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Posted: 2003-04-01 11:06pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
Montcalm wrote:Yeah for some like Wong its anal sex for most its HOCKEY.
No no my friend. For hockey you come to the place NAMED after the sport. Thats right, Hockey Town! Enter the Wings, rulers of this Earth, under the mighty Gnomish Legions!
The ranks of the resurgent Gnomish Empire continue to swell. What say you, citizen? Are you ready to join the Gnomish Empire? Are you ready to fight for the glory of Gnomania? If you are, then join now. Fight for your people. Fight for your Emperor, Darth Garden Gnome!
Decades after the disastrous Battle of Gnomania, our saviour finally arose from the ashes of the Gnomish Empire. He bore the noble bloodline of DGG and the dark power of the Ornament. It was under his leadership that the Gnomish Empire was reborn. It is under his leadership that we shall accomplish the unprecedented: the conquest of a new race of ignoramuses. A race bereft of strong leadership. The disgusting animals known as humans!
Young cadet, it is time for you to prove your mettle. It is time for you to bring civilization to the uncivilized, backward savages who live in this "Planet Earth". Let the slaughter begin!
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Posted: 2003-04-01 11:40pm
by Cal Wright
It looks good in the sig.
Posted: 2003-04-02 12:17am
by RedImperator
Mark S wrote:RedImperator wrote:Judging by Niagra Falls, I would have thought it was, "Beer, titty bars, and fleecing dumb Yankees in the casino"
Sadly, Canadian life is not all beer and titty bars.
That's too bad. I'd move there if it was.
Posted: 2003-04-02 08:09am
by Enforcer Talen
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Montcalm wrote:Yeah for some like Wong its anal sex for most its HOCKEY.
No no my friend. For hockey you come to the place NAMED after the sport. Thats right, Hockey Town! Enter the Wings, rulers of this Earth, under the mighty Gnomish Legions!
The ranks of the resurgent Gnomish Empire continue to swell. What say you, citizen? Are you ready to join the Gnomish Empire? Are you ready to fight for the glory of Gnomania? If you are, then join now. Fight for your people. Fight for your Emperor, Darth Garden Gnome!
Decades after the disastrous Battle of Gnomania, our saviour finally arose from the ashes of the Gnomish Empire. He bore the noble bloodline of DGG and the dark power of the Ornament. It was under his leadership that the Gnomish Empire was reborn. It is under his leadership that we shall accomplish the unprecedented: the conquest of a new race of ignoramuses. A race bereft of strong leadership. The disgusting animals known as humans!
Young cadet, it is time for you to prove your mettle. It is time for you to bring civilization to the uncivilized, backward savages who live in this "Planet Earth". Let the slaughter begin!
This shamless rip-off of the main site has been brought to you by: Copying and pasting. Helping kids cheat school reports since 1993!
. .. you need a hobby.
Posted: 2003-04-02 08:37am
by Darth Wong
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Montcalm wrote:Yeah for some like Wong its anal sex for most its HOCKEY.
No no my friend. For hockey you come to the place NAMED after the sport. Thats right, Hockey Town! Enter the Wings, rulers of this Earth, under the mighty Gnomish Legions!
I've made the mistake of going to Detroit before. You can't trick me into coming there again. I will remain here with my futile hometeam loyalty.
Posted: 2003-04-02 08:46am
by Xenophobe3691
MKSheppard wrote:Vorlon1701 wrote:
Oh crap...
Actually, you do not know the true history of the Fanfic Archive, young one.
it was
I who founded the Fanfic Archive, and it is now returning
home to me, BLAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
*Cackles evilly*
*Runs for the ice skates, Hell's got a blizzard!*
Cal Wright wrote:
It looks good in the sig.
Yeah, it does. And I didn't even need prescience to see it!
Posted: 2003-04-02 09:00am
by Col. Crackpot
Mark S wrote:RedImperator wrote:Judging by Niagra Falls, I would have thought it was, "Beer, titty bars, and fleecing dumb Yankees in the casino"
Sadly, Canadian life is not all beer and titty bars.
yeah, you forgot Curling.
is it really a sport if you can suck down a case of Sleeman's while playing?
Posted: 2003-04-02 01:08pm
by RedImperator
Col. Crackpot wrote:Mark S wrote:RedImperator wrote:Judging by Niagra Falls, I would have thought it was, "Beer, titty bars, and fleecing dumb Yankees in the casino"
Sadly, Canadian life is not all beer and titty bars.
yeah, you forgot Curling.
is it really a sport if you can suck down a case of Sleeman's while playing?
That's the same question I have about bowling. Is it a sport if my score goes up after I have four shots of tequila and half a dozen Labat Blues?