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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Tosses unconsious body aside, completley wiped out by the insane tiny-text typo combo* Thye'll never know what hit them!

No thye wotn! But we must bwar teh h4x0r-sp34k they wil attempt to use!

Grand Master of the Hordes wrote:Ha! attacking from multiple fronts. They'll never have enough troops to compensate.

Well my Vizier, time is short, and I must leave for duties elsewhere, carry out Operation Revolution:

For they are stomping on the road to glory! Now is the time to stand up for the furture! Hey! HAIL! HAIL ZEO-erm...Gnomage! Hail Gnomage! HAIL!

Yes indeed... HAIL GNOMAGE! HAIL! HAILLLLLLL!!!!!!

Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:ok, you win, the thread is hijacked. I don't think anyone really cares about the topic anymore, so you can spam away in here until someone notices.

Not like we really needed your permission, but thanks anyway!

And just think...one day this thread will be remembered as the beginnings of the GLORIOUS GNOME REVOLUTION!

RogueIce wrote:No thye wotn! But we must bwar teh h4x0r-sp34k they wil attempt to use!

Curse them! What purpose does replacing letters with numerals accomplish, beyond asthetic purposes? IT BOGGLES THE MIND! We must find a way to diffuse this ultimate eeeevvvviiilllll....

zitnofghan aldrafnatur! Is it an anagram? A typo? Jibbrish? You decide humans!

Yes indeed... HAIL GNOMAGE! HAIL! HAILLLLLLL!!!!!!

Not so loud, we've got a job to do here!

*raises the Gnomish Broadsword of Stubbiness and guts the human Heathen snoozing in his bunk*

Thats what you get for locking my 1000th post thread! Liquidate that!!! =P

You know, im general, spam such as this is locked without a second thought. I think the MODs aren't on to us yet, I say our stealth techniques of miniscule height are working well on their dull human senses. Bring it on! I'll take y'all on! Grrrrrr! ph34r Da Gn0mage! Crap! They've got me doing it!

Revolutionary Update:

I have begun to spread this thread hijack into a post in the HoS. If we can spread it out somehow into at least one post in all the other Boards here, our final victory will be that much nearer!

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:

RogueIce wrote:No thye wotn! But we must bwar teh h4x0r-sp34k they wil attempt to use!

Curse them! What purpose does replacing letters with numerals accomplish, beyond asthetic purposes? IT BOGGLES THE MIND! We must find a way to diffuse this ultimate eeeevvvviiilllll....

zitnofghan aldrafnatur! Is it an anagram? A typo? Jibbrish? You decide humans!

Yes indeed... HAIL GNOMAGE! HAIL! HAILLLLLLL!!!!!!

Not so loud, we've got a job to do here!

*raises the Gnomish Broadsword of Stubbiness and guts the human Heathen snoozing in his bunk*

Thats what you get for locking my 1000th post thread! Liquidate that!!! =P

You know, im general, spam such as this is locked without a second thought. I think the MODs aren't on to us yet, I say our stealth techniques of miniscule height are working well on their dull human senses. Bring it on! I'll take y'all on! Grrrrrr! ph34r Da Gn0mage! Crap! They've got me doing it!

If the MODs ignore this, they are either blind or just don't give a shit. (it would probably be the latter, but who knows?) You may have won this battle O' spam, but I will fight back! (Ok, maybe I'll just ignore your attempted hijackings, I haven't decided yet)

RogueIce wrote:Revolutionary Update:

I have begun to spread this thread hijack into a post in the HoS. If we can spread it out somehow into at least one post in all the other Boards here, our final victory will be that much nearer!

*ques Imperial March*

Ha! Again, we shall take the battle to multiple fronts! They will have no choice but to spread there modship unevenly among the boards. The humans fo this board shall bow to the Gnomish Empire. Those who resist will be subject to the final command:

"Wipe them out. All of them."

Join while you still can! Resistance will not be tolerated. You shall fall under our will, or be terminated. The hijacking shall be spread like a disease, should you wait until the rest of the board cows to our will, it will too late!

