Posted: 2003-04-04 05:41am
In ten years time they'll be stuffing out international team...
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Shoot them now, while you still have the chance!Crazy_Vasey wrote:In ten years time they'll be stuffing out international team...
Anything is better than the last couple of years. Remember Rod "Upper Deck" Beck? or Derek Lowe as a closer?Queeb Salaron wrote:Don't even get me started with the Sox's bullpen...RedImperator wrote:Ha! We need to teach them baseball. It's a perfect game for a country that's hot all the fucking time. Baseball players spend most of the game just standing around.
I nominate Rheal "I turned a one-run Marlins lead in the seventh into an embarassing blowout in just one inning" Cormier to be the first American sent over to the new Iraqi Baseball League.
Yes, baseball...the only sport where guys on the team can be 100 lbs overweight and still be called an athlete! Try Lacrosse, it would make you baseball types faint.RedImperator wrote:Ha! We need to teach them baseball. It's a perfect game for a country that's hot all the fucking time. Baseball players spend most of the game just standing around.
I nominate Rheal "I turned a one-run Marlins lead in the seventh into an embarassing blowout in just one inning" Cormier to be the first American sent over to the new Iraqi Baseball League.
That's the whole fucking point of the game! Instead of running around like a dumb bastard in the heat and the sun, you put on your shades and the SPF 35 and you stand around in a grassy field with eight of your buddies. Every now and then, you chase after a fly ball. When your side is up, you sit in the shade in the dugout (if it's a casual game, you drink beer while you wait for your turn at bat). The fans hang out in the stands, drink beer, yell at the other team. Everyone's relaxed. It's a CIVILIZED game. Running around is for the winter, when the wind is blowing and the sleet is falling and the mud would be ankle deep if it wasn't frozen.Next of Kin wrote:Yes, baseball...the only sport where guys on the team can be 100 lbs overweight and still be called an athlete! Try Lacrosse, it would make you baseball types faint.
HELL YEAH!!!Wicked Pilot wrote:Soccer is for pussies!
*ducks and runs*
weemadando wrote:Dude, I've PLAYED American Football. If neither side wore armour then you'd be killing each other left right and centre, but strangely enough it would be the tackler who would be getting killed most times.KhyronTheBackstabber wrote:Shit, you make it sound like Football players are wearing stormtrooper armor. You got a helmet, a pair of shoulder pads, and thigh, knee, and a tail pad, that are nothing more then five pieces of thin foam. Your whole line about...
That's the whole point for the pads. With out the pads, there would be busted open heads, punctured lungs, and a whole list of other shit. What, do you think football players wear pad because they look cool? Hell, even with pads, players get broken necks, legs, arms, ribs, punctred orgains,...ECT.And don't give me the shit about "if you don't wear armour you'll get killed".
The armour works both ways. Just take it off and play a real sport.