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Arg, the gogles, they do nothing.David wrote:Zaia wrote:What about D.W. and Einy? His/Her love of anal sex would be unparalleled! That child would grow up to have the sorest ass....
That is so wrong.
But can you imagine if his dick was long enough to have sex with himself.
I can now. Damn you.David wrote:That is so wrong.Zaia wrote:What about D.W. and Einy? His/Her love of anal sex would be unparalleled! That child would grow up to have the sorest ass....
But can you imagine if his dick was long enough to have sex with himself.
For putting this mental image into my head, my crack team of mental-cleansing agents is now on their way to your place of residence.Zaia wrote:So, let's imagine that we can pair up SD.net denizens to have children, no matter their sex (otherwise we in SoS would be tired and HURTING!). What combinations would lend what sort of people?
For instance:
Darkstar + RayCav =
Nawww, the child's first sentence would be: "Fuck! I want another donut!"Phil Skayhan wrote:Behold and tremble:
The genetically engineered offspring of Dalton and Strowbridge!
The question is: Would the child's first word be "Fuck" or "Donut"?
I'd think he'd kick his own ass.Col. Crackpot wrote:Darth Wong + Darkstar
damn, that kid would disrupt the flow of time
Bwahahahahahah!!! Exxxcellent. You'll never take me alive, see?GrandMasterTerwynn wrote:For putting this mental image into my head, my crack team of mental-cleansing agents is now on their way to your place of residence.Zaia wrote:So, let's imagine that we can pair up SD.net denizens to have children, no matter their sex (otherwise we in SoS would be tired and HURTING!). What combinations would lend what sort of people?
For instance:
Darkstar + RayCav =
And as long as it is his ass, he would like it.neoolong wrote:I'd think he'd kick his own ass.Col. Crackpot wrote:Darth Wong + Darkstar
damn, that kid would disrupt the flow of time
No, actually. I'm not sure what inspired this, to tell you the truth. *scratches head*innerbrat wrote:Is this thread inspired by the possibility that there might soon be SDNet children, in light of recent events?
Don't forget the ones about the Catholic Church.RedImperator wrote:Me and Durandal. The only way to get him to stop his diatribes about drug policy would be to hand him a mirror.
"Any reasonable person can look at the evidence and see prohibition has been a complete and utter.....my preciousssssss"
ROTFLMFAO!!!!RedImperator wrote:Me and Durandal. The only way to get him to stop his diatribes about drug policy would be to hand him a mirror.
"Any reasonable person can look at the evidence and see prohibition has been a complete and utter.....my preciousssssss"
that could be fun to watch. Junior Anderson-Wong beating himself over the head and then refusing to listen to his own arguments.neoolong wrote:I'd think he'd kick his own ass.Col. Crackpot wrote:Darth Wong + Darkstar
damn, that kid would disrupt the flow of time
It wasn't supposed to be a Zaia Enterprises' Pimpin' Thread!Gil Hamilton wrote:...no one wants to mate with me... boo hoo hoo... Good, because that gives me more time to breed the lot of you.
LOL! Ph34r.OK, the first generation will be mating Zaia with Kelly Antilles. Using the wonders of Science, we will generate a girl with enormous prickteasing power. This power will be used to rule the message board! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! *dashes off to hide in his island fortress*
As CEO and Pimpmaster of the Message Board Society for the Pimping Recreational Arts, I beg to differ. It's okay, since next I'm going to pimp Admiral Valdemar, Phongn, and XaLev to create a creature that could think about Ayanami eating pie all day.Zaia wrote:It wasn't supposed to be a Zaia Enterprises' Pimpin' Thread!
Then you are on board? Excellent.LOL! Ph34r.
The epitome of sadomasochism.Knife wrote:And as long as it is his ass, he would like it.neoolong wrote:I'd think he'd kick his own ass.Col. Crackpot wrote:Darth Wong + Darkstar
damn, that kid would disrupt the flow of time
Mmm...Rei-chan eating pie...Gil Hamilton wrote:As CEO and Pimpmaster of the Message Board Society for the Pimping Recreational Arts, I beg to differ. It's okay, since next I'm going to pimp Admiral Valdemar, Phongn, and XaLev to create a creature that could think about Ayanami eating pie all day.
Well, since they met before they registered here, I'd say they wouldn't count as a "SD.net marriage". My idea of an SD.net marraige would be two people who don't know each other registerring here, and falling in love over the time frame of several prono TGODs.Knife wrote:Whooops, forgot about them. Well atleast the kid will slide out easier with the pointy hat as a guide, yet the cloak will clog things up some.Darth Yoshi wrote:Possibly Nitram and Tevar tying the knot soon.Knife wrote:
Did I miss something?
Good, I've got a fourth. That makes breeding alot easier.Darth Yoshi wrote:Mmm...Rei-chan eating pie...
*gives Phongn a slice of pie, which shoot knock out gas in his face*phongn wrote:Damn you, Gil .
.. mmm. ... pie ....
::::: Runs in, guns blazing and slaughters Gil's minions then loads Phongn on a stretcher and moves him to safety::::Gil Hamilton wrote:*gives Phongn a slice of pie, which shoot knock out gas in his face*phongn wrote:Damn you, Gil .
.. mmm. ... pie ....
Goodnight... Mr. Phongn. MUAHAHA-HA!
*has his minions drag Phongn off to the breeding pits*
