didn't notice, the thing has a cargo capacity of precisely ZERO. Therefore, it's worthless in a warehouse.neoolong wrote:I wouldn't say worthless. It is just too expensive to be practical. In a sense, it is worth too much to be used in that way.
Ah...racing pallet jacks is exhilerating, but quite dangerous. Especially as you turn the corner and clip a box with a 32" TV inside and tumble head over heels as the jack comes to a halt.weemadando wrote: You've obviously never worked long shifts in places with warehouses.
Spelunking about on forklifts, handcarts (dangerous but fun) and other things is a great time killer.
Then you use bikes, like they do now. Like some manufacturer is gg to spend $5K on a fragile POS that'll only add to expense, replacement, and safety woes, for a foreman to ride around on when they can get a crap bike for $50.MKSheppard wrote:What about really, really big warehouses? I'm talking about Huuuge onesDarth Wong wrote: I would prefer a forklift in a warehouse, unless you figure the average person can lift a one ton skid and carry it with him on this thing.
where it becomes necessary to use bikes to move from one point to
another efficiently
Yeah, this was the whole "IT" thing. I laughed my ass off when we finally saw what is was. I heard its kinda fun to drive, but Id never get one. 5K is fucking lot of money.AylaKat wrote:Segway motorized cart... was this the "IT" thing tha was all over the news, that was a huge secret but the invention was really obvious and the rich offered all kinds of money to develop it?
Young kids are not going to ride it either, when they can make on of those powered skate board things. They cant be too expensive right?closet sci-fi fan wrote:Yeah, at 5k I think I'll stick to my bike or stay on foot.
When the article about the Segway scooter first came out, I commented that the inventor has obviously never been to Canada.XPViking wrote:I also heard that mailman aren't too keen on the Segway in cold weather since "you end up like a frozen popsicle". I think that was in Business Week.
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Around here, they attach old weedwhacker motors to scooters and ride them around at all hours of the night. You can hear the fucking things coming and going all the way up the street.TrailerParkJawa wrote:Young kids are not going to ride it either, when they can make on of those powered skate board things. They cant be too expensive right?closet sci-fi fan wrote:Yeah, at 5k I think I'll stick to my bike or stay on foot.
That's great, and they couldn't have just developed that instead of the Segway because...?Alyeska wrote:Tollerant you people are not.
The Segway is actually very important because of its egineering and computer control systems. Because of technology pioneered for civilian aplication in the Segway, newer wheelchair type systems are being developed that will give people who do not have the use of their legs greater mobility. They are already developing a wheelchair that can climb flights of stairs and raise from 4 wheels to 2 and bring the person to eye level with standing people.
Oh for fucks sake! For what purpose? Fucktard inventor, trying to find a niche that will recoupe his fast mounting losses, when in doubt get a government contract!TrailerParkJawa wrote:They just ran a news clip on TechTV. Dean Kane wants to sell a "military" version of the Segway? WTF??????????
Yep, the speculation at the time was that it was going to be an Aircar, or maybe a replacement code and veiwer for the net (among other suggestions floated at the time0, instead we get an underpowered, self-stabilising scooter for people with too little stamina and too much money.AylaKat wrote:Segway motorized cart... was this the "IT" thing tha was all over the news, that was a huge secret but the invention was really obvious and the rich offered all kinds of money to develop it?
He also wants environmental tax credits.Rob Wilson wrote:Oh for fucks sake! For what purpose? Fucktard inventor, trying to find a niche that will recoupe his fast mounting losses, when in doubt get a government contract!TrailerParkJawa wrote:They just ran a news clip on TechTV. Dean Kane wants to sell a "military" version of the Segway? WTF??????????