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Posted: 2003-05-19 08:46am
by Queeb Salaron
Knife wrote:Fuck it, if they resist, bring on the Disturbed or the God smack and if all else fails, Britney Spears.
Fuck em if they can't take a joke.
A) Godsmack is one word, dear.
B) If you REALLY wanna fuck shit up, just let Dave Draiman run loose with a pistol and a hundred clips of ammo. I don't know why we didn't think of it before we decided to spend $15 billion on tanks and shit. That crazy Canadian could take out the whole fucking country.
But then, I suppose that would be a bit harsh. Dave would probably get tired after a while.
Posted: 2003-05-19 09:32am
by irishmick79
I can see it now....
"I love you, you love me, we're a happy.......GIMME FUEL GIMME FIRE GIMME THAT WHICH I DESIRE"
Posted: 2003-05-19 10:43am
by Darth Gojira
And they said that IRAQ used weapons of mass destruction! Not that people ever pay attention to the Geneva laws......
Poor bastards
Posted: 2003-05-19 12:59pm
by Knife
A) Godsmack is one word, dear.
My bad.
Posted: 2003-05-19 08:06pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
In my opinion, playing loud rock music is okay to force opponents into surrendering. Once you get to the boy bands and Britney Spears, that's a war crime.
Posted: 2003-05-19 10:23pm
by Jadeite
[Nelson] Haha! [/Nelson]
Posted: 2003-05-19 10:42pm
by DPDarkPrimus
*tsk* Is that all they can do? If you want a real psychological effect on enemy troops, play one of these three songs while approaching an enemy fortification:
1) Sympathy for the Devil
2) Paint it Black
3) Ride of the Valkyries
Posted: 2003-05-21 01:07am
by XPViking
Sorry about posting a thread about this in the politics forum. Anyhow...
if the situation was reversed, what would the Iraqis use?
XPViking
Posted: 2003-05-21 01:12am
by Shinova
They should've had large screens displaying Britney Spears music video one right after another.
But then again, they could probably start enjoying that by oogling Britney's body so maybe not.
Posted: 2003-05-21 01:29am
by Companion Cube
DPDarkPrimus wrote:3) Ride of the Valkyries
"I love the smell of Iraq in the morning..."
Posted: 2003-05-21 09:37pm
by UltraViolence83
"Killing an Arab."
Posted: 2003-05-22 12:34am
by Vertigo1
Guys, it could be worse....
They could be playing songs by Heart..... *shudders*
Or even worse than that! Rap 'music'! *shudders even more*
Posted: 2003-05-22 02:23am
by Gandalf
If all else fails we could charge in there with "Faith of the Heart".
Re: This has GOT to violate the Geneva Conventions
Posted: 2003-05-22 08:59am
by Peregrin Toker
Yogi wrote:http://www.msnbc.com/news/914527.asp
Newsweek wrote:Psyop: The Love?s Not Mutual
The U.S. military is using Metallica and the ?Barney? theme song as instruments of coercion in Iraq
May 26 issue Your parents aren't the only ones who hate your music, some Iraqis hate it, too. U.S. military units have been breaking Saddam supporters with long sessions in which they're forced to listen to heavy-metal and children's songs. "Trust me, it works," says one U.S. operative.
THE IDEA, says Sgt. Mark Hadsell, is to break a subject's resistance by annoying that person with what some Iraqis would consider culturally offensive music. The songs that are being played include "Bodies" from the Vin Diesel "XXX" movie soundtrack and Metallica's "Enter Sandman." "These people haven't heard heavy metal before," he explains. "They can't take it." Few people could put up with the sledgehammer riffs of Metallica, and kiddie songs aren't that much easier, especially when selections include the "Sesame Street" theme and some of purple dinosaur Barney's crooning.
-Adam Piore
That is just too cruel!
They were lucky they weren't forced to listen to Pig Destroyer.