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Nathan F wrote:*Radio buzzes through with a bit of static*

"This is the TFC commander here, I know that I am not the Great Leader, but I think I speak for everyone when I say make the infiltrators suffer."

*Sound of jet is heard overhead, and a distant rattling of a GAU-8 30mm cannon*
"Understood. For the Great Leader!"

*starts off with shots meant to disable, rather than kill outright. The report of a .50 caliber rifle sounds off, changing location each time, making it impossible to determine from where the sniper's next shot will be fired. Each target receives five wounds: one to each limb, finished with a gut shot.*
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*Easily evades death from multiple sources by simply manipulating a subspace tachyon wave resonance effect, thereby creating a hyperwarp flux field and positronic frequency interference.*
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JediNeophyte wrote:*Easily evades death from multiple sources by simply manipulating a subspace tachyon wave resonance effect, thereby creating a hyperwarp flux field and positronic frequency interference.*
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JediNeophyte wrote:*Easily evades death from multiple sources by simply manipulating a subspace tachyon wave resonance effect, thereby creating a hyperwarp flux field and positronic frequency interference.*
*Drops nuclear warheads all over the surface of the planet JediNeophyte is on, creating a nuclear wasteland*
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Nathan F wrote:*Drops nuclear warheads all over the surface of the planet JediNeophyte is on, creating a nuclear wasteland*
*Teleports to a different planet of a name to be determined later, while leaving a gift for his pursuers...*

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*crashes the Trogdor game unit*
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What is this? A thread hijack?

And nobody told me?

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