THE GNOMISH REVOLUTION ROCKS ONWARDS!

Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:If the MODs ignore this, they are either blind or just don't give a shit. (it would probably be the latter, but who knows?) You may have won this battle O' spam, but I will fight back! (Ok, maybe I'll just ignore your attempted hijackings, I haven't decided yet)

I told you, ancient Gnomese secrets hide us in plain site! there is no way we would've lasted so long without it.

Attempted? I think we're past the point of attempted. This thread is ours to plot the demise of civilization as we know it, and give rise to the Gnomish Empire!

Join us Mitth'raw'nuroudo, together we can conquer this planet. You don't know thePOWERof the Gnomish Side!

[/hijack]I think maybe the MODs are amused by our antics, and it is by there will this thread still exists

[hijack]Kidding of course. The MODs will never know of this thread, the Gnomish stealth is impermeable to all but Gnomes! And Chiss, apparently...Regarldess, this is your only chance Mitt, join-or be cast aside like so much wasted human flesh!

Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:(Ok, maybe I'll just ignore your attempted hijackings, I haven't decided yet)

What is it with this talk of an "attempted" thread hijacking? We've hijacked this thing, going on about two pages now! And not a mod to be seen! I'd say it's been pretty successful (and not to mention the fact I've planted the roots of THIS hijack into hijacking ANOTHER thread in ANOTHER board! Ownage {you'll not get ME into this replacing letters with numbers stuff! Neva!}!)

Hrm, I might join you.... Any benifits? How much does it pay? 401k, Health care?

Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:Hrm, I might join you.... Any benifits? How much does it pay? 401k, Health care?

What, global domination not good enough for you?

And damn this thread split! How can it be a thread hijack if you split it?! Curses!

*tosses random mechanical parts into the room and watces as the gnomes go insane with tinkering*

Oh my god! The thread lives on! I was almost sure it was locked for good!

Thats just more proof that the Ancient Gnomesian Stealth Arts will save your life from lockdowns again and agian.

That being said:

Mitth'raw'nuroudo wrote:Hrm, I might join you.... Any benifits? How much does it pay? 401k, Health care?

Pay? You may plunder what you will from our defeated adversaries.

Benefits: NOT being mercilessly slaughter during the Great Revolution, duh!

Health Care: Gnomes are so well trained, they're practically invincible! You won't need health care if you join our ranks.

Think about it!

Also to Grand Vizier RougeIce: It would appear a new enemy is on the horizon. That of Alyrium Denryle! View the HoS thread if you don't believe me. He and Durandal threaten to topple our Empire! It is war I say! Come forth Alyrium, and we shall do battle! Be prepared to fall before the Gnomish Revolution! HAIL GNOMAGE!!!!!

Just to set the record straight i am acting alone in the interests of my emperor.

Alyrium Denryle wrote:Just to set the record straight i am acting alone in the interests of my emperor.

Well, I offered you the chance for partnership, but you refused. So now you and Durandel shall be destroyed!

You should've accepted our offer. It would have made things...easier for you.

Alyrium Denryle wrote:Just to set the record straight i am acting alone in the interests of my emperor.

I'm sure Durandal is....wacthing you. But so be it, you had your chance, you refused, and now it is finished.

The Revolution will not be tolerant of heathens like you Alyrium.

*unsheathes Gnomish Broadsword of Stubbiness*

Any last words human animal?

You do realise how silly you are therre with your hands on your hips like that right? I mean come on! There is this creepy little lawn gnome threatening painful dismemberment. standing infrot of me.

Oh well.*laughs in hysterics*

You know, with your tinkering skills there may be a place for you in R&D.

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Oh my god! The thread lives on! I was almost sure it was locked for good!

Thats just more proof that the Ancient Gnomesian Stealth Arts will save your life from lockdowns again and agian.

Indeed, my liege. And look how long it took for them to actually split it! Next time, we'll make three pages, and then four, and then, we will RULE!

