How much would you pay for Britney Spears Porn?

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Cap'n Hector wrote:I'd pay $150 to have it trucked away from my house to a toxic waste facility...
What's this that I see on your porn server? :twisted:
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I wouldn't pay a penny. I'd simply wait for some moron to pay a few hundred and post the pics online.
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A quarter of a cent. Rounded appropriately...
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Sokar wrote:Was cruising about and found this :arrow: http://www.britneydoesanna.com/

Now admittedly, its gotta be fake, thought the look alikes they found are damned convincing, especially if you disconnet your brain while looking 8)

I was wondering , what would you pay for honest to goodness Britney Spears porn? Personally I'd go as high as 200.00 bucks for the real thing, underground style. If she did it with Vivid or somesuch, I'd still pay over 100 for it....but them I'm a perv.
Shit , I'd cut off a finger to see her and Jenna Jameson do a lesbian scene.....

What do you all think?
I wouldn't pay a penny for it. If I was of the inclination, I'd steal it off some p2p network.
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I wouldn't pay a cent, rather I would pay some cash for some one to do a Nancy Karigan on Britney. Way back when, she was a cute kid. Now she is a walking barbie doll with the personality of a 100 pounds of plastic.

My horror is, if she lasts as long as Maddona. :shock: :x :evil: :cry:
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Knife wrote:I wouldn't pay a cent, rather I would pay some cash for some one to do a Nancy Karigan on Britney. Way back when, she was a cute kid. Now she is a walking barbie doll with the personality of a 100 pounds of plastic.

My horror is, if she lasts as long as Maddona. :shock: :x :evil: :cry:
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Nothing. Without makeup she looks like a trailer park crackhead.
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Not a dime.

Now, if we're talking about Halle Berry's porn....
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Sokar wrote:Was cruising about and found this :arrow: http://www.britneydoesanna.com/

Now admittedly, its gotta be fake, thought the look alikes they found are damned convincing, especially if you disconnet your brain while looking 8)
I'm convinced that everyone watching it knows that it's some lookalikes they've hired.
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I'm convinced that the biggest problem with Britney isn't her looks it's her attitude. She's hot but it's her hypocritical attitude that bugs the hell out me and seemingly most people. Of course the fact that she has the brains of a Barbie doll probably doesn't help that any.
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Stormbringer wrote:I'm convinced that the biggest problem with Britney isn't her looks it's her attitude. She's hot but it's her hypocritical attitude that bugs the hell out me and seemingly most people. Of course the fact that she has the brains of a Barbie doll probably doesn't help that any.
The brains thing might be a problem... although it might be an act.

The hypocritical thing isn't a problem for me at least, because she's an entertainer; she's simply trying to market an image to a particular set of drooling fans (of which I'm not a part of). Its like Howard Stern, who puts on a big act; its the image he's trying to sell. Personally, I can't hold it against her for not making me her intented market.
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Beowulf wrote:
Cap'n Hector wrote:I'd pay $150 to have it trucked away from my house to a toxic waste facility...
What's this that I see on your porn server? :twisted:
Thousands of pics, and not a one of any teen pop star. And you owe me for this month's access... :wink:
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Stormbringer wrote:I'm convinced that the biggest problem with Britney isn't her looks it's her attitude. She's hot but it's her hypocritical attitude that bugs the hell out me and seemingly most people. Of course the fact that she has the brains of a Barbie doll probably doesn't help that any.
HEY thats insulting for Barbie she may be a dumb blond but she`s more intelligent than Britney. :mrgreen:
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Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:Not a dime.

Now, if we're talking about Halle Berry's porn....
Now THAT I'd pay for! :D
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Zoink wrote:The brains thing might be a problem... although it might be an act.
If she could act that well I doubt she'd have done so horrribly in that movie she did. (I never watched it but some how I don't think ALL the critics could be wrong).
Zoink wrote:The hypocritical thing isn't a problem for me at least, because she's an entertainer; she's simply trying to market an image to a particular set of drooling fans (of which I'm not a part of). Its like Howard Stern, who puts on a big act; its the image he's trying to sell. Personally, I can't hold it against her for not making me her intented market.
The problem is she's selling records based on one image, sexy hot Britney, and was insisting she's a sweet innocent girl. And of course her behaviour is yet a third "personae". It's the hypocrisy of it all that bugs me about her as much as anything.
Montcalm wrote:HEY thats insulting for Barbie she may be a dumb blond but she`s more intelligent than Britney. :mrgreen:
True, my apologies to Barbie. :lol:
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Stormbringer wrote:
Zoink wrote:The brains thing might be a problem... although it might be an act.
If she could act that well I doubt she'd have done so horrribly in that movie she did. (I never watched it but some how I don't think ALL the critics could be wrong).
Well I saw her on Saturday Night Live a few weeks ago, she smiled a lot and was pretty good at reading the teleprompter... so she can at least read.

I think the only way we can tell is if she goes on CNN's crossfire and discusses the current Iraqi situation...

Or maybe we should invite her here to discuss the meaning of life or something?

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I'd pay money for her lesbo movie with Jenna Jameson. You know it's coming.
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$0.00

I admit that she does look pretty good, but I wouldn't watch it since I loathe the undeserved amounts of hype she gets, her crappy music, and the fact that she's a liar and a hypocrite, saying her boobs are fake, and dressing up like a slut, singing stuff about love, and saying she's a virgin.
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