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Goldeneye: A few years ago, I'm playing with Male Cousin 2, Female Cousin 1 and Female Cousin's Friend. I walk past a window and through it I see Female Cousin and Friend in a slapfight. I select my grenade launcher and put one right between them.

It's the simple things in life you cherish.

Stampede, Tropen, and myself are playing Perfect Dark. Map is Grid.

Proxy mines, machine guns, hand guns, laptops, and the Devestator!!!
Middle of the room, I'm hunched against the wall, so that the sentry gun doesn't get me. I can't move though, because on of those asshats has proxies everywhere. (Not to mention mine.) This is a typical situation though when we have this set up. Well, one of them is on the upstairs.

"Hahaha. Like the setup?" One will ask.
"Yeah. I've got only two places to go. Nowhere and Hell."
Aim up, bounce a devestator shot off the columns and into one of the upper adjoining rooms. Usually during thier fire fights. Frag.
"I choose the latter, and you're coming with me."

were gonna hafta start playing that again, cal...got me feelin all nostalgic

Today, <-gLu-> Fast Railz (Texas) 1.32 Server|59ms|65.113.115.248:27680, Map Q3WXS1 (Silly Railings) aka "The Graveyard Map." I'm playing D for the Lobsters after switching teams to balance 'em out. I'm sitting here by the red flag picking off flag thieves, when all of a sudden THREE SMURFS COME FLYING OUTTA THE SKY AT ME!!! I rail two, the third splats me, grabs our damn flag, and hits the bounce pad right behind it, knocking himself flying from whence he came. I was like 'OMG WTF!??!' as they cap. Then I said "Watch those Smurfs, some of the buggers can Fly!" Come to think of it, I remember skeet shooting a few Lobsters outta the sky when I was Smurfing. That game was phun.

Bring it Stampede. I'll have your ass kicked five ways from friday, and two ways from Tuesday. Although, your usually a litte better in that game. It's more to Tropen and yours speed. Slow as shit.

Cal Wright wrote:Bring it Stampede. I'll have your ass kicked five ways from friday, and two ways from Tuesday. Although, your usually a litte better in that game. It's more to Tropen and yours speed. Slow as shit.

Hey you think You, Tropen, and Stampede could ever be coaxed onto a Quake server? Cuz if they;re good, I might be able to recruit 'em into Clan {SDN} even if they're n00bs.

lol

If they joine, they're names will have to be

{SDN} Cannon Fodder 1
{SDN} Cannon Fodder 2

Cal Wright wrote:lol

If they joine, they're names will have to be

{SDN} Cannon Fodder 1
{SDN} Cannon Fodder 2

Ahh that means one thing.

FRAGCOUNT +1

and

FRAGCOUNT +1

Mods, please don't lock this, I said fragcount, not postcount

i wont play quake online. either my computer laggs or the game just locks up all together. that and i cant play with the mouse and keyboard. Cal and Tropen on the other hand....Cal will get in there and frag with the best of them, and Tropen can hold his own.

Cal Wright wrote:Stampede, Tropen, and myself are playing Perfect Dark. Map is Grid.

Proxy mines, machine guns, hand guns, laptops, and the Devestator!!!
Middle of the room, I'm hunched against the wall, so that the sentry gun doesn't get me. I can't move though, because on of those asshats has proxies everywhere. (Not to mention mine.) This is a typical situation though when we have this set up. Well, one of them is on the upstairs.

"Hahaha. Like the setup?" One will ask.
"Yeah. I've got only two places to go. Nowhere and Hell."
Aim up, bounce a devestator shot off the columns and into one of the upper adjoining rooms. Usually during thier fire fights. Frag.
"I choose the latter, and you're coming with me."

Laptop guns are so evil

I remember playing Goldeneye, on the Facility level, Licence To Kill on. I ran from the tunnel at the and with the tanks with mantakai pursuing me, right down the other end, ran up the stairs, picked up a PP7, turned round and wasted him.

God bless strafing.

In GoldenEye, I was tossing proxy mines everywhere when the game glitched or something and a mine stuck itself to the back of my cousin's head. He turned to run. The mine went off. Gooey.

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Hey you think You, Tropen, and Stampede could ever be coaxed onto a Quake server? Cuz if they;re good, I might be able to recruit 'em into Clan {SDN} even if they're n00bs.

Which reminds me, I've added {SDN} to my name when I play Natural Selection. Just to tell you.

Soldiers of Fortune 2 is my FPS of choice. Check it out if you can, big online gaming community.

Shinova wrote:

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Hey you think You, Tropen, and Stampede could ever be coaxed onto a Quake server? Cuz if they;re good, I might be able to recruit 'em into Clan {SDN} even if they're n00bs.

