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Surf 2 OK, first, there was no Surf 1. Basically, two surfer dudes save their town from a evil scientist who creates a soda pop that turns surfers into zombies that play bad punk rock. IIRC, one of Eric Stolz's first movies.

Get Crazy Max Wolfe tries to save his Saturn Theatre -- by throwing one last New Year's show -- from an evil land developer that wants the property to build a high rise. Silly as all get out, but includes musical performances by Captain Cloud (Howard Kaylan of the Turtles moonlighting as a hippy) Lee Ving from Fear, Bill Henderson, John Densmore (of the Doors), Malcolm McDowell (!!) as a Mick Jagger spoof, and Lou Reed. Very bad, but one of my all times favorites. Also stars Robert Picardo (the doc from Voyager).

"Damn, this is a one way street!"
"Yeah, but I'm only going one way."

"Omigod, where is the bomb?"
"I got the bong, man..."

RogueIce wrote:

paladin wrote:Army of Darkness, From Dusk til Dawn, and Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity!

Sounds like a porno to me.

Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity was not a porn but it could have been very easily. It would only have needed some Actual sex scenes and the typical bad music from porn movies. It did have the bad acting, worse dialogue, and non-sense plot. But any movie with babes in leather bikinis is good in my book!

Red Dawn. You know you liked it.

Sargent Kabokeyman LAPD, I know I misspelt the name but it's a good flick from Troma.
Bug:A moive about firebugs, the phone sence was cool.
Squrim:Killer worms

neoolong wrote:Red Dawn. You know you liked it.

WOLVERINES!

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, and it's sequel.

Oh yeah, what about The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Drewcifer wrote:Surf 2 OK, first, there was no Surf 1. Basically, two surfer dudes save their town from a evil scientist who creates a soda pop that turns surfers into zombies that play bad punk rock. IIRC, one of Eric Stolz's first movies.

UH, I'M IN THAT FLICK!!!!
Opening scene, I'm the tuba player in the band with the white(fiberglass)tuba!(sousaphone)
That's our High School band, took us ALL fucking day to shoot that! I was all of 14 years old.*snif*

Frank Hipper wrote:

Drewcifer wrote:Surf 2...

UH, I'M IN THAT FLICK!!!!

Cool, I'll have to find my tape of it, maybe try and do some screen caps for ya.

Every John Carpenter film EVER.

The greatest being

BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA

Drewcifer wrote:

Frank Hipper wrote:

Drewcifer wrote:Surf 2...

UH, I'M IN THAT FLICK!!!!

Cool, I'll have to find my tape of it, maybe try and do some screen caps for ya.

IIRC, the best you see of me is like half my face. But I'd really dig that!
BTW, "Get Crazy" is also one of my favorites for this category. Freddy Wanker! And his 747 has a hand wrapped around it! Hehe.

Frank Hipper wrote:But I'd really dig that!

I'm notorious for not finishing things I start, but I'lll see what I come up with

BTW, "Get Crazy" is also one of my favorites for this category. Freddy Wanker! And his 747 has a hand wrapped around it! Hehe.

Yeah, Malcolm McDowell played a great spoiled indulgent rockstar (Reggie Wanker, btw ). I have the soundtrack on vinyl too, somewhere around here. IIRC, it includes all three versions of Hootchie-Coochie man.

Vympel wrote:Every John Carpenter film EVER.

The greatest being

BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA

Besides BTILC I like Ghosts of Mars, Escape from L.A., Christine and Escape From New York although the last two probably qualify as a good movies.

Escape From L.A. is weird. There is sooo much about it that is bad but I still manage to kind of like it. Part of it is because of Snake Pliken, he's just cool. Plus I like "Funddie America" and Snake stickin' to everyone in the end but the surfing, the Surgeon General of Beverly Hills it is soooo bad. How about the finally battle scene where they are all flying around on hangliders, tossing grenades and shooting guns?

Simon H.Johansen wrote:Reptilicus!

