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Alyrium Denryle wrote:

neoolong wrote:

NF_Utvol wrote:It was a feeble attempt at humor. I thought star wars, and Ewok was the first thing that popped in my mind, so, I put it...

Would you rather me say Boosk, Greedo, and the 8 boobed chick in Jabba's palace?

See that's the problem. When Star Wars and porn comes up, you don't think Amidala, nor Leia, nor a Twil'lek. No, you think Ewok.

That is disturbing.

Personally when I think of Star Wars Porn, I think of Obi Wan(Ewan McGregor Obi, NOT Sir Alec Guiness(sp) *shudder*) and Darth Maul going at it

Boing!!! I remember that pic too... *BOING!!!*

Gee thanks for the thread hijack Nf-Utvol!

Alyrium Denryle wrote:

neoolong wrote:

NF_Utvol wrote:It was a feeble attempt at humor. I thought star wars, and Ewok was the first thing that popped in my mind, so, I put it...

Would you rather me say Boosk, Greedo, and the 8 boobed chick in Jabba's palace?

See that's the problem. When Star Wars and porn comes up, you don't think Amidala, nor Leia, nor a Twil'lek. No, you think Ewok.

That is disturbing.

Personally when I think of Star Wars Porn, I think of Obi Wan(Ewan McGregor Obi, NOT Sir Alec Guiness(sp) *shudder*) and Darth Maul going at it

Well that would have been okay too. But Ewok?

1 Million: Collage, house, computer, same stuff as everyone else

100 million: The above on a larger scale, plus some heavy investment

1 billion: The above, but I'm also going to buy up some USN vessels to make sure they're preserved. Then I'd buy an island in the pacific off the French then get some older military aircraft, Mirage III's, MiG-29, to play around with.

100 billion: I'm buying the UAE, or at least one of its sheikdoms. I'm also going to talk the Russians out of a small army of modern equipment, then I'm going to invade another small country for my own amusement. I'd also buy the rights to Star Trek and a few other franchises I'd like to see dead or done differently.

Total Credit Card bills: $10,000.00
Total pending College bills: $5,000.00

Fat new SUV: $25,000.00
Trim new mororcycle: $10,000.00

Then? Live large... enjoy the feeling of not having to work at all.

With a BILLION everthing changes--

That's when I get my surplus Tarawa class amphib assault ship and become a citizen of the world at large...

Should I somehow aquire a billion dollars, the creepy lawn gnomes will be replaced by Lawn Gnomes of death(ie, they have auto tracking and lasers built into their eyes) Other than that...nothing changes

Buy unearthly amounts of anime merchandise, of course. What else you're supposed to do with money?

Buy a new office.

SHODAN wrote:Buy unearthly amounts of anime merchandise, of course. What else you're supposed to do with money?

Reminds me of somthing else to add to my 100 billion list; Buy a couple SS-27 regiments off Russia and use them to force Japan to cease anime production, or at least rid of it al mecha scum.

Put it in the bank, live off the intrest, never work again unless I wanted to.

Anything <$10K is going towards bills.

10-100K blow 10%, 40% for new car, down payment on a new house, invest 50%

100K-1M same as above, but blow a little more, and spread quite a bit around to my friends and family, college trusts for the cousins

10M-100M Wee, this is where it starts getting really fun. I'd set up some trusts to support various creative arts and some pet ideas of mine. Yearly parties for all my friends, airfare provided. Meet Drewcifer in Micronesia!

1B+!! Well, everyone here gets a Lego Stardestroyer Make some movies, change the world (free college for all!), that kind of stuff. Go to space. And some killer practical jokes, like buy ALL of the Superbowl commerical time to play the clip of "My Little Buttercup" from The Three Amigos over and over again.

No matter how much it is for me it would go to my world domination plan, that basicly covers everything I would need.

a dryer
a new computer
go on a one year holliday with friends and tour the world
party a lot
get sound isolating windows in my appartement
improve my 8m X 8m balcony
get a churrasco on my balcony

If i had a million quid i'd buy my mum and dad a nice house in Holywood, which is a wee town just outside Belfast not the movie place.

I'd then take over my current house and terrorise my neighbours with week long parties and lots of heavy metal played REAL LOUD.

I'd quit my job as i hate working. Maybe i'd buy into the computer business 2 mates of mine just set up.

I'd buy a new wardrobe as i hate my clothes but can't afford anything better.

I'd get all the CDs i always wanted but couldn't afford.

I'd donate a good 100,000 of it to Lukemia research.

If i got more than a million i'd never spend another day sober again.


My best idea was to rent out the Belfast Hilton and invite and pay for all the SD.Net members to come over for a party. but not the ones i don't like i'd be makign contracts out for them and you know who you are.

Darth Pounder wrote: If i got more than a million i'd never spend another day sober again.

oh yeah, i completely forgot about that one. i´d probably move to amsterdam.

Tuition first. Then porn, and then video games. Hey, there's only so much porn in the world, you know. If anything's left, I put it in a bank and let the money grow.

I'd make a kick-ass movie or TV show, like Bab5 but with my own universe. And also negotiate with Lucas to have the Zahn trilogy made into a movie trilogy, using the best uber-animation that can be developed to stand in for the aging stars.