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Please somebody FUQ this! And now i have to leave before I make lewd and inappropriate response to Zaia's postZaia wrote: Hmmm, I believe that's the first time my breasts have instigated enough fright for an air-raid drill.
...The first time they've instigated fright period, I think. Usually they get a warmer reception than that.
*shrugs and walks off*
Uhhh... Boys aren't soft enough to be "cute," sorry.Zaia wrote:Rob Wilson wrote:I think you mean Beat an egg hereSpike ~ Spiegel wrote: 4 -Scramble an egg and cut (not cooked) bacon into 1x1" pieces (however many you want.)
Awwww. Boys are so cute!
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LOLRob Wilson wrote:Please somebody FUQ this! And now i have to leave before I make lewd and inappropriate response to Zaia's postZaia wrote: Hmmm, I believe that's the first time my breasts have instigated enough fright for an air-raid drill.
...The first time they've instigated fright period, I think. Usually they get a warmer reception than that.
*shrugs and walks off*
ha! maybe you can use your frighning boobies to scare Einey straight!Zaia wrote:Eleas wrote:AIEEEEEE! Incoming breasts!!! *cowers under his desk*Zaia wrote:Awwww. Boys are so cute!
Hmmm, I believe that's the first time my breasts have instigated enough fright for an air-raid drill.
...The first time they've instigated fright period, I think. Usually they get a warmer reception than that.
*shrugs and walks off*
Wouldn't frightening Breasts scare straight men gay, not the other way around?Col. Crackpot wrote: ha! maybe you can use your frighning boobies to scare Einey straight!
true. in any event, Zaia honey we do need to arrange a closer inspection of those weapons of Male Distraction to determine their threat level.Rob Wilson wrote:Wouldn't frightening Breasts scare straight men gay, not the other way around?Col. Crackpot wrote: ha! maybe you can use your frighning boobies to scare Einey straight!
Don't you keep a spare pair for when the current ones run dry during weekend orgies?XaLEv wrote:Sacks, plural?Rob Wilson wrote:Zaia : "Rob you have 5 seconds to get your head out from between my breasts before i knee your happy sacks into your throat."
You got something you're not telling us, Rob?
Speak for yourself Iceberg!Zaia wrote: So does this mean I get to be FUQed again?
I PMed Dalton when I nominated you, whether he'll FUQ you or not is up to him.Zaia wrote:ROTF
You guys are so much fun.
You mean you are the bearer of the fabled Infinity Balls! Soon the whole Marvel universe shall be awash in your displays of potency.XaLEv wrote:I don't need to. My production facilities are easily capable of keeping up with virtually any level of demand.Rob Wilson wrote: Don't you keep a spare pair for when the current ones run dry during weekend orgies?
Me: "Thanks for the sacrife, Rob."Rob Wilson wrote:Gah, can't help myself, must.. make.. post..
Rob : "Don't worry Eleas, I'll protect you." *Valiantly leaps on Zaia's breasts to protect the squad!*
Eleas : "What a hero, making such a sacrifice for us all!" *single manly tear runs down cheek*. "We will remember him."
Zaia : "Rob you have 5 seconds to get your head out from between my breasts before i knee your happy sacks into your throat."
You didn't mention butter on everythingKnife wrote:Back on topic, I am the master of the big unhealthy American BreakfastTM.Omelates with onion, peeper, and tomatoes sauteed, at the mininum of two types of cheese, perhaps a smitch of cream in the eggs. Add a huge pile of freshly shredded hashbrowns cooked in the recently made bacon grease. Served with bacon and/or sausage, brimming pot of coffee (cream and sugar) and if I am feeling nice you can have a stack of pancakes or if you are really luck I bust out the waffle iron.
On other matters, a fat roast and my pressure cooker makes the family a happy bunch as well. Potatoes, carrots, garlic, onion, green pepper, a touch of flour. Boom, instant happiness.
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Could always ask Death for BJ...I mean think of the odd kinkiness.XaLEv wrote:*looks down at Galactus*Rob Wilson wrote: You mean you are the bearer of the fabled Infinity Balls! Soon the whole Marvel universe shall be awash in your displays of potency.
"Yeah bitch, swallow it all."
There's a recipe I'm good at.
*ahem*
XaLEv wrote:*looks down at Galactus*Rob Wilson wrote: You mean you are the bearer of the fabled Infinity Balls! Soon the whole Marvel universe shall be awash in your displays of potency.
"Yeah bitch, swallow it all."
There's a recipe I'm good at.
*ahem*
Waffles *begins drooling like homer*, damn but that's one thing I miss from the States, huge pile of freshly made waffles. The smell (hell just the thought of the smell) triggers drool, and when each is dripping in butter... Fuck but that's good snacking!Knife wrote: and if I am feeling nice you can have a stack of pancakes or if you are really luck I bust out the waffle iron.
You mean this isn't a thread about sex?? Damn, how did that happen?Zaia wrote:
You know, I hesitated in trying to get this thread back on course because I was mildly afraid of a post like this. Ah, well, what did I expect? I remember where I am. Gotta love SD.net.
On that note...Anyone tried to make the Homer Special?Rob Wilson wrote:Waffles *begins drooling like homer*, damn but that's one thing I miss from the States, huge pile of freshly made waffles. The smell (hell just the thought of the smell) triggers drool, and when each is dripping in butter... Fuck but that's good snacking!Knife wrote: and if I am feeling nice you can have a stack of pancakes or if you are really luck I bust out the waffle iron.