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I'd make the biggest damn disco you ever did see!!

His Divine Shadow wrote: I'd name it the *STD Mostly Harmless

*Sexually Transmitted Destroyer

With the Culture novels around, it isn't that hard to take a starship seriously if it's called "Mostly Harmless."

Still I'd name mine Mildly Agressive.

Cpt_Frank wrote:Still I'd name mine Mildly Agressive.

Better than nameing it the Syphilitic.

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:Finally, I'll place the ISD around outer rim or near unknown regions where Imperial Law doesn't apply. With that way, any kind of drugs will be COMPLETELY LEGAL aboard my ISD

Why would you be worried what other people thought, you have a STAR DESTROYER! What are they going to do, send an entire fleet out to check your pockets?

I'd follow Booster's example and make my ISD into a huge smuggling den. I'd wipe out all other smugglers making me the only game in town. This venture would be a great way of funnelling sub-standard weaponary into the rebellion while bleeding them dry of funds. I'm sure it would be an operation worthy of imperial intelligence as long as they don't find out about my private harem full of nymphos of most humanoid species.

With a Star Destroyer, I would get a shipyard to give me a Carrak Cruiser so that I may look at my ship with awe.

Cyaround,
Jason

I'd rename my StarDestroyer to The Hadoken.

Then I'd go have fun beating the hell out of pretty much whatever I so wished.

Mayhem, destruction, chaos, it's what I do along.

I'd revamp the cargo bay into a casino/night club/hotel and dub the whole thing "The Cargo Bar", and just go from planet to planet making assloads of money.

I mean, think about how cool that would be....it's a Star Destroyer, but it's a bar.

Lets just say Iraq wouldn't be an issue anymore.

Pcm979 wrote:

Frank Hipper wrote:Scare the hell out of people. Then kill them. All of them.

That's "Wipe them out."

Leading with the "Scare the hell out of people" didn't let that work all that well. Eh, not every post is a jewell...

1: Go to Wayland and "borrow" some cloning cylinders.
2: Clone myself and my sex slaves
3: Go get the Katana fleet
4: Do all of the above posts (each ship with my clone, and some of the above mentioned sex slaves).
5: Follow my sig.

Darth Negation wrote:1: Go to Wayland and "borrow" some cloning cylinders.
2: Clone myself and my sex slaves
3: Go get the Katana fleet
4: Do all of the above posts (each ship with my clone, and some of the above mentioned sex slaves).
5: Follow my sig.

What, don't poke you?

Anyway, you only got one SD? What you pissed off Palpatine or something?

I must be losing it. I can't believe I didn't think of the harem idea! Well, it'll easily fit in with my piracy.

I must be losing it. I can't believe I didn't think of the harem idea! Well, it'll easily fit in with my piracy.

I'd go around collecting forgotten or uber black secret superweapons.

I'd crew it with nymphos and institute a no clothes policy.

But then who'll run the ship, darthdavid? If they're all nude nymphos, you'll end up with a massive orgy when you're supposed to be out killing rebels.

Darth Yoshi wrote:But then who'll run the ship, darthdavid? If they're all nude nymphos, you'll end up with a massive orgy when you're supposed to be out killing rebels.

Droids? Eunuchs?

No no david you must learn to be subtle. You have a loyal crew and they are loyal to you and, i'm assuming, competant at their jobs. So forget the crew of nymphets, seal of a deck and have them there. I still like my rip-off of the Errant Venture. I'd call my Star Destroyer, HMSD Dubious Use Of A Galaxy's Resouces.

Kenny_10_Bellys wrote:

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:Finally, I'll place the ISD around outer rim or near unknown regions where Imperial Law doesn't apply. With that way, any kind of drugs will be COMPLETELY LEGAL aboard my ISD

Why would you be worried what other people thought, you have a STAR DESTROYER! What are they going to do, send an entire fleet out to check your pockets?

Well, when I merely have one ISD while the authorities (the Empire, that is) own the other 24999, I better take precautions.

I'll have the normal complement of crew (except for the more desirable ones) replaced with a skeleton crew number of Guri-level HRDs. Sure, it'll cost a massive fortune that would make even corrupt politicians faint at the thought of the credits involved, but then not only will I have a crew that makes for a very nice good harem, but still have the ship running around peak efficiency and be able to repel just about any invaders.

Even better, enjoy the afterglow in the glowing of a BDZed Rebel planet.

I would conquer and enslave those who had caused me pain in the past, then slaughter all who defile me, letting the fire of my turbolasers speak for me