Which reminds me, I've added {SDN} to my name when I play Natural Selection. Just to tell you.

Koolx0r!

I've done a lot of crazy shit playing UT over the years.

I've been known to rack up insane kills in a deathmatch using only the dual Enforcers.
I've nailed people all the way across the map with the Shock Rifle. Blew several straight over the edge on Facing Worlds

One game, playing on a CTF server running Facing Worlds, I decided to try sniping from the enemy base. I'm continually darting around the ledges of the tower, racking up headshots and translocating up and down to avoid incoming rockets. Finally one guy gets fed up with me and decides to come up and dislodge me. I hear him translocate down, so I spin around, switch to the translocator, and telefrag him the instant he teleports down to the ledge. (I did the same thing a few minutes later.) Needless to say, the opposing team was rather pissed.

heh, Unreal is a cool game, but for some reason it just isnt as fun as quake in multiplayer.

Bring it Stampede. I'll have your ass kicked five ways from friday, and two ways from Tuesday. Although, your usually a litte better in that game. It's more to Tropen and yours speed. Slow as shit.

fuck you too, Cal i recall the last time the three of us played Quake III on the DC, i was taking your #1 spot. then again Tropen and Sporky where running my ass into the ground the other night.

I heard you owned their collective ass in MvC2. Must have learned something from Greg. Heh. Besides, the last time we played Q3, how much time did I spend on each map. What 5 if that much out of the 10 we do, and You could BARELY squeak out a victory. Don't blow your own dick and expect people to think your a porn star bub.

LMAO@Stampede+Cal

Yall quit arguing or I'll challenge Stampede to a Duel!

Cal, we already have a Quake Duel coming up, and it's dumb to challenge someone twice. That's why I didn't challenge you again...

Sadly I can't play multiplayer games , but I do have one story.

I was playing Operation: Flashpoint Resistance and replaying a level I had just lost. Prior to this try my team was obliterated by a couple of russian tanks and I wasn't go to let this happen again. So I tell my team to hide in the tree line behind the little machine gun nest and I take it over. Within seconds a group of infantry flies from the trees acrossed from me and hit the deck, green tracer fire flying at me. I open up and pop most of them before they can do any harm and as I get the last one, a column of what I can only guess was smoke rises up from behind him as a tree crashes and a pair of tanks roll into view. At this point they have to cross a mine field and I'm not sticking around as their main guns slowly come about on me, so I flee back with my troops and have no idea whats happening. As it turns out, the big boy the pair makes it through and pops up not more hten 15 feet from my Anti-Tank trooper. He pops it and I rush forward, telling everyone to open fire. Turns out the mine field got the other one.

*sigh* Wish I could play q3 multi......

Don't blow your own dick and expect people to think your a porn star bub.

sometimes i wonder if were REALLY related...

Keevan_Colton wrote:I recall in an AvP torunament at Gencon late one evening.....I racked up a pretty impressive number of kills despite a broken strafing finger.....mostly to crys of -
"Who the fuck keeps puting grenades everywhere!?!"

hisssssssss....

*scuttle scuttle - LEAP - decapitate*

You'd never guess what race I love...

Ah the joy of Q3TOURNEY6-CTF! I was at MasterCTF.com RailOnly Server|87ms|66.162.10.2:27965 a couple minutes ago, and I was getting a mean case of kleptomania on the other team's flag! I was red (as usual ), and the teams were 4vs4. Long story short: I scored three flag caps, including the ringer! And yes, that was how many caps the combined efforts of the other team netted! My team was excellent with the defense, and each guy on my team got at least one cap, so we were good all around. This on a pingy server too. Those pillars on the map make excellent hiding spots against snipers too. Especially when you have the flag...

One cool counterstrike moment I had was when I was CT and I was the only person alive on my team. The terrorists had only one guy left too so it was just down to the two of us.

Eventually the two of us met, at a fairly far distance, about 50 or 70 yards. I had a FN P-90 and he had something else.

The two of us crouched instantly and started shooting at each other, 50+ yards apart. The guy was firing away full auto. As for me, I aimed as well as I could and fired short bursts. I won.

That was on cool Counterstrike moment (and I LOVE the P90! So far my favorite gun )



Another cool time was in a Natural Selection game, where I was alien. I kept rushing their commander station. Every time the guy inside stepped out, I bit his head off then went on attacking the station. Eventually we won.


One time in Quake 2 (so sad not many people play this game anymore. During the heyday, a well-populated quake 2 server with hook enabled could give you the craziest gaming experience ever ) I pulled out the hyperblaster and fired down a corridor. At least four people got mowed down.


Those are all I can remember right now.