Denmark's first and only giant monster movie.

Ahh, Reptilicus. Watch a rubber snake puppet terrorise Copenhagen(sp) and experiance the true terror of a Danish lounge singer!

Space Mutiny: Which I have only viewed during Mystery Science Theater 3000

The plot is basically a colony ship is faced with a mutiny by its "enforcer" security personal. You can tell things are bad when it starts out using recycled Battlestar Galactic external shots. Later it gets even better then the ships engine room appears to have large windows with sun shining through them, concrete floors and cinderblock walls. Not to mention mazes of corded pipes.

I've always liked Godzilla vs. Megalon and vs. Gigan more than the average G-Fan. Does that count?

Sea Skimmer wrote:Space Mutiny: Which I have only viewed during Mystery Science Theater 3000

The plot is basically a colony ship is faced with a mutiny by its "enforcer" security personal. You can tell things are bad when it starts out using recycled Battlestar Galactic external shots. Later it gets even better then the ships engine room appears to have large windows with sun shining through them, concrete floors and cinderblock walls. Not to mention mazes of corded pipes.

Don't forget the sump.

LT.Hit-Man wrote:Sargent Kabokeyman LAPD, I know I misspelt the name but it's a good flick from Troma.
Bug:A moive about firebugs, the phone sence was cool.
Squrim:Killer worms

That's NYPD!!!

SyntaxVorlon wrote:

LT.Hit-Man wrote:Sargent Kabokeyman LAPD, I know I misspelt the name but it's a good flick from Troma.
Bug:A moive about firebugs, the phone sence was cool.
Squrim:Killer worms

That's NYPD!!!

Whatever the point being I enjoyed that flick
Besides I can't help that I got booted for the entire school system in the US becuase I flunked geogrpahy when I was ten years old!

Andrew J. wrote:I've always liked Godzilla vs. Megalon and vs. Gigan more than the average G-Fan. Does that count?

I think so. From a pure cheesy mahem point of view I find those two movies more entertaining than DAM which IMO is overrated because of nostalgia. Then again, that might be why I like the two you mentioned since I saw them in the theater as a kid.

I can't believe nobody has voted for Relic yet! Let's see: American scientist goes to South America, finds native tribe, breaks some taboo or other, gets force-fed some stuff that turns him into a raving monster with the DNA of parts lizard, parts human, parts something or other and another something or other and gets sent back in a box basically. His collegues are first puzzled when people disappear and they later turn up minus their brains and then they gradually begin discovering what had happened and so forth... Not to mention that the critter morphs every time it kills, and grows in size despite not having any sustenance, and they have a device that completely maps the genetic structure of organisms in an 30 minutes or something. That movie fits the definition of being so bad that it can't help being good (for absolute gales of laughter, but nothing else).

Aargh, the horror!

Edi

Edi wrote:I can't believe nobody has voted for Relic yet! Let's see: American scientist goes to South America, finds native tribe, breaks some taboo or other, gets force-fed some stuff that turns him into a raving monster with the DNA of parts lizard, parts human, parts something or other and another something or other and gets sent back in a box basically. His collegues are first puzzled when people disappear and they later turn up minus their brains and then they gradually begin discovering what had happened and so forth... Not to mention that the critter morphs every time it kills, and grows in size despite not having any sustenance, and they have a device that completely maps the genetic structure of organisms in an 30 minutes or something. That movie fits the definition of being so bad that it can't help being good (for absolute gales of laughter, but nothing else).

Aargh, the horror!

Edi

What about the scene with the police on the roof,one of the get cut in half the other twit scream instead of shooting in to get the monster.

Andrew J. wrote:I've always liked Godzilla vs. Megalon and vs. Gigan more than the average G-Fan. Does that count?

I always thought that vs Gigan would be good fodder for a kicka$$ remake. Gigan is a very cool monster, and I kinda admired Anguirus for getting the crap kicked out of him and yet coming back to slam Ghidrah.