Posted: 2003-07-16 08:36pm
Damn You! That was going to be my line.Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:Talk about compensating for something!
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Posted: 2003-07-16 10:27pm
It still doesn't fit 
Posted: 2003-07-16 10:33pm
It's fifty stories tall!!Slartibartfast wrote:It still doesn't fit
Of course it won't fit unless you your a building! 
Posted: 2003-07-16 10:56pm
Eh, what exactly are the Chinese trying to compensate for? Their country's huge, their population's huge, their army's not exactly miniscule, their economy's a fair bit better than many many countries, their heights aren't in the lower range for Asians, they've got nukes so there's no nuke-envy there...
If they are, what would they have to compensate for?
If they are, what would they have to compensate for?
Posted: 2003-07-16 10:57pm
You're joking, right?Shinova wrote:If they are, what would they have to compensate for?
Posted: 2003-07-16 11:00pm
About what? Their issue with population control? Is that what you guys are saying China's compensating for?Darth Garden Gnome wrote:You're joking, right?
Posted: 2003-07-16 11:05pm
No, that's not exactly it. Umm... It's kinda... Watch Chinese porn sometime, you will see.Shinova wrote:About what? Their issue with population control? Is that what you guys are saying China's compensating for?Darth Garden Gnome wrote:You're joking, right?
Posted: 2003-07-16 11:11pm
Yeah...seriously, I'm 15 and I've got bigger than some of those guys...Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:No, that's not exactly it. Umm... It's kinda... Watch Chinese porn sometime, you will see.
Posted: 2003-07-16 11:59pm
What? Just because asian porn tends not to be obsessed with big dicks (which can easily be achieved by surgery) turns a big joke into a case of compensation? And haven't you heard of the saying that "it isn't the size of your tool, it's how you use it"?Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Yeah...seriously, I'm 15 and I've got bigger than some of those guys...Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:No, that's not exactly it. Umm... It's kinda... Watch Chinese porn sometime, you will see.
Posted: 2003-07-17 12:01am
I'm sure someone would disagree with that saying...anyone?Lord of the Farce wrote:What? Just because asian porn tends not to be obsessed with big dicks (which can easily be achieved by surgery) turns a big joke into a case of compensation? And haven't you heard of the saying that "it isn't the size of your tool, it's how you use it"?
Posted: 2003-07-17 12:06am
They have small penises, too.Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Yeah...seriously, I'm 15 and I've got bigger than some of those guys...Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:No, that's not exactly it. Umm... It's kinda... Watch Chinese porn sometime, you will see.
Posted: 2003-07-17 12:06am
Actually, even with a big dick you can hump a woman and have her feel little pleasure. It does help, but there's still plenty of technique involved.Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote: I'm sure someone would disagree with that saying...anyone?
Posted: 2003-07-17 12:09am
Of course. Not that I'd know anything about that....Shinova wrote:Actually, even with a big dick you can hump a woman and have her feel little pleasure. It does help, but there's still plenty of technique involved.Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote: I'm sure someone would disagree with that saying...anyone?
Posted: 2003-07-17 06:56am
This all boils down to George Carlin's "Bigger Dick Foreign Policy" in action
Posted: 2003-07-17 01:15pm
They just don't want the Washington monument to have any kids.