Married Sex:
Doggy Style: He sits up and begs, she rolls over and plays dead.
Types of Married Sex:
1st Year of Marriage: House Sex. Sex in every room of the house.
2nd Year of Marriage: Bedroom Sex. Only have sex in the bedroom.
3rd Year and Beyond: Hallway Sex. You pass each other in the hallway and say "Fuck You."
Amish Miracle:
An Amish family decides to go visit the city and see the technological wonders there. Amazed at the almost magical things around them, the father and son wander into a mall where they see a small metal room with doors that closed and opened again. Never having seen an elevator before, they watch and try to figure out what this odd device is.
Suddenly, a large, fat old woman comes by, walks into the elevator, and closes the door. The father and son watch as the numbers go up, then down again, and the doors open to reveal a beautiful busty blonde that smiles at them and walks out.
"What is it, Father?" the Amish boy asks.
"I know not, my son," the father replies, "But go fetch thy mother."
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Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!
If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!
If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!