aerius wrote:Give them a bigger shovel so they can dig their own graves faster. I'm pretty good at figuring out what makes people tick and subtley pushing their buttons until they lose it and spaz out. I'm also pretty good at finding out people's personal info and putting that to good use, like having a gay BDSM magazine suddenly show up in the fucker's mail and signing him up in adult classifieds ads. It usually doesn't take too long to get rid of them that way, but truly stubborn cases may require the use of the "attitude adjustment tool".
If the asshole's on the Internet, I attack him directly with verbal assault and everything else I can legally get away with. If he has an email, it'll be a smoldering ruin within minutes as I sic wave after wave after wave of porn spammers on his ass!
RL asshole? I try to avoid him, but I *will* defend myself if need be.
EITHER CASE, I ALWAYS LET HIM HAVE THE FIRST SHOT!!!
Cut all the toes off their socks, write "[Female Name] Was Here" in permanant marker on their ass while they're passed out drunk (works only if they have a girlfriend who wasn't there), set their lawn on fire. All of these things have been done by a friend of mine.
Any city gets what it admires, will pay for, and, ultimately, deserves…We want and deserve tin-can architecture in a tinhorn culture. And we will probably be judged not by the monuments we build but by those we have destroyed.--Ada Louise Huxtable, "Farewell to Penn Station", New York Times editorial, 30 October 1963 X-Ray Blues
Actually, the particular assholes that inspired this question are at, well, let's call it a "rival BBS". Don't worry -- I've mentioned nothing of SDN. Red knows which BBS I'm talking about.
This day is Fantastic!
Myers Briggs: ENTJ
Political Compass: -3/-6 DOOMerWoW
"I really hate it when the guy you were pegging as Mr. Worst Case starts saying, "Oh, I was wrong, it's going to be much worse." " - Adrian Laguna
The best way to deal with an asshole is to be a play like a prick and fuck them over.
Devolution is quite as natural as evolution, and may be just as pleasing, or even a good deal more pleasing, to God. If the average man is made in God's image, then a man such as Beethoven or Aristotle is plainly superior to God, and so God may be jealous of him, and eager to see his superiority perish with his bodily frame.
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Actually, the particular assholes that inspired this question are at, well, let's call it a "rival BBS". Don't worry -- I've mentioned nothing of SDN. Red knows which BBS I'm talking about.
Ahhhh, those assholes. I say let them be. They've already demonstrated their thorough and utter lack of taste, wit, or charm.
Any city gets what it admires, will pay for, and, ultimately, deserves…We want and deserve tin-can architecture in a tinhorn culture. And we will probably be judged not by the monuments we build but by those we have destroyed.--Ada Louise Huxtable, "Farewell to Penn Station", New York Times editorial, 30 October 1963 X-Ray Blues
Baron Scarpia wrote:Condom + lube. Is there any other way?
I'm not into gay sex, and if I run the chance that the bastard might enjoy it. Never do something that they might derive pleasure from.
You didn't get the pun...
Ah. Ahahah. Quite droll.
Mayabird is my girlfriend
Justice League:BotM:MM:SDnet City Watch:Cybertron's Finest "Well then, science is bullshit. "
-revprez, with yet another brilliant rebuttal.
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Actually, the particular assholes that inspired this question are at, well, let's call it a "rival BBS". Don't worry -- I've mentioned nothing of SDN. Red knows which BBS I'm talking about.
Ahhhh, those assholes. I say let them be. They've already demonstrated their thorough and utter lack of taste, wit, or charm.
Actually, I'm having a jolly old time pissing them off.
