Posted: 2003-06-27 06:25pm
Nah, the guy who has all the replicators create the Colonial Marines automated gun turrets throughout the ship trumps that pretty easily. That, or the guy who shuts down everyone else's life support.
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The idea is that an AT-AT is really, really big. And they'll want to take it out to play...consequences wrote:Nah, the guy who has all the replicators create the Colonial Marines automated gun turrets throughout the ship trumps that pretty easily. That, or the guy who shuts down everyone else's life support.
Since that isn't an actual rank, I'll place you somewhere below third lieutenant and above sofa.NecronLord wrote:I promote myself to Supreme Admiral
Oh oh oh! Can I be a foot-stool?!?! Can I? Please!Sea Skimmer wrote:Since that isn't an actual rank, I'll place you somewhere below third lieutenant and above sofa.NecronLord wrote:I promote myself to Supreme Admiral
There is no such thing.Solauren wrote:The members of SD.net get a Federation starship eh?
Okay, I can live with that. All I ask it that is' the Enterprise-D or E refitted with a incredibly safe Warp Core, and that Data is on board as well.
We all get to present plans and vote on who has the best plan to be 'Captain'
My plan:
Basically get all the lost and missing and overlooked Star Trek tech, design a working Genesis Device, build a massive fleet with the Genesis Device, and kick everyone's ass.
Either that, or we fit the ship with a Phase Cloak, and go kidnapping hot ckicks as sex slaves (any one that want's male sex slaves, we can do that too, just keep it in Holodeck #2)
And then we'll discover how to start fires with our minds, divide by zero, and summon Cthulhu.Solauren wrote:My plan:
Basically get all the lost and missing and overlooked Star Trek tech, design a working Genesis Device, build a massive fleet with the Genesis Device, and kick everyone's ass.
Either that, or we fit the ship with a Phase Cloak, and go kidnapping hot ckicks as sex slaves (any one that want's male sex slaves, we can do that too, just keep it in Holodeck #2)
Easy in the holodeck, ask Stephen Hawking, and no thanks, I owe him 10 bucks.RedImperator wrote: And then we'll discover how to start fires with our minds, divide by zero, and summon Cthulhu.
Sea Skimmer wrote:Since that isn't an actual rank, I'll place you somewhere below third lieutenant and above sofa.NecronLord wrote:I promote myself to Supreme Admiral
<raises eyebrow>Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:Sea Skimmer wrote:Since that isn't an actual rank, I'll place you somewhere below third lieutenant and above sofa.NecronLord wrote:I promote myself to Supreme Admiral
Third lieutenant is not a rank either, and if it were, it would be an army rank.
You'll have to wait until I finish installing Linux on it, and don't think for a second that I'll be giving you root access.SirNitram wrote:While people are arguing over rank, I'll go do some.. reprogramming on the main computer.
Actually, although numbered lieutenancies are not naval ranks, they are positions in use in the naval service. Aboard Royal Navy ships of the line, the lieutenants' seniority was reflected by their positions; one generally could expect to have a first lieutenant (who was second in command), second lieutenant, third lieutenant, and fourth lieutenant.Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:Sea Skimmer wrote:Since that isn't an actual rank, I'll place you somewhere below third lieutenant and above sofa.NecronLord wrote:I promote myself to Supreme Admiral
Third lieutenant is not a rank either, and if it were, it would be an army rank.
All coputers in the Trek universe use RedHat. That's why they're all compatible.Drooling Iguana wrote:You'll have to wait until I finish installing Linux on it, and don't think for a second that I'll be giving you root access.SirNitram wrote:While people are arguing over rank, I'll go do some.. reprogramming on the main computer.
Then explain the lack of security. Or redundancy. Or anything usefull.Baron Mordo wrote:All coputers in the Trek universe use RedHat. That's why they're all compatible.
The Sovereign class doesn't have many problems with the warp core. If anything, the problem would be on your GCS, idiot.YT300000 wrote:Well, lets assume it was a GCS. Since we have 1328 members, they would all just barely fit. So we would need another ship.
The Enterprise E (after Nemesis refit, but before Nemesis) is floating in space.
Data: Captain, a GCS just came out of warp, and is hailing us. The ship identifies itself as... the USS Die Stupid Asshat Mother Fucking Federation Cowards, Muahahahaha!!!!![]()
Picard: On screen. I am Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise.
Wong: I am Captain Michael Wong of the USS Die Stupid Asshat Mother Fucking Federation Cowards, Muahahahaha!!!!. Our sensors have detected that your warp core is unstable. Would you mind evacuating and all going into those little lifeboats while leaving your ship fully operational?
Picard: Certainly.
10 minutes later
Wong: Thats it, move all the lifeboats close together, thats right, 40 km away from us... fire.
A photorp obliterates the lifeboats. The USS Die Stupid Asshat Mother Fucking Federation Cowards, Muahahahaha!!!!beams half of its crew over to the Enterprise, and we embark on our mission to bitch-slap the Federation.
If you look carefully at the context of that conversation, you will see that Captain Wong was obviously lying. It doesn't matter who has a less stable warp core. What matters is how gullible Picard is.Shadow wrote:The Sovereign class doesn't have many problems with the warp core. If anything, the problem would be on your GCS, idiot.
This one wouldn't. At least, not for long.YT300000 wrote:Then explain the lack of security. Or redundancy. Or anything usefull.Baron Mordo wrote:All coputers in the Trek universe use RedHat. That's why they're all compatible.