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Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-05-02 02:26am

I don't know about you guys, but I want the last two minutes of my life back...

Queeb Salaron · Post by **Queeb Salaron** » 2003-05-02 08:41am

Dalton wrote:Not there, anyway. I bet someone pulled a Comical Ali there

"Jesus is not dead. Jesus has risen. He is on the road to Nazareth as we speak. The infidels are committing suicide outside the walls of Jericho, and we encourage them to continue to do so."

Jesus Christ existed. There is too much written about him to deny the truth of this.

You know, I know I've heard that before. I just need hard proof or documentation. Got any? 'Cuz I've been looking, and I can't find anything but fundie bullshit.

Was he the son of God? I dunno. Was David Koresh the son of God?

No. They were both false prophets. I am the bastard son of a deadbeat God!! WORSHIP ME!!

We don't accept books of Greek mythology as literally true, and I see no difference between the two.

::Slap!!:: Greek Gods were WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY COOLER! Hello?! Dionysus?! Athena?! ARES?!?!

Yuri Prime · Post by **Yuri Prime** » 2003-05-02 08:44am

::Slap!!:: Greek Gods were WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY COOLER! Hello?! Dionysus?! Athena?! ARES?!?!

I prefer Norse or Egyptian myself.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-05-02 09:18am

Queeb Salaron wrote:
Dalton wrote:Not there, anyway. I bet someone pulled a Comical Ali there
"Jesus is not dead. Jesus has risen. He is on the road to Nazareth as we speak. The infidels are committing suicide outside the walls of Jericho, and we encourage them to continue to do so."

lmao!

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-05-02 12:27pm

Yuri Prime wrote:
::Slap!!:: Greek Gods were WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY COOLER! Hello?! Dionysus?! Athena?! ARES?!?!
I prefer Norse or Egyptian myself.

INFIDEL!!! *smites Yuri Prime with a fistful of electrical Olympian JUSTICE!*

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2003-05-02 02:42pm

Strictly in terms of personal identification, I like Athena.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-05-02 04:33pm

Iceberg wrote:Strictly in terms of personal identification, I like Athena.

She's always been my favorite goddess.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-05-02 05:14pm

Durran Korr wrote:I'm tempted to make a parody proving the existence of Cthulhu with the Necronomicon.

Which Necronomicon?? There are many fake Necronomica out there, all of which are designed to milk money from gullible Lovecraft fans... are you going to use one of them, or the various Necronomicon quotes Lovecraft placed in his stories.

BTW, what about proving Yog-Sothoth instead?? Because Yog-Sothoth knows the gate. In fact, he is the gate. He is also one with the space-time continuum.

Silver Jedi · Post by **Silver Jedi** » 2003-05-03 01:25am

[the ressurection] is supported by a wider variety of testimonial and other evidence than any other historical event that has ever taken place since the world began.

[sarcasm] yeah, since it's in the bible, it is proven much better than historical events that were only, say, videotaped [/Sarcasm]

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2003-05-04 02:57am

Hehehe..I needed a laugh. Using the bible to prove itself..I thought it was a joke till I read it a bit more.

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-05-04 03:10am

that stupide website wrote:If this information has been helpful, please prayerfully consider a donation to help pay the expenses for making this faith-building service available to you and your family!

That's the funniest thing I've ever read. They actually made up the word "prayerfully". Now that I've read that, my life is complete, and I can die.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-05-04 03:59am

Robert Treder wrote:
that stupide website wrote:If this information has been helpful, please prayerfully consider a donation to help pay the expenses for making this faith-building service available to you and your family!

Now we know what these people really worship: Money!

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-05-04 05:34am

Well that was some lame shit, those are 3 minutes that could've been spent looking at sci-fi.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-05-04 05:43am

GrandMasterTerwynn wrote:
Muwhahaha! I made it from start to 404 in two clicks. I said I'm no Christian and I don't believe in the existence of the Great Imaginary Jeebus in the Sky.

Lol- the idiots don't expect you to click on no when it asks you if you think Jesus existed.

The evidence of a 'Jesus Christ' existing is downright pathetic. His entire life as recorded in the Bible (well- there's that massive fucking gap but nevermind) is almost certainly falsehood, from the bullshit 'Herod's Slaughter' myth surrounding his birth, to the outright, irreconcilable contradictions surrounding his death and 'resurrection'.

Sir Sirius · Post by **Sir Sirius** » 2003-05-04 05:58am

Dalton wrote:Jesus Christ existed. There is too much written about him to deny the truth of this.

If you accept that jesus existed based solely on the fact that much has been writen about you must also except that Hercules existed, as much has been writen about him as well. And what about Odysseus, dragons and a whole host of mythical characters and beings?

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-05-04 07:34am

I'll tell you where Jesus Christ is. Jesus Christ is in jail! Someone does time, then all of a sudden he's a Born-Again Christian! Praise the Lord!

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-05-04 08:21am

Superman wrote:I'll tell you where Jesus Christ is. Jesus Christ is in jail! Someone does time, then all of a sudden he's a Born-Again Christian! Praise the Lord!

That would be the umpteenth Jesus in jail at the time being!

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-05-04 11:25am

Gandalf wrote:Well that was some lame shit, those are 3 minutes that could've been spent looking at sci-fi.

I warn you people, but you just don't listen.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-05-04 12:20pm

Superman wrote:I'll tell you where Jesus Christ is. Jesus Christ is in jail! Someone does time, then all of a sudden he's a Born-Again Christian! Praise the Lord!

He goes by the name Hey-zeus and steals hubcaps from cars.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-05-04 12:25pm

Superman wrote:I'll tell you where Jesus Christ is. Jesus Christ is in jail! Someone does time, then all of a sudden he's a Born-Again Christian! Praise the Lord!

Didn't Jesus get charged with sexual assault recently?

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-05-04 12:27pm

Since we're talking about sacreligious stuff, look here...
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/Cast ... efault.asp

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-05-04 01:34pm

If this information has been helpful, please prayerfully consider a donation to help pay the expenses for making this faith-building service available to you and your family!

Sorry, I don't know how to donate stupid.

NapoleonGH · Post by **NapoleonGH** » 2003-05-04 01:41pm

Ive reformed two cults actually, the Cult of the Divine Julius Caesar, annd the Cult of Minerva. All who wish to engage in the worship of the true Olympian gods, join us now, rebuild the temples, gain the favor of the true gods back after years of following that petty sky diety who stole most of his act from our great king of the gods himself, Jupiter

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-05-04 04:03pm

NapoleonGH wrote:Ive reformed two cults actually, the Cult of the Divine Julius Caesar, annd the Cult of Minerva. All who wish to engage in the worship of the true Olympian gods, join us now, rebuild the temples, gain the favor of the true gods back after years of following that petty sky diety who stole most of his act from our great king of the gods himself, Jupiter

[Blues Brother]We're putting the pantheon back together. We're on a mission from Bob.[/Blues Brother]

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