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I can just see PETA storming Jurassic Park, trying to "liberate" all the caged dinos...

EEEKKKKKKKKK!

Crayz9000 wrote:I can just see PETA storming Jurassic Park, trying to "liberate" all the caged dinos...

I had a dream about that when I first heard of PETA... I had just watched the Lost World and imagined what would have happened if the InGen people were replaced with PETA...

On the bright side, it'd make a great horror movie. And it would also rid the world of a lot of stupidity

Crayz9000 wrote:I can just see PETA storming Jurassic Park, trying to "liberate" all the caged dinos...

"But Mr. Velociraptor! I'm your friend! Why are you disembowling me?!"

Crayz9000 wrote:I can just see PETA storming Jurassic Park, trying to "liberate" all the caged dinos...

Didn't that actually happen in the sequel? It wasn't PETA itself doing the "liberation" but it was close enough.

Poor kid!

The baboon is also an outcast of its "troop". KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!!! ~Jason

A good shot from a 7.62mm weapon should do the job...

Man, primates sure are messed up.

It is horribly sad that the baby was killed in such a hporrible fashion. And that baboon will be killed of course.

But when an animal is starving, they will go for the easiest prey possible....And their really isnt much easier than an unattended human child.

That's beyond sick.

New fear = Baboons

Homo Habilis slaughtered baboons. So should we!

Thats pretty gross.

the death part doesnt make me queasy, its the whole "ate the brain right after ripping it from the body" part. i mean, the brain didnt have time to fucking DIE! The baby was still THINKING as it was being EATEN!!!

Holy shit. Time for the baboon to die.

kojikun wrote:the death part doesnt make me queasy, its the whole "ate the brain right after ripping it from the body" part. i mean, the brain didnt have time to fucking DIE! The baby was still THINKING as it was being EATEN!!!

Word. It's creepy and trippy at the same time.

Yuck.

That is fucked up.

*Evil Voice in my Head* Make a Matrix joke.
No, dude, thats just wrong.
*EVimH* Make a Matrix joke.
The kid DIED. I'm not gonna joke about his name.
*EVimH* Make a Matrix joke.
Fine fine fine you bastard.


Whoa.

*EVimH* Now, how about some sexual senarios.

I bet you the name of the baboon was Hannibal...

Really sad though. Could you imagine dying that way?!?

The baboon must die.

Preferably like this:

YT300000 wrote:I bet you the name of the baboon was Hannibal...

Really sad though. Could you imagine dying that way?!?

The baboon must die.

Preferably like this:

I love the smell of fried monkey in the morning!

Whoa, that's pretty fucked up, makes me want to arm myself to protect my loved ones.

Neo's dead....guess were all doomed.

seriously though, thats fucked up. i feel bad for the kid and his mom.

Geez Africa's one big snakepit of danger! From ebola to crazed baboon attacks, I'm surprised humans came out of there in one piece.

Frank Hipper wrote:They blamed it on witchcraft, that's almost the worst part of the story. Almost.

Yes, you're right.

The monkey ate the kid's brain??
OMG!! It's the night of the living dead monkeys!!
Seriously, that's one messed up baboon! And I wouldn't want to be that mother, seeing the brain of my child beeing eaten by a big hairy ape! That has to be a terrible sight...