Will Bush be assassinated/die (or close to it) while Pres?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-05-23 09:46pm

Coyote wrote:
neoolong wrote:And how do you know so much about how the government works? It's a conspiracy I say. A conspiracy.
Who told you to say that?

(puts on dark glasses)
"See here Mister Anderson..."

-puts on glasses too- is there a problem, mr anderson?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-05-23 10:52pm

BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:The twenty year curse has already hit Bush, with the pretzel he choked on. It seems to be losing it. It was doing well until after it failed to kill Reagan. It probably went into a state of depression and just isn't trying

Seriously, it's coincidence.
That or it decided to "kill" him through Alzheimers...

Then it did a pretty crappy job: Reagan has outlived all previous US Presidents.

Perhaps the curse will make a comeback in 2020.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-05-23 10:56pm

Faram wrote:To bad that American mentality have gone this far...

Not accusing you guys of anythin but it is a sad state of affairs when a note like that might be needed...

Not really. The Secret Service have always been humorless bastards when it comes to any percieved threat to the President.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-05-23 11:23pm

The SS is indeed very cautious. Overly so. But more so these days, with the proliferation of good hunting rifles, weapons information, etc.

Honestly, there ARE ways to protect the president, except against things like fucking missile launchers, without going to ridiculous measures like taking kids aside from class if they say they dont like Bush.

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-05-24 01:54am

We can only hope. And give money to some nice friendly religious charities with Central Asian interests.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-05-24 02:37am

The Secret Service is forced to be extremely paranoid because Americans love to shoot their own presidents. No one knows why, but it's happened quite often in their history.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-05-24 02:54am

Darth Wong wrote:The Secret Service is forced to be extremely paranoid because Americans love to shoot their own presidents. No one knows why, but it's happened quite often in their history.

Duh, it's fun.

GREAHSIAM · Post by **GREAHSIAM** » 2003-05-24 08:08am

To be honset, I wouldn't want it to happen. But if it does, I wouldn't shed any tears for Dub-Yuh.

BlkbrryTheGreat · Post by **BlkbrryTheGreat** » 2003-05-24 02:22pm

Darth Wong wrote:The Secret Service is forced to be extremely paranoid because Americans love to shoot their own presidents. No one knows why, but it's happened quite often in their history.

On a side note, I'm sure this serves as a Modern Day "remember, thou art mortal."

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-05-24 04:06pm

Gandalf wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:The Secret Service is forced to be extremely paranoid because Americans love to shoot their own presidents. No one knows why, but it's happened quite often in their history.
Duh, it's fun.

:::::Watches men in suits and dark glasses drag Gandalf away, kicking and screaming::::::::

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-05-24 04:16pm

Are we really sure GWB choked on a pretzel,maybe they invented this to cover for something a little bit humiliating for him,like Mrs Bush punching him.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-05-24 04:40pm

Well, as you know, I work in a funeral home and... Oh, wait a minute... <phone rings> Uh huh. Yeah. Okay, I will tell them. <hangs up> That was Death on the phone just now and he says he has no immediate plans for Bush. Although, Death did tell me that he is a registered Democrat and that he's not happy with Bush's performance so far.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-05-24 05:05pm

Superman wrote:Well, as you know, I work in a funeral home and... Oh, wait a minute... <phone rings> Uh huh. Yeah. Okay, I will tell them. <hangs up> That was Death on the phone just now and he says he has no immediate plans for Bush. Although, Death did tell me that he is a registered Democrat and that he's not happy with Bush's performance so far.

Maybe the curse still believes that Al Gore was the real winner of the 2000 election, and is going after him.

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-05-24 05:22pm

Montcalm wrote:Are we really sure GWB choked on a pretzel,maybe they invented this to cover for something a little bit humiliating for him,like Mrs Bush punching him.

He probably got drunk, slipped, and fell on something hard

Crazy_Vasey · Post by **Crazy_Vasey** » 2003-05-24 05:25pm

There's already been an attempt. The fourth plane on 9/11 was aimed at him was it not?

Worlds Spanner · Post by **Worlds Spanner** » 2003-05-24 05:38pm

My understanding of the legend is that when Reagan survived, the curse was broken.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-05-24 05:54pm

Hamel wrote:
Montcalm wrote:Are we really sure GWB choked on a pretzel,maybe they invented this to cover for something a little bit humiliating for him,like Mrs Bush punching him.
He probably got drunk, slipped, and fell on something hard

Yeah her fist.

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Will Bush be assassinated/die (or close to it) while Pres?

Will it happen?