I don't wear boxers.Superman wrote:I have to ask this because I know I am not the only one having this problem. Females, please, read no farther.
Ok, I know there are some other guys here who wear boxers. What the hell is up with the slit of space in the front? Do these companies think our penises need air conditioning or something? Is it so that we can pee in urinals without pulling the boxers down in the front? Personally, I hate it because if I walk around my apartment in only boxers, my penis will somehow find its way through the space. And then I get cold. WHAT THE HELL?
Anyone else agree that boxers would be better without that slit in the front?
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Just buy boxers with buttonsSuperman wrote:I have to ask this because I know I am not the only one having this problem. Females, please, read no farther.
Ok, I know there are some other guys here who wear boxers. What the hell is up with the slit of space in the front? Do these companies think our penises need air conditioning or something? Is it so that we can pee in urinals without pulling the boxers down in the front? Personally, I hate it because if I walk around my apartment in only boxers, my penis will somehow find its way through the space. And then I get cold. WHAT THE HELL?
Anyone else agree that boxers would be better without that slit in the front?
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Or he could do up his fly.Aeolus wrote:Just buy boxers with buttonsSuperman wrote:I have to ask this because I know I am not the only one having this problem. Females, please, read no farther.
Ok, I know there are some other guys here who wear boxers. What the hell is up with the slit of space in the front? Do these companies think our penises need air conditioning or something? Is it so that we can pee in urinals without pulling the boxers down in the front? Personally, I hate it because if I walk around my apartment in only boxers, my penis will somehow find its way through the space. And then I get cold. WHAT THE HELL?
Anyone else agree that boxers would be better without that slit in the front?
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Well see now your just being difficultGandalf wrote:Or he could do up his fly.Aeolus wrote:Just buy boxers with buttonsSuperman wrote:I have to ask this because I know I am not the only one having this problem. Females, please, read no farther.
Ok, I know there are some other guys here who wear boxers. What the hell is up with the slit of space in the front? Do these companies think our penises need air conditioning or something? Is it so that we can pee in urinals without pulling the boxers down in the front? Personally, I hate it because if I walk around my apartment in only boxers, my penis will somehow find its way through the space. And then I get cold. WHAT THE HELL?
Anyone else agree that boxers would be better without that slit in the front?
For I dipt into the future, far as human eye could see,
Saw the Vision of the world, and all the wonder that would be;
Saw the heavens fill with commerce, argosies of magic sails,
Pilots of the purple twilight dropping down with costly bales;
Heard the heavens fill with shouting, and there rain'd a ghastly dew
From the nations' airy navies grappling in the central blue;
Saw the Vision of the world, and all the wonder that would be;
Saw the heavens fill with commerce, argosies of magic sails,
Pilots of the purple twilight dropping down with costly bales;
Heard the heavens fill with shouting, and there rain'd a ghastly dew
From the nations' airy navies grappling in the central blue;
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Well I'm just old fashioned I guess.Aeolus wrote:Well see now your just being difficultGandalf wrote:Or he could do up his fly.Aeolus wrote: Just buy boxers with buttons
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Gandalf wrote:Well I'm just old fashioned I guess.Aeolus wrote:Well see now your just being difficultGandalf wrote: Or he could do up his fly.
Whats more oldfashioned than going commando??
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From the nations' airy navies grappling in the central blue;
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Pilots of the purple twilight dropping down with costly bales;
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From the nations' airy navies grappling in the central blue;
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Wearing a fig leafAeolus wrote:
Whats more oldfashioned than going commando??
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Owie, commando, in pants with a zipper. Not cool.Aeolus wrote:Whats more oldfashioned than going commando??
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Gandalf wrote:Owie, commando, in pants with a zipper. Not cool.Aeolus wrote:Whats more oldfashioned than going commando??
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Heard the heavens fill with shouting, and there rain'd a ghastly dew
From the nations' airy navies grappling in the central blue;
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Saw the heavens fill with commerce, argosies of magic sails,
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Aren't those generally found on womens pants?Aeolus wrote:Gandalf wrote:Owie, commando, in pants with a zipper. Not cool.Aeolus wrote:Whats more oldfashioned than going commando??
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The honest reason that slit is there is because you've got a penis, and that slit allows your underwear to fit your body snugly while providing expanding real estate for your dong to take up. The slit in ones underwear is their friend, even if it occasionally allows the major general to get loose on occasion.
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Levi 501 jeans are a "well developed" boys best friendGandalf wrote:Aren't those generally found on womens pants?Aeolus wrote:Gandalf wrote: Owie, commando, in pants with a zipper. Not cool.
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From the nations' airy navies grappling in the central blue;
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Whilst our definitions of 'well developed' probably vary, I think zippers are where it's at. They look less girlish, and can be undone easier in an emergency.Aeolus wrote:Levi 501 jeans are a "well developed" boys best friend
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Edit: I don't wear boxers that have that empty space, so it's not my bloody problem!
Edit: I don't wear boxers that have that empty space, so it's not my bloody problem!
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Don't care much for boxers...and nope, no commando style either.
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Actually I think the slit should be there but should either have buttons, snaps or velcro to keep it closed. If I get some that don't have some way of keeping closed I will usually sew them shut myself. I'm not a big boxer guy though. For the most part I only use them to sleep. I have a few boxer briefs that aren't bad but I still get that "too much fabric" feeling when I wear them with jeans.Superman wrote:I have to ask this because I know I am not the only one having this problem. Females, please, read no farther.
Ok, I know there are some other guys here who wear boxers. What the hell is up with the slit of space in the front? Do these companies think our penises need air conditioning or something? Is it so that we can pee in urinals without pulling the boxers down in the front? Personally, I hate it because if I walk around my apartment in only boxers, my penis will somehow find its way through the space. And then I get cold. WHAT THE HELL?
Anyone else agree that boxers would be better without that slit in the front?
When I was in the Navy we used to have a lot of people who would wear boxers and then decide that was the only thing they were going to wear while hanging around in the "barracks" (actually berthing). It's like those things are designed to provide a "cock window" the way they pooch open. It's even more annoying when you're sitting down and then some guy in boxers is standing next to you and all you have is dick at your eyeline.
The things aren't any better when people are sitting either. It does help if the boxers are a little oversized but if they are kind of tight those things will be w i d e open.
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I wear briefs, so I don't have to deal with anything like that.
And Superman, for Christ's sake, don't fucking piss in the sink. That's disgusting.
And Superman, for Christ's sake, don't fucking piss in the sink. That's disgusting.
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Yeah, if you want to save water but don't want to hold off on flushing the toilet you can always piss in the shower/tub.Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I wear briefs, so I don't have to deal with anything like that.
And Superman, for Christ's sake, don't fucking piss in the sink. That's disgusting.
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Exactly! Don't urinate in the same recepticle that you brush your teeth in, in my opinion. Just piss down the tub/shower drain, and use like a cup of water to make sure that it all went down...
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And never put your mouth anywher near where someone's been peeing.Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Exactly! Don't urinate in the same recepticle that you brush your teeth in, in my opinion. Just piss down the tub/shower drain, and use like a cup of water to make sure that it all went down...
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I wear boxer briefs. Best of both worlds.Superman wrote:Oh like your penis has never been cold because of that space...
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