BOOBIES!! (or why I love Ontario)

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-07-09 10:46pm

jmac wrote: Actually it was every day...for 2 days...and that's all we've done so far this year.

...

*cries*

Besides, it's fun! You should try it someday!

Okay. Are you free tomorrow?

J · Post by J » 2003-07-09 11:33pm

Andrew J. wrote:
jmac wrote:[on skinny dipping] Besides, it's fun! You should try it someday!
Okay. Are you free tomorrow?

Hey...wait a minute, I never said anything about skinny dipping with you.

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-07-10 12:18am

jmac wrote:
Andrew J. wrote:
jmac wrote:[on skinny dipping] Besides, it's fun! You should try it someday!
Okay. Are you free tomorrow?
Hey...wait a minute, I never said anything about skinny dipping with you.

Ah damn... smack down

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-07-10 12:35am

jmac wrote:
Andrew J. wrote:
jmac wrote:[on skinny dipping] Besides, it's fun! You should try it someday!
Okay. Are you free tomorrow?
Hey...wait a minute, I never said anything about skinny dipping with you.

What about me?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-07-10 12:43am

Gandalf wrote:
jmac wrote:
Andrew J. wrote:Okay. Are you free tomorrow?
Hey...wait a minute, I never said anything about skinny dipping with you.
What about me?

As long as you guys are asking for things you can't possibly have, why not just go all the way and ask for a blowjob?

Death from the Sea · Post by **Death from the Sea** » 2003-07-10 12:44am

well looky there Canada does have something good aboot it, topless women in public.

Arthur_Tuxedo · Post by **Arthur_Tuxedo** » 2003-07-10 12:50am

Darth Wong wrote:
Gandalf wrote:
jmac wrote: Hey...wait a minute, I never said anything about skinny dipping with you.
What about me?
As long as you guys are asking for things you can't possibly have, why not just go all the way and ask for a blowjob?

Hey jmac, can I have a blow job?

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-07-10 12:54am

Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:
Darth Wong wrote: As long as you guys are asking for things you can't possibly have, why not just go all the way and ask for a blowjob?
Hey jmac, can I have a blow job?

I don't know, does your dick reach your ass?

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-07-10 12:59am

aerius wrote:
Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:Hey jmac, can I have a blow job?
I don't know, does your dick reach your ass?

But wait...that's...not a......

Nevermind.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-07-10 01:04am

...and that was the universal question for yes/no questions where the answer has to be "no". Obviously the answer to my last question is "no", but if some wiseguy decides to answer "yes", I get to tell him to go fuck himself.

But anyways, before we get too sidetracked. I'm glad that women can walk around topless here, and I wish more women would do so. Not because I want to look at their breasts though that is a nice side benefit, but so that people would be more used to it and not have to stare at every scantily clad woman. Breasts, you sucked on them as a baby, it's not that big a deal unless they're made taboo and you're deprived of them all the time.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-07-10 01:20am

Boobies. Nummy.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-07-10 12:57pm

Lucky bastard.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-07-10 01:55pm

One more reason that Toronto is a magical place. Like New York City, where women can do the same thing.

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2003-07-10 05:57pm

When the law was first passed, I saw a nice looking young woman rollerblading wearing only short shorts. That and last year seeing a woman wearing see-through red lace shirt.

But I'm afraid if there was a mass toplessness in Ontario, car crashes would reach an all time high.

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-07-10 06:10pm

Enigma wrote:But I'm afraid if there was a mass toplessness in Ontario, car crashes would reach an all time high.

I had a friend that crashed his car looking at a girl and she wasn't even topless.

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2003-07-10 06:18pm

thecreech wrote:
Enigma wrote:But I'm afraid if there was a mass toplessness in Ontario, car crashes would reach an all time high.
I had a friend that crashed his car looking at a girl and she wasn't even topless.

Today I held traffic back while looking at a beautiful woman.

A couple of months ago I was in a traffic jam and I began to look at my surroundings. I spotted a nice looking woman. But when I started thinking how old she was, her parents exited the building and walked up to her. Then I realised that I was staring at an under aged girl. What embarrassed me further was that at that moment I saw that the mother was looking at me and I quickly found out that the traffic had been moving for over a minute and I was creating another traffic jam. All this during rush hour!

J · Post by J » 2003-07-10 08:28pm

thecreech wrote:
Enigma wrote:But I'm afraid if there was a mass toplessness in Ontario, car crashes would reach an all time high.
I had a friend that crashed his car looking at a girl and she wasn't even topless.

I've actually caused a car crash, and I wasn't anywhere near being naked. That's what happens when young teenage males stare at my butt and rubberneck instead of keeping their eyes on the road. They drove right into an intersection and T-boned another car, at which point my BF who was biking with me completely lost it.

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-07-10 09:39pm

jmac wrote:I've actually caused a car crash, and I wasn't anywhere near being naked. That's what happens when young teenage males stare at my butt and rubberneck instead of keeping their eyes on the road. They drove right into an intersection and T-boned another car, at which point my BF who was biking with me completely lost it.

Yeah... Male's are dumb that way. I'm glad i will never have a story like that

Arthur_Tuxedo · Post by **Arthur_Tuxedo** » 2003-07-11 02:48am

aerius wrote:I don't know, does your dick reach your ass?

Hey hey, wasn't asking you there, slick. Don't get all overeager

Post by **Coyote** » 2003-07-11 03:57am

Mmmmm...boobs. I love boobs.

And jmac, did you smack your honey? For staring?

And I would never ask to stare at your boobs. Or go skinny-dipping with you. You are spoken for, and I honor that.

Now, 'bout your sister....

Hehehehehhe.....!

(Hey, come on now, Marina has a picture of me, she can vouch that I'm a good lookin guy!

)

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-07-11 04:07am

I wish I could see some nice natural boobs. It seems there isn't a single female porn star on the internet without breast implants.

EDIT: Added the word female and breast. Otherwise, the sentence could have been taken out of context. Just like these sentences will undoubtedly be.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-07-11 05:33am

DPDarkPrimus wrote: EDIT: Added the word female and breast. Otherwise, the sentence could have been taken out of context. Just like these sentences will undoubtedly be.

Must... make... joke... about... Ron Jeremy....