The Great DGG wrote:Pay? You may plunder what you will from our defeated adversaries.

Benefits: NOT being mercilessly slaughter during the Great Revolution, duh!

Health Care: Gnomes are so well trained, they're practically invincible! You won't need health care if you join our ranks.

Think about it!

Yep, that sums it up quite well. Plus, YOU get to join in on the slaughter. And that's always fun!

Leader of the Hordes wrote:Also to Grand Vizier RougeIce: It would appear a new enemy is on the horizon. That of Alyrium Denryle! View the HoS thread if you don't believe me. He and Durandal threaten to topple our Empire! It is war I say! Come forth Alyrium, and we shall do battle! Be prepared to fall before the Gnomish Revolution! HAIL GNOMAGE!!!!!

I've seen him, both in the HoS and SDNet Member for Emperor Thread we have battled. He, and Durandel, will fall before us. Before even those dreaded anti-tinytext heretics!

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:

Alyrium Denryle wrote:Just to set the record straight i am acting alone in the interests of my emperor.

I'm sure Durandal is....wacthing you. But so be it, you had your chance, you refused, and now it is finished.

The Revolution will not be tolerant of heathens like you Alyrium.

*unsheathes Gnomish Broadsword of Stubbiness*

Any last words human animal?

*casts greater ironguard*(spellcasting isa sin, and within my power)
*casts stoneskin*
*casts prismatic sphere*

I somehow dont think your sword will penetrate my defenses.

Alyrium Denryle wrote:You do realise how silly you are therre with your hands on your hips like that right? I mean come on! There is this creepy little lawn gnome threatening painful dismemberment. standing infrot of me.

Oh well.*laughs in hysterics*

You know, with your tinkering skills there may be a place for you in R&D.

LAUGH NOT CREATURE! You dare insult the leader of the Gnomish Hordes! That isNOTcool man! I mean *begins assmebling random parts into a vacuum cleaner* you could at least have a little respect 'cause *begins cleaning lawn, damn squirrels leaving there messes everywhere* I'm the King roudn here, and I got Gnomes like you wouldn't believe!

Did you see how logn this thread lasted 'till it was split? Gnomish Stealth Arst I;m telling ya, you'll never see us coming!

Alyrium Denryle wrote:I somehow dont think your sword will penetrate my defenses.

It's so stubby it doesn't have to!

And don't even dare ask what that means!

Oh I am quivering in my robes


Gnome are nanythng but stealthy. I think the mods let this stay because it is so amusing

Alyrium Denryle wrote:*casts greater ironguard*(spellcasting isa sin, and within my power)
*casts stoneskin*
*casts prismatic sphere*

I somehow dont think your sword will penetrate my defenses.

HA! Your puny "spellcasting" will be no match for our mad tinkering skillz!

We shall own you, and your puny human empire!

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:

Alyrium Denryle wrote:I somehow dont think your sword will penetrate my defenses.

It's so stubby it doesn't have to!

And don't even dare ask what that means!

Not only are you a sentient creepy awn gnome but you are a SICK sentient creepy lawn gnome.

Here I have a gift for you

Alyrium Denryle wrote:Oh I am quivering in my robes


Gnome are nanythng but stealthy. I think the mods let this stay because it is so amusing

Who are you to know of the MODs! We fooled every last one of 'em we did. The only reason it got split 'cause fo you barging in like you own the place! We were busy planting the charges in MOD HQ ok man? then it got canceled cause of you. I hope your happy!

RogueIce wrote:

Alyrium Denryle wrote:*casts greater ironguard*(spellcasting isa sin, and within my power)
*casts stoneskin*
*casts prismatic sphere*

I somehow dont think your sword will penetrate my defenses.

HA! Your puny "spellcasting" will be no match for our mad tinkering skillz!

We shall own you, and your puny human empire!

Not only can I cst spells, but I am not a bad tinkerer myself...*pulls e-web repeating blaster and fires nt crowd of gnomes*

Murder is a sin